The unwanted guest

" Come with you tonight? Why? "

" you will know. I will call you when we are about to go. And yeah you better start training yourself or focus on your studies. Be good atleast at something, rather than just existing "

' This damn bastard! '

" Don't let your life be worthless "

After saying that he leaves the room

' Hmm! Though he is right about that. I should probably start doing something about my body. Or else I will just be a nuisance. Hmm? But what do I do? I know! Start watching some tutorials online! '

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After a while*

" Hey guys! In todays video imma tell you guys how to be strong. Tip number one! Stop beating your meat "

" WTF? What is this toturial? You telling me to stop beating my meat? That's my life "

Bites on that juicy meat*

I was talking about real meet. What did you think?

After watching the video*

" That's it! I am fully motivated now! From now on I won't beat my meat… except this one last time "