"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

When they returned to Micaiah's house, Xander was in the middle of choking on a gluten free biscuit. 


"For fuck's sake, you're a demon, Xander," Hephzibah was saying, "How in the four realms can you choke on a fucking cookie," 


Xander couldn't say anything. Beside Atticus, Bentley let out a low chuckle and stepped forward to intervene. But before she could save her brother from a tragically embarrassing death, Lucy poked his head through the kitchen doorway to absolutely screw over the entire atmosphere. 


"What's happening? Xander's choking?" He asked, "Need me to do the Heimlich Maneuver?" 


"N— HACK! —No!!" Xander shouted between coughs. 


[6] Xander Almost Dies