Thrudd was halfway to the door of the base when she felt the hairs on the back of her neck stand up.
Fiona immediately feared the worst. "If you throw me in the snow again, I'm going to get you exorcised for sure!"
"I'm not a ghost." Thrudd said.
"Really? I thought you guys were mixed with a whole bunch of shit…So your dads not a spirit?"
"He is an elemental spirit, not a Halloween spirit."
"Ohhhhh..!" Fiona nodded while still eye-level with Thrudd's butt. It was infuriating to look at.
She didn't know if she should be jealous of Thrudd's workout routine, or if this was just godly genetics at play.
She finally tore her gaze from Thrudd's behind and forced her gaze down to her quads.
Equally as juicy and perfect. Equally as infuriating.
"…Gods, I hate you."
"Huh?!"
The pair suddenly paused when they heard the sound of space itself ripping open.