Harem King

(A/N: Merry Christmas to all members of the US Libertarian Party!)

Nogi practiced heavily with his sword, and found that due to the power of his Sacred Gear he could even leave a hefty dent in hard metal and stone. He drew upon his lust for the girl he had just seen, and allowed it to give him strength, until his skill with the sword was enough that he felt confident in ambushing the priest.

Soon, it was time for him to return to the world, and once more seek vengeance upon the priest.

He lost consciousness momentarily.

***

Nogi awoke slouching in the corner of a dark room.

At first, he couldn't make out anything in the room. It seemed to be large, and filled with the faint scent of incense, presumably set by the priest.

As his eyes slowly adjusted, he was shocked to see the naked flesh of the young singer girl's back right in front of him. His eyes instantly strayed downwards, and he saw her small anal cavity hanging lightly split a short distance in front of his erection.

She was only inches away.

He couldn't hold himself back, and in a manic fit of lust he slipped off his pants and thrust his penis towards her anus. However, he cried out in pain as his penis jammed into a glass panel right behind the girl.

His cry alerted the girl, who looked around with her mouth slightly agape, shocked at this sudden show of degeneracy. As her eyes locked on to Nogi's, and she recognised him, her image of him was forever tarnished.

Nogi felt a deep pang of guilt at her gaze, and almost wished that he hadn't read so many smut novels on WN.

He had to be better than this, or he would be as wicked as the church!

However, he still felt powerfully aroused by the sight of her naked flesh prostrated in front of him. So he began to simulate sex by pressing forwards against the glass, holding back slightly to avoid the pain of straight-on collision. As he proceeded towards ejaculation, he began to cry out vulgarities along with the girl's name, 'Isabelle.' Isabelle herself was horrified at this, and her head half-turned - as far as it was able, since she was tied in place - and looked on in shock.

Finally, he ejaculated over the glass panel, slamming his penis into it and causing himself some pain and inconvenience. The girl flinched away, and began to cry.

After this deed was done, Nogi began to feel terrible guilt for what he had just done. He considered committing seppuku with his sword, something which he had read about in Japanese fiction. However, he didn't know how. Besides, the girl would still be trapped by the priest.

Perhaps he could redeem himself in her eyes slightly, by killing the priest? His thoughts flashed suddenly to the image of her congratulating him for such an act, through sexual favours. This caused him to be aroused again, and he got off and ejaculated while leaning up to the glass panel just beside her face, causing her to look visibly ill and faint.

He almost cried, upon realising what he had done. Was he really any better than the priest?

Hoisting his sword up, he slashed it at the glass panel which appeared to be trapping the girl. Dazed, he wasn't sure if he wanted to forcefully have sex with her, or to free her. However, his sword deflected comfortably off the glass panel, and he surmised that it was designed in a way that would prevent his sword from breaching it. Giving up on that, he looked past the girl and around the large room, where he could now make out a few more glass 'cages' with young girls tied up inside them. A few of these girls were dead, perhaps ones whom the priest had imprisoned for a long time, but several still seemed to be gazing defiantly around their cages.

He noticed two of them staring angrily at him. They must have noticed his antics. He should probably avoid them.

The door to this room was locked, and was made of thick steel. He wouldn't be able to cut through it, certainly not in the limited time he had here. He would have to find a place to hide, and ambush the priest as soon as the priest returned. After all, the priest was clearly quite proactive in trapping and abducting females, and it was likely that he would return to abuse them after he was done.

As he tiptoed around Isabelle's cage, he heard one of the other trapped females cry out, "Hey, leave us alone! My boyfriend, Issei, he'll beat you up if you try doing that to me!"

He was surprised at hearing her voice, since Isabelle's glass cage seemed to be sound-proof. However, he noticed that this girl, whose was young and blonde, was kept in a cage with small slits that allowed her voice through. Perhaps the priest enjoyed hearing her complaints?

"S-sorry," he muttered. "Who are you? Is there any way out of here?"

The girl flicked the small crucifix pendant hanging by her breast. Nogi's eyes followed it as it swung hypnotically from side to side.

"The priest doesn't always lock the door when he enters," she said, with a coquettish voice. "Perhaps, if you could break through this cage, slightly, then I could climb out if he's distracted? After all, he seems to really like this 'Isabelle,' perhaps he won't notice."

She tilted her head to the side.

"Alright, I'll try," he said. While he wasn't sure about cutting through her cage, he saw that some of the glass around its slits seemed to be fragile.

"Remember, don't make a hole that's too large. One, he'll see it... Two, it should only be big enough for me to get out, I don't want you getting in here. I can sneak out of these ropes, he doesn't realise that I also have some Holy powers... You'd better be careful."

He saw her coil her long, blonde hair around one of her hands. Flushing slightly, he walked forwards, and swung his sword fiercely towards the slits of her cage. His desire for her made the blows stronger, and soon he had carved a small hole, though not large enough for him to open. She blew him a kiss, and he was so shocked that he tensed up and stopped enlarging the hole.

Giggling, she told him that she could hear the priest coming back, and he should be careful.

Listening carefully, he could also make out the sound of a car parking outside. He looked around the room carefully, and saw that there was a large, locked cupboard on the left side, next to the blonde girl's cage. He hid carefully behind it, since he couldn't open it and didn't have the time to find a better hiding place.

Soon, the door creaked open, and the priest snuck inside. Instead of closing the door, he rushed lustfully forwards towards his prize capture, Isabelle.

However, Nogi was puzzled to hear the priest's steps slow in the middle of the room, and the priest seemed to bend down.

This puzzlement gave way to urgent alarm as he saw the priest throw open the door to Isabelle's cage, and step threateningly towards the young, naked girl.

As the priest leaned down, and drew Isabelle's tired mouth back and forth over his penis, Nogi saw an opportunity. He walked quietly out from behind the cupboard, and snuck towards the priest. The priest didn't seem to notice him, and had began to ejaculate over Isabelle and then crouch down to penetrate her vagina.

Finally, Nogi thought, he would be able to get the drop on the priest!

However, it was not to be.

He suddenly found himself frozen and unable to move, as a wave of white light fluttered up around him like a cage. He realised that the priest had left a crucifix on the ground, after hearing Nogi faintly scraping against the cupboard and breathing heavily, and had left this crucifix to trap Nogi.

Not bothering to turn his head, the priest forced Isabelle flat against the ground, where he kissed her tongue and throat and molested her wickedly. Her eyes seemed almost lifeless, since she could barely breathe.

Frustrated, Nogi used his sword to slash at the priest's cage of Holy energy. While each strike caused him pain, he didn't care, and he was determined to try and save Isabelle.

Eventually, he broke through the cage, and began to charge once more towards the priest. However, the priest simply redirected the Holy energy, and it wrapped itself around Nogi's leg, weakening him until he easily lost balance and fell. As he obstinately tried to keep his footing, the priest easily shoved him down to the ground before Isabelle.

As he fell with a thud, he felt Isabelle's vagina inch away from him in disgust. He tried to move away and give her space, but found that the priest had grabbed his right ankle and was holding it ceremoniously in the air, and twisting it slightly. Nogi cried out in pain, but the priest used his leverage to move Nogi's body forwards until our protagonist's face was almost pressing against Isabelle's vagina.

"Why? Why would you do this, wicked priest?" Nogi cried.

The priest looked down with disdain on the sinner, and did not answer.

In truth, he was just an old fan of Kurt Angle. The low quality of the modern, family-friendly WWE had driven him into such deep rage and sorrow that he now acted as he did.

Nogi, however, would not have understood this sympathetic backstory. This is because Nogi is immature and views the world in black-and-white, and so he simply assumes that the church is irredeemably evil, and the priest is thus an agent of evil.

However, Nogi is already starting to grow as a character. You can already see the uncertainty in his question - with its repeated 'why' - to the priest. It is because, on learning of Satan's conspiracy to cheat at chess using chess engines, he is now finding chinks in his view of the church as unmitigated evil. For instance, if the church is truly pure evil, then why do they righteously exhort people to stand against the wickedness of Satan? Admittedly, such subtle considerations aside, he might also just be softening slightly against the church because he realises that the young blonde girl is a member and wears a crucifix, and he finds her hot.

In brief, there are perhaps a few different factors contributing to his complex character development.

But hopefully you will appreciate that there is legitimate character development in this story. It would perhaps be more realistic to display Nogi simply being an ignorant fool for the rest of his life, but sadly readers do not appreciate realism, and even justify this with silly canards about how fiction must be more perfect than reality. Is their real life so pathetic that they must take recourse in the imaginary life of a cretinous DxD wish-fulfillment smut fic's protag? Do they despairingly crave sex so much that even the insensible sex of a trashy fic is enough for them? Is their life truly just an imperfect shadow of the life of an ff character? For such foolishness we have no time.

Besides, this is not a smut fic. This is the Great American Novel.

This is about Truth, Justice, & The American Way.

And also about Nogi, as he began to get off to the young girl in front of him, as the priest dangled him forwards but did not let him reach her. His hand reached back and he began to orgasm across the floor until he was spent.

Soon, he was so exhausted that he could barely breathe, and was so busy staring at Isabelle's nether regions that he didn't notice the priest softly kick away his sword and pick it up.

Seeing that Nogi was too weak to fight back now, the priest lifted him by the leg and tossed him painfully into the right side of the glass cage. He then knelt down beside Isabelle, keeping Nogi's sword to her throat in order to avoid her resisting as she had in the church, and fondled her body comfortably as he thrusted violently inside her. She began to vomit slightly, but due to the prick of the sword she held back.

Nogi was shocked and fell into tears on seeing his own sword being used by the priest as a way to take advantage of poor Isabelle.

As the priest draped himself over Isabelle, and seemed aroused by her piercing cries and tearful moans, the blonde Christian girl, whose name was Asia Argento, snuck out of the door unnoticed. She ran away from the priest's house quickly, and tried to catch her bearings.

She knew her next task: to find Issei.

Nogi finally snapped when he saw the priest lift Isabelle slightly and begin to penetrate her anus. How dare the priest use his own sword to get what Nogi couldn't!

Nogi clawed his way onto his feet, and began to charge head-first at the priest. However, he was off-balance, and the priest easily used the sword and sliced a thick gash in Nogi's head.

As Nogi fell, pained, to the ground in front of Isabelle, the priest kneeled on top of his head and pressed his face painfully into the ground, worsening the bleeding. From this elevation, the priest forced Isabelle to fellate him, which she did weakly, and he kept his sword at her throat so that she was afraid to try anything else.

Finally, he withdrew a small, white tablet, which was enchanted with Holy energy. Staring into the girl's eyes hypnotically, he kept the sword to her throat and forced her to swallow this pill. As she did, her eyes began to mist over.

"Now that you have taken the truth serum," the priest said, "tell us what you think of this young man on the ground, Nogi."

"I can't believe what a degenerate perv he is! He's so disgusting! I hate him! And he's so pathetic, too... At least the priest knows what he's doing!"

Nogi shuddered. The pill had been a truth serum, and the priest had seemingly used some sort of hypnosis as well to force the girl to give her true opinion.

"Wise words, from one so young!" the priest said. "This sinner must be shown the way of God, and the light of Christ." He pressed the sword to the girl's throat, and stared at her eyes until she seemed to grow tired. "Sing 'Silent Night,' to remind him of the birth of Christ, the lamb of God!"

She began to sing 'Silent Night,' in an elegant, soaring, high-pitched voice that seemed to have been slightly weakened by the priest's repeated violation of her throat. However, the delicate, precise voice she had been known for was still in evidence. The priest had her fellate him lightly while singing it.

"Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright..."

This kept going until Nogi finally passed out from the blood loss, and died.

He awoke in Hell, and saw Satan hovering above him and laughing.

"It's not funny, did you see all of those girls he had trapped?" Nogi shouted.

"You didn't find that funny, true," Satan said. "You found it arousing."

"Well..."

"But anyway, it is actually quite funny how he trapped the girls," Satan said. "I enjoy it, though not as much as seeing you try to fight the priest. I'm Satan, what do you expect, that I'd be hand-wringing about it? And you again did not fail to disappoint - ahem, I mean, you did not disappoint!"

"I did think that you'd hand-wring about it, actually," Nogi said. "See, the church is pure evil, but devils being good is okay in my book."

"Well, then you were wrong. But anyway, you'll be happy to know that one of the girls did get away. She is Asia Argento, you perhaps recognise her as the one with a crucifix pendant. She has gone to seek her boyfriend, the heroic new devil Issei, for protection. But where is Issei? Why, he is currently rushing to the home of a female named Akeno, to warn her because the priest has donned a disguise and is visiting her. You see, he is also concerned about the priest's activities. And he is also a noob, like you. In fact, you two could have a great bonding exercise, especially since you're probably homosexual, judging by how much of a pathetic noob you are. Now, I've heard stories of people cheating at chess with a butt-plug, and although I have never tried it, perhaps you will have better luck at fighting the priest if we let you join up with Issei? So we will send you near Akeno's house too, and we'll see if both of you can manage to outdo the priest's power of God."

"Maybe, but..." Nogi hesitated. "But what about Asia? Will she also be there?"

"Well, she is first going to Issei's house, but she won't find him there. However, she will probably make her way over in your direction, after figuring out that Issei was heading towards there. That said, the priest has tipped off a few friends to try and catch her, so who knows? But you should go to try and save Akeno, otherwise the priest may have his way with her and escape."

"...Yes. I will go, and kill him this time! I can't forgive the way he just killed me!"

"That's not very Christ-like of you."

"...Give me a sword, I will kill the priest this time! Then Isabelle will never suffer again!"

Satan laughed and tossed over another iron sword, then flew away.

Nogi was left to stew in his righteous indignation.