"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

He wasn't really sure what he was expecting. 


Bentley had said she had forcefully blasted her way out of her grave. But for some reason, Xander had pictured something a little cleaner than the sight in front of him now. It was as if a whole chunk of the beautiful hill had been assaulted with a bulldozer. Heaping patches of dried up earth stained the hillside brown. Uprooted flowers withered in clumps on the ground. The sight was already almost unbearable to see, but the worst image of all was the dark earthy hole, decorated with filthy stringy roots, burrowing six feet into the ground. 


Xander couldn't stand it. He immediately started scooping up the piles of discarded dirt and throwing them back into the pit from whence they came. He'd been the one who dug this grave in the first place, he might as well be the one to fill it in after Bentley destroyed it. 


[2] Xander's Emo Hours