"-and some jerk had the effrontery to tweet that my breasts must be mounds of heaven for two sane men to get killed and missing for!?"
"hahahahaha. Oh Dios mío !" She wiped the fake tears away and continue to stir the milk on the burner. "I'm so sorry, but all these comments are hilarious."
"It's not funny. I'm offended Elizabeth." The tone I used changed her reaction from sad to angry In one second.
Lizzy noticed immediately and stopped laughing.
"What do we do then. You know you can't tweet something back, it's like asking for a social death wish."
"I know." When the milk started boiling she reached for the cocoa, cinnamon and chocolate chips. One by one the ingredients dissolved into the hot liquid. "I want to strangle them Soo bad."
"Relax, it'll blow over. If it was being said in front of your face then you can deck someone."
The thought of that alone brought a smile to my face.
"That'll be great." She giggled when she saw the glee shining through.