"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

"He escaped???" Wingo said, staring at the empty cell. 


Half an hour ago, Lucifer was all chained up in his specially-designed cell beneath the mountain, singing incessantly. At the time, Yardley had been ready to smash her own head against the side of the cave wall just to stop her own misery. But now, there was only a pile of discarded chains and Yardley suddenly wished he was still singing. Things had gotten so messy. 


"Yeah, thanks to Xander," Yardley told him, "See, I told you those two are sleeping together, but did you listen?" 


But Wingo didn't care about any of that. The situation was just becoming more and more complicated, and Smythe, —the demon who would normally be resolving these things— happened to be the only person currently locked up where she should be. What a headache. 


[9] Lucy Adopts a Sheep