Chapter 6
"Town to town, two-lane roads. The family biz- two huntin' bros! Living the lie, just to get by~"
"Oh my god. What the hell." Alex laughed as she watched Sam and Dean being forced to act out cheesy T.V shows. "This is amazing."
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"Hey, how about we have some fun?" Gabriel looked over to the girl with jet black hair.
"Oh, like how drinking coffee was fun?" Alex replied sarcastically. "I'll pass."
"Hey! You looked like you were having fun messing with the cashier!"
Alex smirked, "Yeah but he deserved it. He was a dick."
"Then why don't we go mess with more dicks?" Gabriel suggested. "That came out wrong." Alex raised an eyebrow at him as they walked down the sidewalk.
"Yeah, sure."
"Bill Randolph. Kind of a hot-head if you ask me," Alex commented as they watched Mr.Randolph walk through the woods.
"And how would you like to deal with this hot-head?" Gabriel asked, taking a bite out of another candy bar, throwing the wrapper aside.
"Hmm..." Alex thought. "You know the Hulk?"
Gabriel smirked, liking where this was going, "Alright. We can do that."
Seconds later they were watching as Mr.Randolph screamed and ran from the woods back to his house, a large green man chasing after him. Gabriel and Alex followed, but stayed out of sight and tried not to make too much noise with their laughter.
Randolph ran up to his doorstep, quickly opening the door and locking it shut behind him. Hulk paid no attention to the closed door and easily ran through it, chasing Randolph into his bedroom and killing him.
"I almost feel bad for laughing." Alex laughed.
"Well he deserved it." Gabriel pointed out.
"Yeah..." Alex chuckled.
"We should get going before dumb and dumber get here." Gabriel stood up from their hiding spot.
Alex stood as well, "Who?"
"Yanno, the Winchesters?" Gabriel stated like it was obvious. "They're in town."
"Oh?" Alex asked, still confused.
Gabriel looked at her in disbelief, "Don't tell me you've never heard of them?"
Alex shook her head as they were teleported to a white room. "Nope."
"Seriously? Where have you been? Under a rock?"
"Well, no. But I don't really know any other hunters, which I'm assuming they are." Alex looked around the room. "Where the hell are we anyway?"
"It's a room I made, so we can watch the show." Gabriel smiled.
"Show...?"
"You're a little slow sometimes aren't you?"
"Shut up."
"Watch," Gabriel snapped and turned on the large T.V across the room. A sofa appeared behind them and Gabriel gestured for her to sit down.
Alex raised an eyebrow but listened, "This should be interesting..." She muttered as she watched a black impala pull up beside the abandoned building it was sent to. Alex narrowed her eyes.
"Recognize them?" Gabriel asked, watching her.
"Uh...Yeah..." Alex muttered, then said louder, "I actually met them on a hunt once. I didn't know they were the Winchesters though..."
"Oh wow," Gabriel laughed. "Well, I gotta go, I have my own part to play in all of this."
"Woah, wait, I want in too." Alex stood up.
"Alright...How about this?" He snapped and Alex's entire appearance changed. "You're name is Dr. Ellen Piccolo. A sexy doctor at Seattle Mercy Hospital." Gabriel smirked.
"Woah." Alex marveled.
"If you're gonna do this, you have to play the part, okay? You can't break character." Gabriel warned, his own appearance changing into another doctor with the nametag, "Dr.Sexy"
"Ok, ok. I will." Alex agreed.
"Then let's go."
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Alex acted like she was talking to the secretary at the front desk of Seattle Mercy Hospital, before she heard Sam and Dean's voices. She smiled a little but turned around, acting pissed off. "Doctor." She stomped up to Sam and slapped him across the face.
"Ow!" Sam exclaimed, looking down at her with a confused and surprised expression.
"Seriously?" Alex snapped.
"What?" Sam shook his head a little, still very confused.
"Seriously." Alex repeated as Dean looked at her as if he knew her from somewhere. "You're brilliant, you know that? And a cowered. You're a brilliant cowered."
"Uh. What are you talking about?"
Alex slapped him again, "As if you don't know." She then stomped off, walking around a corner before making herself invisible, wanting to know what they'd do next.
"I don't believe this." Dean marveled, looking in the direction Alex walked off.
"What..?" Sam asked, not catching on.
"That was Dr.Piccolo."
"Who?"
"Dr. Ellen Piccolo." Dean said walking forward. "The sexy-yet-earnest doctor at..." He paused and looked at the wall behind the secretary's desk, where the name of the hospital was written in large white lettering. "Seattle Mercy Hospital!" He exclaimed, gesturing to the wall.
"Uh. Dean? What the hell are you talking about?" Sam walked over to Dean and put his hand on his shoulder.
"The doctor getups. The...the...the sexy interns. The 'seriouslys'. It all makes sense!"
"What makes sense! What's going on?" Alex held back a laugh at how oblivious Sam was to the situation.
"We're in 'Dr.Sexy, M.D.'" Sam gave Dean a horrified-yet-confused look.
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The brothers had been wandering around the hospital, Alex following while trying to find Gabriel to learn what to do next.
"Dude, what the hell." Dean suddenly asked.
"I don't know." Sam replied, clueless.
"No, seriously. What the hell." Dean looked to Sam for an answer.
"I don't know." Sam repeated.
"One theory, any theory."
"Uh. The trickster trapped us in T.V land." Sam offered.
Alex thought as she followed them.
"That's your theory? That's stupid."
, Alex thought. .
"You're the one who said we're in 'Dr.Sexy, M.D." Sam retorted.