Late in the 3rd month, 1,547th year, Continental Calendar — Holy
Capital Yumuen
A member of the court of inquiry spoke up. "We've had enough of this,
Bishop Lester."
On this day, in Yumuen, the holy capital of the Orthodox Papal State, in
the main church that was the center of the Orthodox faith, an inquiry was
being held for a certain man.
The man who stood in the dark room surrounded by the members of the
court of inquiry was Souji Lester. He was a bishop.
For those involved with Lunarian Orthodoxy, standing in front of the
members of a court of inquiry was the same as being before a judge with
the power to declare innocence or guilt. If he were excommunicated here,
he would lose all of the protections and rights that this country provided to
him. In this country, to cease being a member of the faith was to put
yourself in a position where you could be killed and no one would
complain.
However, despite being the one under judgment, Souji didn't seem the
least bit tense. In fact, he wore a bold smile, even seeming to enjoy his
current situation. In response to his attitude, a member of the court of
inquiry presented a complaint.
"Do you understand the graveness of your situation in being summoned
here?" the member said in an intimidating tone.
However, Souji's bold smile was unbroken. "Yes. This is a place to
judge whether a member of the faith will be excommunicated or not. If they
had done wrong, anyone would tremble in fear of this place. However, I
have nothing to be ashamed of, and so I am at peace." The man spoke
politely, but his attitude seemed mocking.
"How dare you..." With a look on his face like he had bitten into
something unpleasant, the member of the court looked through the
documents he had in his hands. "Your misdeeds are unpardonable. Lady
Lunaria said that, 'If those of the clergy do not live in honorable poverty,
the believers will not listen to them.' However, you seem to do the
opposite."
"What? Do I not look poor to you?" Souji said, spreading his priestly
robes out for them to see. His robe was cut off at the sleeves and below the
knee, making it look like a samue. "I wear these shoddy clothes and live in
a dilapidated shack on the outskirts of the city. If that's not living in
honorable poverty, what is? If anything, all of you here are wearing finer
clothes and living in better houses than I am, no?"
"...However, we've heard of you receiving substantial donations from
the followers," the member of the court of inquiry pressed.
Souji shrugged. "Surely I have no reason to refuse what is offered to
me."
"How dare you say that! What do you take the believers' offerings for?"
"If I were using their donations to fatten myself, indeed, that would be a
sin," said Souji. "But just look at these abs. I've got a perfect six-pack."
Souji pulled off his top to show off his abs.
When he showed off his body, which it was hard to believe belonged to
a clergyman, and started shadow boxing, the members of the court were
struck dumb for a moment, but they quickly turned bright red and got angry
with him.
"That's not what we're talking about!" one of the members shouted,
slamming his hands down on the table, but Souji seemed completely
unconcerned.
"I'll bet. I mean, we've got a pretty fat cardinal, too."
When Souji glared at them a little, the members of the court found
themselves at a momentary loss for words.
In mentioning the fat cardinal, he'd most likely meant Cardinal Gold.
His pudgy body was inexcusable for a clergyman. In fact, the court of
inquiry were already aware that most of the donations Souji collected were
going to Cardinal Gold. In other words, Souji was implying that they
shouldn't squeeze him, but the cardinal instead.
However, in Orthodoxy, the cardinals were next only to the pope in rank.
He was out of the court's reach. If they were going to censure him, it would
take the pope himself or a unanimous decision by the rest of the cardinals to
do it. The pope could also be removed by a unanimous decision of the
cardinals, so neither wanted to set a precedent for their own removal. That
was how Cardinal Gold continued to manage to hold on to his position,
despite being unpopular.
The court of inquiry wanted to squeeze Souji, who was connected to
Cardinal Gold, in order to push the pope into censuring the cardinal, but
Souji was under the cardinal's protection. If they tried to force an
unreasonable judgment against Souji here, the members of the court could
find themselves censured by Cardinal Gold for overstepping their authority.
Because of that, there had always been zero chance of Souji being
excommunicated over the issue of donations here. That was why his
composure hadn't failed him.
The court of inquiry decided to change tack. "Outside of that, we've
received reports that you travel from pub to pub every night."
"Is it a sin to drink? I thought wine was sacred."
"There are still limits."
"Well, sorry," said Souji. "A lot of the folks who come to hear me
preach are drunkards. They ask me to come to the bar, not the church, so it
just works out that I end up drinking too much."
Incidentally, when Souji performed his pub sermons, he did it at
parties...
"Lady Lunaria once said, 'Live for today and be grateful for it.'
Cheers!"
...and all he did was quote some scripture as part of the toast. He was a
big hit with the lazy believers because (they selfishly assumed that) it was
just as virtuous for them to listen to him there as it would be for them to go
to the church and listen to a priest's boring sermons on the day of rest.
The court of inquiry seemed irritated, so they changed their angle of
attack again. "That's not all! I've heard you have a prostitute that frequently
visits your house! Shouldn't you be ashamed of that, as a member of the
clergy?!"
"Oh my," said Souji. "Do you mean to say that women are impure in
some way? In that case, all of you here, where were you born into this
world from? Surely you don't mean to tell me you grew out of the fields? If
you did, you could never eat vegetables, could you? You'd be eating your
brothers and sisters."
"Quit rambling on with your meaningless sophistry! The one we must
truly love and respect is Lady Lunaria. That is why, even after going
through the proper procedures to get married, the pious believers still feel a
sense of guilt towards Lady Lunaria. It is inexcusable that you would be
seeing a prostitute!"
The members of the court had completely snapped, but Souji cackled. "I
don't know about that. Our lady Lunaria said this: 'Believers are to be
honest with others.' It's only natural for us, as living beings, to want to
embrace women. That's because Lady Lunaria created us this way. Between
those who, despite having taken the vows of marriage, hide their position in
the clergy and sneak off to visit prostitutes, and I, who openly invite them to
come visit me, I wonder which of us is being more honest!"
Souji declared it so proudly that the members of the court were at a loss
for words. It was an empty argument if they stopped to think about it, but
Souji said such stupid things with a seriousness that was so exasperating
that the members of the court couldn't say a word.
From there, Souji took advantage of the court's silence to expound at
length and with great passion on the beauty of the female form (especially
their breasts). With the utter pointlessness of everything he had to say, he
had already destroyed the atmosphere of the inquiry.
"...That's enough," one member of the court of inquiry snapped at last.
"Be more careful of your actions in future."
In the end, the court was dismissed without being able to do anything to
Souji.
When he left the room, Souji was walking through the corridor
humming to himself when he passed a young nun. She was an eyewateringly beautiful girl with her silver hair tied back in two tails.
That outfit... It's one of the young saints in training, huh? Souji thought
as he looked at the girl.
He wasn't looking at her in a particularly strange way. Souji was into
voluptuous older girls, so the pretty girl in front of him didn't arouse his
appetite in the least, and he was only looking at her out of innocent
curiosity.
However, the silver-haired girl, who was walking expressionlessly, as if
she had almost no emotion, furrowed her brow slightly when she saw Souji.
Then, as they passed each other, she turned her head away so she wouldn't
have to look at him and walked off at a brisker pace.
When he saw her do that, Souji scratched the back of his head and
smiled wryly. "...Good grief. Looks like someone hates me, huh."
This man, Souji. Despite his slovenly personality, he was strangely
popular with men of all ages and old women. On the other hand, young
girls hated him with a passion.
Well, I guess it's too much to expect a young thing like her to appreciate
this old man's overflowing adult charm, Souji thought, making excuses for
himself as he stroked his stubble-covered chin.
◇ ◇ ◇
Around two weeks after that...
That night, Souji was in a certain pleasure quarter in the holy capital
Yumuen.
Yumuen could have been called the Mecca of Lunarian Orthodoxy, but
for as long as there were people living there, there would be a pleasure
quarter where they could drink alcohol and fool around with women.
Though there were no clergymen visible in the pleasure quarter, they were
probably just in plain clothes and blending in with the ordinary customers.
There was probably only one clergyman bold enough to come here and fool
around in his (already modified) priest's uniform, and that was Souji.
The sole reason that most of the donations Souji collected went to
Cardinal Gold was to protect this freewheeling lifestyle of his. Souji had no
desire for large amounts of money himself. In order to live freely in this city
of prudes, he needed a powerful backer.
As Souji was walking down the street, a drunk old man who was
drinking in front of one of the shops called out to him.
"Hey there, delinquent bishop. How's it hanging?"
Souji turned to the old man and waved. "Hey, Pops. Thanks for all the
donations."
"Well, it's not like I have anyone else relying on me," the old man said.
"If the country's gonna take it all when I die, I'd rather use it for my
drinking buddy."
"Ha ha ha," Souji laughed. "Good for you. Let's drink again sometime."
He parted ways with the old man, and before he made it another ten
steps, an old lady in fine clothing called out to him. "What, you still haven't
been fired yet? I don't know why Lady Lunaria would go and make
someone like you a bishop..."
"Hey, I thought I heard someone being nasty, but it's just you, Granny,"
Souji bantered back. "You're still kicking? You sure Lady Lunaria isn't
trying to tell you not to stay away from her?"
"Hmph! If I die before you, you're going to pray for me, right?" she shot
back. "If an awful monk like you is the one saying my prayers, I'll get lost
on my way to the realm of the dead! I don't want that!"
"Ha ha ha. Well, live as long as you can then, you old bag."
They were saying horrible things to each other, but they were both so
animated. It was the sort of conversation they could have because they
knew one another so well.
Next, a woman in highly revealing clothes called out to him. "Sou, baby,
you haven't been coming out to play lately. The girls at the shop have
missed you, you know?"
"Right, I'll drop in next time I get the chance," Souji promised.
"You say that, but I've been hearing rumors that you've found a special
someone."
"Heh, you think any woman'd come near me with this head of mine?"
When he said that and slapped the top of his smooth, tanned head, everyone
nearby erupted in laughter.
He was treated as a nuisance in the main church, but here in the pleasure
quarter, Souji was a popular guy.
While walking through the pleasure quarter like that, Souji suddenly
came to a halt. Then, turning around, he spoke in the direction of a dark
alley.
"Why don't you just come out and show yourself already? I'm not into
having guys follow me around."
When he did, a man who was posing as a pilgrim with his whole body
covered by a dirt-covered hooded cape stepped out of the darkness. His face
was covered by the hood, but the pointed nose of what looked to be a male
beastman was visible from beneath it.
The man bowed to Souji without pulling back his hood. "My pardons for
that. When did you notice?"
"You've been following me since I entered the pleasure quarter, haven't
you? I'm a former adventurer, and detecting enemies was one of my roles in
the party. I'm sensitive to the presences of others."
"What is a man like you doing as a bishop?" the hooded beastman
asked.
"I messed up in a dungeon one time and got hurt badly. It was in this
country, and while I was helping out the old bishop who took care of me...
It just sort of happened naturally. I built a connection with the believers
then, and I've kept it up ever since the old man passed away."
"I see..." The hooded man nodded in satisfaction, then walked toward
Souji. Then, putting a hand in his pocket, he tried to pull something out.
Souji readied himself, thinking it was a weapon, but he was less tense
once he saw the proffered item. The man held an expensive bottle of wine.
"I would like to share a drink with you. Somewhere quiet, if possible."
"...Hmm."
The man didn't seem to be an assassin sent by one of the higher-ups in
the church who wanted to get rid of him, so Souji let his guard down. There
weren't many beastmen in this country. If he wasn't an assassin hired by the
church, this man likely came from another country. What business could a
foreigner have with him?
Souji laughed. "Well, you wanna come back to my place, then?"
The hooded man said, "Yes, certainly."
And so, the two of them walked through the marketplace at night
together.
Souji lived in a ramshackle house on the edge of Yumuen.
When they entered the dark room with no one else in it, the hooded
man's nose twitched. "This smell is..."
"Does it stink?" Souji asked with a laugh as he lit the candles. "I'm a
man living on my own, so sorry about that. Well, just try to put up with it."
"No, I think the place is well kept."
In fact, for someone of Souji's lighthearted and open-minded
personality, the room was meticulously clean. There was no trash left lying
about, and no dust piled up in the corners, either. What caught the man's
attention more than that was...
"Is this smell... medicine?"
When the hooded man pointed it out, Souji stopped laughing. He stared
at the man for a while, then, as if giving up, he shrugged. "You've got a
good nose on you."
"We beastmen do have quite sharp noses when compared with humans,
yes." The man pulled back his hood to reveal the face of a wolf. He bowed
his head. "I am known as Inugami. It is a pleasure to make your
acquaintance."
Souji brought a hand to his chin and asked, "I don't mind us becoming
acquainted, but... is that your real name?"
"As you have inferred, the name is an alias."
"Of course it is. If a guy's gotta hide his identity to sneak into the
country, there's no way he could honestly give me his real name, now is
there?"
Even as he said that, Souji was getting things ready so that they could
drink. On a narrow table, he laid out two glasses, along with bread and
cheese. The two men sat across from one another at the table, and started
with an easygoing toast.
Souji poured the contents of the bottle he'd gotten from Inugami into the
glasses, and sipping away at it a little at a time, he asked, "So, where are
you from?"
"Elfrieden... though I suppose I should say the Kingdom of Friedonia
now."
"The place with a hero from another world as its king, huh?"
Serving as a bishop in a closed-off environment like the church tended
to make one a little ignorant of happening in the outside world, but even
Souji had heard rumors about the Hero King of Elfrieden. He had been
ceded the throne immediately after he was summoned, then he'd pulled the
Elfrieden Kingdom out of its gradual decline, eliminated threats to his rule
by both internal and external actors, and now he had even annexed the
Principality of Amidonia, turning his country into a powerhouse that could
even stand up to the Empire.
Even just hearing this much, they seemed like the accomplishments of a
man of many talents, but little was ever actually said about King Souma's
personal contribution to all of it. In other countries, all they heard about
were the Silver Captain of the Royal Guard and the Red-haired Strike Force
Captain from the military, the Black-robed Prime Minister and Lord
Ishizuka the God of Food from the bureaucracy, and all the other people
doing great things around him.
If they could have seen the Jewel Voice Broadcasts, things might have
been different, but the only achievement of King Souma's that was spoken
of in other countries was his having the wisdom to hire these men. That was
why Souji didn't know how to judge the hero king.
"The country itself seems to be prospering, but what kind of guy is your
king?" Souji asked.
"Well... I do not really understand him myself."
"Oh, come on..."
"His martial abilities are no different from those of the common people,"
said Inugami. "Even with training, he would only be at the level of a rank
and file soldier. In terms of his ability to command, he leaves that to his
subordinates, so I couldn't say. He seems to have a good degree of
ingenuity, but he uses it for creating new systems for the country, and to do
other things that are not immediately noticeable."
"He doesn't sound that great to me," Souji said.
Inugami grinned. "However, if I can say one thing about him, it would
be that, without fail, those who underestimate His Majesty always seem to
find themselves led by the nose into a nasty situation. Even the saint of
Lunarian Orthdoxy was no exception."
"A saint? Did one of the higher-ups do something?"
Inugami told Souji about what had just happened.
He mentioned that the Orthodox Papal State had offered the Kingdom of
Friedonia a deal where they would name King Souma a "holy king" in
exchange for making Lunarian Orthodoxy their state religion. Because of
the danger of them inciting followers of Lunarian Orthodoxy in the country
to rebel, the kingdom had found itself in a position where it would be
difficult to refuse.
In response to this situation, King Souma had declined to be named holy
king, and had chosen to recognize Lunarian Orthodoxy as a "state religion."
Then Souma had addressed all religions in the country, notifying them of
his intention that "Every religion which registers and passes an
investigation by the country will be recognized as a state religion," thereby
declaring that religions operating in the country would be under his
management in the future.
Souji was a little taken aback at first, but he soon let out an enthusiastic
laugh. "Ha ha ha, good for him! The higher-ups' scheming sure went awry
there!"
In a way, he was laughing off the way his compatriots had been beaten.
Then, after draining the rest of his glass, he put it down on the table.
"Hmm... But will the higher-ups really stay quiet after that? Those
guys're persistent. Even if it's bought you some time for now, they'll come
up with a new move soon enough, don't you think?"
"Yes," said Inugami. "That was something that His Majesty was also
concerned about. That brings us to this." He pulled a letter from his pocket
and offered it to Souji. "That is a letter addressed to you from Prime
Minister Hakuya."
"To me?"
"If you read it, I believe you will understand why, but our prime minister
wishes for you to come to the kingdom and become the bishop who
manages the Orthodox believers there."
"Me as the kingdom's bishop..." When Souji skimmed through the letter,
he found more or less the same thing that Inugami had said written out in
polite wording. He finished reading the letter and put it down on the table.
"That makes sense. In other words... by putting a corrupt person like me as
your bishop, you want to sever the followers of Lunarian Orthodoxy in the
kingdom from those in the Orthodox Papal State proper."
When the Orthodox Papal State gave directions to their followers in
other countries, they first went through the local bishop who represented the
believers in that country. From there, that bishop would convey the
homeland's directions to the individual churches throughout the country.
So, if the kingdom could fill that bishop's seat with a person who was notso-loyal to their homeland and the main church, one who could be easily
won over to their side, it would be possible to shut out any directives from
the homeland.
I see. They've thought this out well, Souji thought.
"Was this the king's plan? Or the prime minister's?" he asked.
"It was the prime minister's plan to invite you, Sir Souji."
"I see. They're both crafty... No, they're total fraudsters, aren't they?"
Souji crossed his arms and thought about it.
It's true, there's probably no one out there who fits their criteria better
than I do. I hear rumors Cardinal Gold will finally be getting expelled soon,
too. If that greedy cardinal goes down, I just know the court of inquiry will
take that as their cue to censure me. When that happens, it'll be time to pay
the piper. So it's not a bad time for me to be getting out of the country...
Still, though...
Souji had one concern. "What happens if I refuse?"
"I find this hard to say, but it would be unwise," Inugami said. "We have
already had the saint communicate our desire to take custody of you to the
upper echelons of the Orthodox Papal State. I am sure those in charge here
will have no desire to see you placed as the representative of Lunarian
Orthodoxy for all who live in the kingdom, so..."
"...I'm in danger, then." Souji sighed at Inugami's observation. "Well,
shoot. I never had a choice to begin with, did I?"
"I am sorry," Inugami said. "However, if you will agree to it, we will
escort you safely to the kingdom, ensuring you are not harmed in the
slightest."
"That's not the problem..." Souji scratched hard at the back of his bald
head. After thinking for a while, he looked Inugami straight in the eye as if
he had made a decision, then asked him something. "I seem to recall you
saying King Souma is crazy about collecting talented personnel, right?"
"I would have to take issue with you calling him crazy," Inugami told
him. "Is it not the natural duty of any ruler to search far and wide for
excellent personnel to serve under them?"
"Ohhh, sorry if I offended you there. I didn't mean to insult your king.
It's just... I wanted to check if King Souma will really hire excellent
personnel. No matter who that person happens to be, if they have some gift,
will he put it to good use?"
When Souji asked him this with a seriousness that seemed unlike him
based on their interaction up until this point, Inugami thought about it as he
answered.
"Well... this is only my personal view, but I do believe His Majesty
makes his decisions based on whether the person does or does not have
some gift. He is not fixated on race, age, gender, history, or physical
appearance, and looks to draw talent from a wide range of people."
"Really? Would that hold true even for someone declared a 'witch' by
Lunarian Orthodoxy?"
"A witch?" Inugami repeated the ominous-sounding word with a
questioning look.
The door suddenly flew open. When Inugami turned around, there stood
a woman wearing a brightly colored cloth draped over her head.
Wearing plain clothes with a beautiful cloth draped over one's head was
the mark of a prostitute in this country. It had started with prostitutes
covering their faces with cloth to prevent them from being seen as they
entered a man's home, but once vanity had been added into the mix, they'd
begun wearing more vibrant pieces of cloth.
When the woman who came in noticed Inugami's presence, she said,
"You were in the middle of talking, I see. I apologize for my rudeness."
She bowed her head, then went to leave at once.
Souji stopped her before she could go. "Hold on, Merula. You don't
need to worry about this guy. He's fine."
The woman stopped, then slowly turned. "...Is he really?"
"Yeah. If anything, he's on the side of people fighting this country."
The prostitute looked taken aback. "You're supposed to be a bishop of
this country, Souji..."
Why are you drinking with a man like that? the woman seemed to say as
she slumped her shoulders. Then she walked over to the table and sat down
in an empty chair. While Inugami was still confused, she took off her cloth.
When she did...
"Wha?!" Inugami shouted.
From beneath the cloth appeared a beautiful twenty-something woman
with white skin so pale as to be translucent, golden hair, and pointed ears.
Those pointed ears were the mark of an elf. In addition to them, there
was another thing that stood out about her: Her eyes were ruby red.
"A high elf... No, it can't be! Is she really one?" Inugami gasped.
Deep crimson eyes were characteristic of the high elves. Elves and dark
elves had a dislike for contact with other races, but in multi-racial states like
the Kingdom of Friedonia, there were individuals who lived mixed in with
the other races. Some of those individuals even married members of other
races and had children. Souma's chamberlain Marx was a half-elf who'd
been born to parents who were a light elf and a human.
However, high elves were even more extreme in their hatred for having
contact with other races. Because of that, the high elves were only found in
their own country, the Spirit Kingdom of Garlan, which was situated on two
islands, one large and one small, to the northwest of the continent, and
which other races were barred from entering.
The high elves also engaged in their own unique form of spirit worship,
which made them the ones who had the least to do with a theocracy like the
Orthodox Papal State of Lunaria.
That was exactly what made Inugami so shocked. He couldn't believe
that here, in a country that was the center of a different faith, he was seeing
a high elf dressed in the guise of a prostitute.
When he saw Inugami at a loss for words, Souji smiled wryly and
plopped his hand down on top of the high elf's head. "Allow me to
introduce her. This is Merula Merlin. As you've already noticed, she's a
high elf. I know she doesn't look it, but she's an old woman who's lived
twice as long as me, so be careful."
"How rude," said Merula indignantly. "For a high elf, being one hundred
years old is the same as being just under twenty for a human, you know? In
the Spirit Kingdom, if I told people I was a hundred years old, they
wouldn't treat me as anything more than a kid."
She then began to converse naturally with Souji.
"Um... what sort of relationship do the two of you have?" the stillbewildered Inugami managed to squeeze in.
Merula and Souji looked at one another.
"What are we...? Housemates, maybe?" Merula asked.
"No, no, I'm the owner of the house," said Souji. "I'm acting as your
guardian here, okay?"
"Hold on! Who looks after whom here?! If I don't clean up after you,
you leave things everywhere!" Merula shouted.
"You're just too sensitive about that stuff!"
The two of them launched into something like a fight between a middleaged couple.
Inugami squeezed his temples, then sought an explanation. "Um, could I
ask you start from the beginning... and explain what a high elf like Madam
Merula is doing here?"
"Hm? Oh, sorry, sorry." When Souji calmed down, he crossed his arms
and looked to Merula. "Do you mind if I explain?"
"Hm... Please do."
And so, with Merula's permission, Souji began to tell her story.
◇ ◇ ◇
Merula the high elf had been born around one hundred years ago in the
country of the high elves, the Spirit Kingdom of Garlan. The Demon Lord's
Domain hadn't appeared yet at the time, so the high elves had defended the
two islands that made up their Spirit Kingdom of Garlan, one big and one
small, and lived without contact with the other races.
Despite being one of those high elves who were exclusionary and had no
interest in the outside world, Merula had been a bundle of curiosity. From a
young age, she had taken an interest in anything that caught her eye, and
gone around asking adults what things were. When she grew old enough to
think for herself, and started to see that the adults would lie to cover it up
when they didn't know something, she started wanting to go and find the
truth on her own. And so, she spent twenty years studying various things.
Around the time she became a fully-fledged researcher, she ran into a
great mystery.
What were the spirits that the high elves worshiped?
The high elves thought of themselves as a race loved by the spirits. The
proof of that, they said, was in the powerful magic that the high elves were
able to use.
The high elves were all able to use powerful magics that only those
called mages among the other races could, and they did it as if it were no
big deal. This was proof that the spirits were always at the high elves' sides,
lending them their power... or so their reasoning went.
Merula had her doubts about their spirit worship.
It's true, high elves can use powerful magic, she thought. But is that
really because of spirits? How can we believe in things like spirits that we
can't see?
There were those who claimed they had seen spirits. However, their
stories were all utter nonsense, on the level of, "I saw my dead grandparents
standing at my bedside."
Besides which, living in a country that forbade the entry of all but high
elves, even if the high elves could use powerful magic, how could they say
for certain that the spirits only bestowed their blessings on the high elves?
It might be possible that the spirits would give their blessing to members
of other races. On the other hand, what if a high elf left the islands? If the
spirits would always be at their side, even if they left the island, they ought
to be able to use powerful magic.
Without ever testing that, the high elves just blindly believed that they
were a people beloved by the spirits, and Merula couldn't tolerate it. Her
knowledge couldn't be made complete on the islands alone. Only by going
into the outside world and absorbing knowledge from a variety of sources
could she begin to approach the truth.
Merula began to think that way, and on her fiftieth birthday, she left the
islands. Changing the color of her eyes with magic, she took on the guise of
a light elf adventurer, traveling from country to country and absorbing more
knowledge. There were things she figured out as part of that process, too.
Once she left the Spirit Kingdom, the power of Merula's magic dropped.
Whether it was because "high elves can only manifest their power in the
Spirit Kingdom," or it was because "having left the Spirit Kingdom, Merula
lost the protection of the spirits," she didn't know. If her power came back
when she returned to the Spirit Kingdom, she'd be able to demonstrate with
a high probability that it was the former, but those who left the Spirit
Kingdom were deemed to be traitors. If she returned, she would be killed
without question, so she hadn't been able to verify this.
Let's get back on topic.
Merula continued her travels, and the Orthodox Papal State of Lunaria,
which had a unique faith, like her own people, caught her attention.
The Spirit Kingdom worshiped spirits they couldn't prove existed. So
what about the Orthodox Papal State which worshiped the moon goddess
Lunaria? Did this Lady Lunaria, and the Lunalith into which her prophecies
were said to be carved, actually exist?
If she could figure out the relationship between the Orthodox Papal
State, Lady Lunaria, and the Lunalith, maybe she could gain some
understanding of the relationship between the Spirit Kingdom and spirit
worship. With that thought in mind, Merula snuck into the main church of
Lunarian Orthodoxy in order to see the Lunalith, which was said to
definitely be there.
◇ ◇ ◇
"H-Hold on, please." Inugami interrupted the story there. "You don't
mean to tell me that Madam Merula managed to sneak into the main
church, do you? That place is famous for its tight security. It's not a place
an amateur could sneak into alone, right?"
"Well, you're right, but..." Souji said, scratching the back of his head,
and then put his hand down on top of Merula's head. "Normally, it'd be
tough, but... Merula has this special ability, you see."
Souji rubbed his hand into Merula's head and pushed it around, trying to
convince her to do something.
Merula batted his hand away in annoyance, then whispered something.
The very next instant, Merula vanished.
"Wha?!" Inugami cried.
She had been right there all this time, but now he couldn't see any sign
of her anywhere. However, Inugami's sense of smell could detect Merula's
presence. He couldn't see her, but she was most definitely still there.
As he watched Inugami look around restlessly, Souji laughed and put his
hand where Merula had been just moments before. "I'm sure it looks like
she's gone, but Merula hasn't moved from where she was. If I touch her, I
can tell she's definitely still... Guagh?!"
Souji suddenly fell out of his chair. Inugami tensed himself, wondering
what was happening, when suddenly Merula reappeared with an angry look
on her face and an outstretched fist. She must have punched him out of the
chair.
"Don't take advantage of the situation to try and grab my breasts, you
sexual harasser!" Merula shouted down at the fallen Souji.
"Ow... Your breasts? I thought that was your side... Gwah!"
"Sorry for not being curvy enough!"
For saying something he shouldn't have, Souji got stomped on, too.
Inugami was dumbfounded, but he still managed to ask, "Madam
Merula can make herself disappear?"
"Yes. That's right," Merula confirmed. "I don't really understand how it
works myself, but I can make the colors of my body and clothing blend in
with their surroundings. When I was in the Spirit Kingdom, I could make
those around me vanish, too, but... now, just disappearing myself is the best
I can manage."
Souji came back to life and added, "She's like a lizard, right?" teasingly,
which earned him another kick. However, compared to the color mimicry of
lizards, hers was perfect.
If Souma had been here, he might have pointed out that Merula's ability
was one that controlled the refraction of light, and that it produced perfect
optical camouflage. But unfortunately, no one present could make that
observation.
Souji got back into his chair and said, "Anyway," trying to get back on
topic. "Her ability let her infiltrate the main church and make it as far as the
Lunalith."
"Even if you can vanish, they should have been able to sense her
presence and smell her," Inugami said. "I'm impressed she made it all that
way."
"I'm sure it was partially luck, but it's also a place that no one but His
Holiness and the cardinals have access to," Souji explained. "The security
on the entrance is tight, but once you get in, it's unlikely that you'll be
discovered. Merula snuck in as His Holiness and the cardinals were leaving.
Mind you, because of her sneaking in, security's been buffed up
considerably."
He stared at Merula pointedly, and she looked away awkwardly.
How could a single woman on her own do something so crazy? Inugami
was taken aback. "You said security has been buffed up. Does that mean she
was discovered?"
"Yeah," Souji said. "She could deceive their eyes, but, of all the things
she could have done, she had to go and touch the Lunalith. When she did, it
seems she saw an oracle."
◇ ◇ ◇
According to Merula's account, the Lunalith had been in a vast room
bereft of all signs of life.
The room was dimly lit, and in the center of this room with its high
ceiling was occupied by what looked like a pitch black stone monument. It
measured five or six meters high, two meters wide, and less than a meter
deep.
Looking at it up close, Merula could tell that the stone monument was
giving off a pale light.
So this is the Lunalith... she thought. It really exists.
This was the object of worship in Lunarian Orthodoxy, the one on which
the oracles of Lunaria were said to be carved. Though she had anticipated it
would, when she saw that it actually existed, Merula got excited.
Immediately shifting into researcher mode, she began to observe and
analyze the Lunalith.
Currently, though the subject is currently emitting light, no text has
appeared, she thought. Yet, in Lunarian Orthodoxy, it is said that the
oracles of the moon goddess Lunaria come down to them through the
Lunalith.
When Merula was in research mode, her thoughts became as analytical
as a researcher's could be. Even the femininity vanished from her words in
her head, and she started to put together her sentences like they were part of
a research paper, with all excess removed.
Merula circled the Lunalith.
Hypothesis: The oracles of Lunaria are carved in the Lunalith, she
thought. If this hypothesis is true, the oracles of Lunaria will be carved into
the Lunalith in some manner. It is unclear whether the oracles are in written
or pictorial form. If this hypothesis is false, the oracles will not be carved in
the Lunalith. In this case, it could be conjectured that they have set up this
phosphorescent object that seemed meaningful as the Lunalith, and that
Lunarian Orthodoxy is using it to support their authority... but...
Having thought that far, Merula shook her head.
It can be conjectured that the possibility of that is low. The method is
much too roundabout for it to be a way to build their authority. If they were
going to enshrine a monument that does not actually receive oracles, it
would be far simpler to claim it was some sort of tool used by Lunaria. In
point of fact, there are many such examples of other religions doing just
that.
Merula circled around to stand (probably) in front of the Lunalith.
Let's test if the hypothesis is true. In this case, there are, broadly
speaking, two patterns that it could be divided into:
Pattern 1: The oracles are handed down periodically, or at random
intervals.
Pattern 2: The receiver of the oracles performs some operation in order
to have them come down.
Merula looked at the object, her eyes fully calm as she thought about it.
In the case of Pattern 1, the pope or other such receivers cannot receive
oracles at a time of their own choosing. In this case, they would strongly
reflect the will of the moon goddess Lunaria.
In the case of Pattern 2, the pope and others can receive oracles at a
time of their choosing. In this case, it can be conjectured that the moon
goddess Lunaria is not a being that influences her believers at all times.
Then Merula slowly reached out towards the Lunalith.
The Lunalith is emitting light. This can be conjectured to mean that the
Lunalith is in an active state. If, in some manner, I could receive an oracle,
the possibility of Pattern 2 would be heightened. I guess that's how it'd be,
yeah.
Merula's mind returned from the sea of thoughts, and she touched the
Lunalith. A moment later...
"Ah!"
The Lunalith suddenly shone brighter, and a number of golden lines
appeared on its black surface. Merula jumped back in surprise, but when
she calmed down and took care to observe, she was able to see a regularity
to their patterns. Merula conjectured that they were characters. Surely these
patterns had to be the oracles said to be inscribed in the Lunalith.
Merula attempted to decipher the oracle, but not only were the
characters not the ones in common use for official purposes across the
continent, they were so different from any of the writing systems of any
country Merula had encountered in her travels that she couldn't read them.
Merula was a little disappointed, but she quickly changed gears.
No matter what, I got an oracle to come down. The next issue is whether
the Lunarian Orthodox pope and his people can read this...
When Merula was thinking that, she suddenly heard footsteps from a
number of people approaching. Those footsteps were rough, and she could
tell they were running.
Oh, shoot... They noticed my infiltration because I touched the
Lunalith?! Merula hurriedly used her ability to vanish and moved up
against the wall.
Right after she did, six heavily armed men stormed into the room. These
men, whose shields bore the emblem of Lunarian Orthodoxy, were
members of the Orthodox Papal State's elite unit, the Order of Holy
Knights.
The man who seemed to be their leader looked around the room. "...I
can still sense their presence here. They're hiding somewhere! Two of you,
cover the door! The rest of us will search the room!"
This is bad!
Their leader had detected Merula. On top of that, once the entrance was
shut tight, it would only be a matter of time before she was caught.
Having come to that conclusion, Merula took off at a run. Before it
closed, she managed to push one of the holy knights aside and get out
through the door.
"Ah! They got away! Throw towards the exit!" the leader shouted.
"Yes, sir!"
Under the directions of the leader, one of the holy knights who had been
watching the door pulled out the dagger stored in the back of his shield and
threw it towards Merula.
"Guh..."
She was unable to dodge, partly because the corridor was so narrow, and
so the holy knight's dagger stabbed into Merula's shoulder. The pain broke
her concentration, causing Merula to turn visible.
When the holy knights saw her, they shouted out in surprise. "An elf?!
Stop!"
"L-Like anyone would..." Merula made herself disappear with magic
again and fled.
Because of her injury, she left a trail of blood, and though the chase
dragged on for a long time, eventually she was able to shake her pursuers
by diving into the small river that surrounded the main church.
However, because she got into the water while bleeding, she started to
lose blood faster, and Merula lost consciousness as she drifted down the
stream.
◇ ◇ ◇
"So, when I found her washed up downstream like some ragged piece of
cloth, I picked her up and took her under my protection," Souji finished.
"I've been hiding her ever since."
"...Murgh." Merula was hitting Souji in the back. It seemed she wasn't
happy about it, but the truth was that he had saved her, so she couldn't say
anything.
Inugami tilted his head to the side. "You are supposed to be a Lunarian
Orthodox bishop, are you not? I find it surprising that you decided to help
her."
"I just thought she was a random passed out person at the time, you see.
I was surprised a few days after I saved her when there were likenesses of
her posted up in town, and she was wanted as a 'witch,' though."
"Yet you still didn't turn her in to the church?"
"...Well, having already helped her, I couldn't change my mind and turn
her in so easily." With that said, Souji took a sip from his glass. "I mean,
they say she brought down an oracle with the Lunalith. In Lunarian
Orthodoxy, we learn that only the pope and a select few can bring down
oracles. If word that a heathen high elf was able to bring one down spread,
it would be a massive blow to the church. They'd stop being so special,
after all. The loss of the church's authority would mean a reduction in
centralizing force in this country. That was why they named Merula a witch
and were so desperate to find her. In order to make her disappear."
"I see..." Inugami said.
"...I'm grateful to Souji." Though Merula had acted annoyed by him
before, this time she spoke sincerely. "I'm grateful to him for protecting a
fugitive like me, and for healing my wounds. Also, I can't thank him
enough for sheltering me when I had nowhere to go."
"Oh, hey," Souji put in. "You're being awfully meek now."
"It's how I truly feel. I want to do something to repay you, too. That's
why, while you're sheltering me here, I took it upon myself to do all the
housework for you. But!" Merula rose from her seat, pointing a finger at
Souji. "You are far too messy! If you would clean up after yourself a little
better, you wouldn't spend so much time searching for things!"
"You say that, but you're not much better yourself." Souji stood up,
unyielding, and looked down at Merula as he spoke. "I let you look after the
house for a bit, and the next thing I know, my wine cellar's been turned into
some wacky experiment site. I'm telling you, you can't just remodel a
house without the owner's permission."
"I'm a researcher, so it had to be done. I paid for the materials out of my
own pocket, so what's the problem?"
"You mean the money you got from making me sell off accessories that
you said you'd brought with you from your homeland? It was really hard
making sure those wouldn't be traced back to us. Honestly." Maybe Souji
had just remembered all of the hassle involved, because he started
scratching the back of his head.
Which of them was really the guardian here...? It was hard to tell the
balance of power between this couple.
Souji said, "Honestly now..." and sat down in his seat with a bang. "As
you can see, I can't go to the kingdom until I figure out what I'm gonna do
about her."
"Huh, wait?! What's this about going to the kingdom?!"
Inugami explained to Merula about how they wanted to invite Souji to
become the Kingdom of Friedonia's bishop as a countermeasure against the
Orthodox Papal State.
Hearing that explanation, Merula thought for a moment, and then
nodded as if she had come to a decision. She turned to Souji and said,
"What a perfect opportunity. I want to go to the Kingdom of Friedonia,
too."
"Oh, come on, are you sure? You really want to decide on it that easily?"
"If you leave, I'll have nowhere to stay in this country," said Merula.
"That being the case, I want to leave for the kingdom with you while I'm
still safe. I've already investigated most of what I can in this country, so I'd
say now isn't a bad time to take my research to a new frontier."
With that said, Merula looked him straight in the eye.
"What do you say, Mr. Inugami? Do you think the king you serve would
take in a woman who's wanted as a 'witch' by the Orthodox Papal State?"
If, by some chance, the Orthodox Papal State managed to discover she
was in the kingdom, it might lead to thorny diplomatic issues. Merula was
asking if he would accept her with full knowledge of that risk.
If she were turned over to the Orthodox Papal State later, her life would
be forfeit. If she couldn't get a promise that that wouldn't happen, she
couldn't go to the kingdom.
Inugami understood how serious she was, so he carefully considered the
question before answering. "...Well, let's see. His Majesty is always saying,
'If they have a gift, I will put it to use.' I am sure he would give a warm
welcome to someone who has as broad a base of knowledge as you."
This was Souma, the guy who could be said to be crazy for collecting
talented personnel. Even if it meant some political risk, he wasn't likely to
hesitate in employing a person as well learned as Merula.
"Just to be sure, I will send you with a letter recommending you to the
castle signed by Master Kagetora and myself," finished Inugami.
"...That decides it," said Merula. "Let's go, Souji.
With Merula urging him onward, all Souji could do was smile wryly.
"Honestly, there you go, deciding something this important for me..."
Though Souji didn't seem to mind it that much. "Well, even if I stay in this
country, it's a bit too stifling for a guy like me. I don't have any choice, so I
guess I'll go impose on this king of yours."
Even as he acted like he was being forced into it, he easily agreed to go
to the Kingdom of Friedonia. Thus did the Kingdom add two new talented
members to its staff.
Souji Lester, the Commandment-breaking Bishop of the Orthodox Papal
State of Lunaria; and the high elf researcher, Merula Merlin. What impact
might these two joining the kingdom have on its future?
No one could have known at this point, though perhaps the Lunalith did.
◇ ◇ ◇
Flashback finished. Let's get back to the present.
Having joined the Kingdom in the way described, on this day, Bishop
Souji Lester appeared before the People of Friedonia for the first time via
the Jewel Voice Broadcast.
Souma had only just finished announcing that every religion that
registered would be recognized as a state religion. With the bishop of a
monotheistic religion like Lunarian Orthodoxy coming on directly after
him, followers of all religions, including the Orthodoxy, were waiting with
bated breath to see what he would say and do.
However, as if to say he didn't care one whit about their anticipation,
Souji briefly introduced himself and then began talking in an easygoing
tone. "Now then... King Souma was saying he would recognize any religion
that registers as a state religion, but, by some luck, our Lunarian Orthodoxy
have been allowed to become a state religion ahead of the rest. It seems like
Mother Dragon worship has been, too, and godbeast worship practiced by
the dark elves of the God-Protected Forest was also registered by the
second primary queen, Madam Aisha. For the rest of you people out there
in the other religions and sects, you should hurry up and register yours
quickly."
The citizens were by and large bewildered by the easygoing way that
Souji spoke. The believers of Lunarian Orthodoxy were especially
surprised. That was because their bishop, the head of the believers in the
Kingdom of Friedonia, was speaking in a way that recognized other
religions.
Due to the nature of the kingdom as a multi-racial state, the vast
majority of believers in the kingdom were moderates who abhorred causing
friction with the other races. Even so, they still were hesitant to actively get
involved with the followers of other religions. However, the way Souji was
talking now removed that hesitation.
Ohh. I guess it's fine for us to get along...
The believers had a look on their face as if they had been freed from
something that had been possessing them.
Souji continued.
"Also, Young Miss Roroa was asking if we had any sort of religious
events. I'm sure our believers all know this already, but it's almost time for
the Spring Announcement Festival."
The Spring Announcement Festival was the biggest spring event for
Lunarian Orthodoxy. It was a festival to celebrate the end of winter and the
coming of the season when the flowers would bloom.
During this festival, the children of the believers would dress up as
fairies and walk around with baskets of picked flowers giving them to the
adults. In other words, the children became "envoys of spring." Then the
adults would give those envoys of spring candy in exchange for the flowers,
and they would pray for a bountiful harvest that year.
And, well, it was a festival that felt basically like a spring version of
Halloween.
"Now, about the Spring Announcement Festival... I have happy news,"
said Souji. "Young Miss Roroa has agreed to recognize it as a national
event. This may seem sudden, but it will be held next weekend. Towns and
cities with Lunarian Orthodox churches should already have been notified.
Everyone is free to participate. Whether they are a believer or not, every
child will be receiving candy. We'd like for the adults who belong to other
faiths to help out, too, if they can. If a child comes to you, take their flower
and give them candy, that's all. Simple, right? I think it'll be a fun festival
for adults, too, so please take an active part in it."
The crowd erupted into applause at Souji's words. It seemed that it
sounded like fun to them.
In the time since Souma created broadcast programs, a tendency to
enjoy these sorts of events had taken root in the people of the kingdom.
When the day came, many of them would surely be there to enjoy the
festival.
Souji said, "Thank you for listening," stepped back, and Roroa stepped
forward once again.
"This time we're doin' a Lunarian Orthodox festival, but if any of you
out there involved with the other religions've got some interestin' festival to
share, just you let us know. We're gonna give this country some color with
events from all sorts of religions. I'm thinkin' it'll be wonderful. Let's liven
this country up, believers and non-believers alike!"
When Roroa raised her fist in the air, the people cheered.
"Now, let the preparations for the festival begin!"
◇ ◇ ◇
The last day of the 3rd month, 1,547th year, Continental Calendar —
Day of the Spring Announcement Festival
On this day, I brought Aisha and Tomoe down to the castle town with
me. The town was crowded with people there for the festival. I was wearing
my usual outfit for when I went incognito, the traveler's outfit from the
Nine-headed Dragon Archipelago Union, but with the number of people
there, maybe I needn't have bothered with a disguise.
"I-I've come with spring blessings..." Tomoe stuttered. "Okay!"
In all that hustle and bustle, Tomoe, who was wearing a white mage's
robe with feathers sewn into it, was offering a flower to an old lady at a
street stall.
The old lady smiled and said, "Oh, dearie me, what an adorable little
fairy," accepting Tomoe's flower with a soft smile and giving her a bag full
of candy.
Once she had accepted the candy, Tome bobbed her head up and down,
thanking the lady before she rushed back in my direction with her little
steps and showed me her candy bag.
"Big Brother, look what I got!"
"Yeah, I saw. Good for you."
"Yeah!"
When I patted her on the head, Tomoe's tail happily wagged back and
forth. Seeing Tomoe like that, Aisha, who was disguised in a school
uniform, had a silly grin on her face.
"Ohhh," Aisha said. "Madam Tomoe is so adorable."
"Here. You have some, too, Aisha," Tomoe offered.
"Can I?! I love you, Madam Tomoe!"
"Eek!"
Aisha picked Tomoe up and rubbed their cheeks together. Like always, it
felt like I could see an invisible tail wagging back and forth on Aisha's rear,
too.
...And hold on, what was she doing, letting an eleven-year-old tame her
with food?
While I was watching Aisha with some exasperation...
"Hey, if it isn't the king himself," someone suddenly called out to me.
When I looked in the direction the voice came from, Souji was there,
sitting in one of the patio seats in front of a bar and drinking wine. He had a
wooden mug in hand, and already looked pretty plastered. Was this man
drinking in broad daylight really a member of the clergy? There was what
looked to be a woman sitting across from Souji, and this one was sipping
away at her drink a little at a time.
"...It's still only noon, you realize, clergyman," I said. "Is this Merula?"
"Hello, King Souma," the hooded Merula waved to me cheerily.
It was Merula, right? It would be a problem if people found out she was
a high elf, so she was probably trying to keep a low profile.
Souji knocked back his drink, and said with glazed eyes, "Whew... It
sure is a festival. Don't be such a stiff. Aren't you out on the town with
Aisha and Tomoe? You've got a beautiful flower on each arm, don't you?"
"Well, yeah... Have to spend time with the family, you know."
The reason I was heading out in secret today was to survey the castle
town, but also to have a date with Aisha.
Though I had... um... developed my relationship with Liscia, I hadn't
laid a hand on any of my other fiancées yet. That was to prevent a
troublesome birth order of the children, in order to prevent it developing
into a succession issue. Especially with Roroa, who was in the dicey
position of being the sovereign princess of a former enemy state; for her
sake, and the sake of the child who would eventually be born, I couldn't go
laying a hand on her yet.
It probably wouldn't be an issue if I laid a hand on my secondary queen,
Juna, whose children wouldn't have the right to inherit, or on Aisha, who
was from a long-lived race and would have trouble conceiving to begin
with, but they were holding back out of consideration for Roroa.
Honestly... they were all such lovely women.
Well, the result was that Liscia now had my other fiancées asking her to,
"Hurry up with the heir already," and she'd complained to me, "I swear, the
pressure is making my stomach hurt."
...I kind of felt bad for her.
Ahem... Anyway, even if I couldn't lay my hands on them, it was
important that I still do other things with Aisha and the others.
When I explained that to Souji, he said, "Hmm. Must be tough having to
be a family man when you're so young," as if it was none of his problem,
and then he knocked back his mug and polished off the rest of his wine as if
rubbing it in my face. "Pwah!"
"Don't you think you've had more than enough?" I asked.
"In Lunarian Orthodoxy, wine is sacred. In other words, by pouring this
liquid into my body, I'm accumulating virtue."
"That absolutely sounds like the excuse of a drunkard," I informed him.
"You really are irresponsible."
"But it's convenient for your people that I'm so irresponsible, right?"
Souji grinned.
...Honestly, this octopus-headed old man.
I shrugged my shoulders. "Well, yeah. I mean, Hakuya's plan is to use
you to sever the believers from the homeland."
"Well, you scratch my back, I scratch yours, Your Majesty. I'll slack off
with everything I've got."
"I'm counting on you," I said. "Now then, I should get back to Aisha
and Tomoe."
"Sure. May God's protection and peace be upon you and your family."
Hearing the delinquent bishop's prayer behind me, which it was hard to
know how serious he was about, I headed back to where Aisha and Tomoe
were.