"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

Back in Paris, morning had come around. 


The hotel room curtains had been torn open like the gates of Heaven, allowing sunshine to spill all throughout the room. Reflecting off the smooth beige walls, the soft blue carpet, and the white sheets of the bed. Everything was kissed warm by the pleasant morning glow. —The epitome of comfort. 


Lucifer was in the process of enjoying such comfort. He was stark naked, sprawled out on the bed, basking in the sunshine amidst the swirl of clean linen bedsheets. Beside him, the humidifier he had bullied Atticus into giving him sat puffing away, adding to the luxurious scene. His eyes were closed, and he was refusing to move. He was as limp as a cat in a sunbeam. 


"Alright, we can offer vouchers," Said a voice, "It's not that big of a deal," 


[5] Lucy and the Lunatic