"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

Atticus didn't like pop music –even when it was being performed by the greatest musician across all four realms, the archangel of music himself, Lucy Feral. 


Most of the time, Atticus turned up his nose whenever he heard the obnoxious tones of modern music. Everything in pop music felt like it always followed the exact same four chords, repeating over and over and over until the listener felt physically sick. The singers always sounded like they were whining and complaining about their own romantic misfortunes. With the added metallic buzz of auto tune, and the cheap back-track produced by a computer instead of actual musicians, none of the songs Atticus had ever listened to were even the slightest bit bearable. Which was why he stuck to lonesome cello music. 


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