"Bentley Hellbourne is dead,"

Those words were echoed in the pages of history, celebrating the infamous demon's death at the hands of her angelic arch-nemesis. After eighty-five years of peace between Heaven and Hell, the world is finally getting used to its current state of balance. But when Bentley inexplicably comes crawling back from her grave to wreak havoc once again, the structure of the four realms instantly comes crashing down.

After reuniting with his formerly deceased rival, low-ranking angel Atticus pash de Ophaniel finds himself caught up in a wild tangle of adventures. From babysitting Lucifer himself, to discovering horrible truths about his own existence, Atticus is forced to acknowledge the trauma of his past. And in doing so, unearths memories of a long-lost friendship held between himself and the person he always thought he hated the most.

God's Gone AWOL

Dense wafts of black smoke were curling up from the stovetop, torturing the smoke detector so it continued to let out it's horrible, high-pitched scream. Hazel, Frances, and Xander were all busy flailing about the kitchen, each trying to figure out what to do. In the center of a large frying pan lurked a misshapen, blackened puddle of sizzling goo. Flames danced across its surface, occasionally sending out spits of furious sparks. 


"Put it out!" Frances said beneath the incessant ringing of the alarm. "Pour water on it or something—" 


"You can't pour water on it! That'll only make it worse," Hazel replied. 


[10] Xander Tries to Cook