Yellow_Marguerite

Emiko was a successful businesswoman with a carefree attitude. One day when coming back from work, her computer notified a strange survey. Emiko, like the lousy person she is, completed it for fun. So it wouldn't be a shock for her to end up in a 2d world, right? Especially if it was about volleyball.

Haikyuu: A Life of Joy

//Previously: 'God, if you can hear me, please don't let me die!'//


Thankfully, God listened to Emiko's prayers. The phone began to ring and Kasumi answered it.


"Yes, do you have a ****** problem with me?"


"Mom, you don't cuss to an elementary teacher. There's children for **** sake you *****."


"Oooh, right. I forgot Japanese customs for a sec."


The blonde woman switched up her gears and spoke "clearly" to the phone.


"*cough* I apologize for the 'misconception.' So for f-...I mean, goodness sake, is there a motherf-...I mean, bi-...um...da-.....you know what, just tell me what's going on."


Emiko could only shake her head with disappointment.


"Um, oh! We were just going to inform you that you daughter has been excused from school."


All witnesses popped out their eye sockets.


"Y-your daughter, Emiko Shimizu? This is the Shimizu household number, isn't it?"


"Emiko? Ooooh, you mean my ********* brat. Yeah, okay. Thank you very much for this notice."


"Mom, did you seriously cut off the school secretary?"


"Hey! I was NOT going to lose to a *****, ya hear me? This is how you survive society my dear! BAFIK!


"Bafik. How you deal with toxic people!


I don't like fighting, ignorance and avoidance is not fit for the impatient, I retired from the underworld long time ago, so only B is left."


"Can you seriously not understand this? So simple!"


"Shut up you h-I mean, please be quiet..."


"Okay, I understand now. You used to kill people but now you don't?"


"Oh...hahaha, such a beautiful weather, isn't it?"


"We don't have windows, you dumba-...you b-...I mean...ya."


"At least play along, I'm your mother ain't I?"


"You literally called me your ********** brat few minutes ago."


"Oh shush, but yes. BAFIK. Wonderful :)"


"Awww, it's good that you know the tru-"


"To not become someone like you, *****."


The two female predators stared down at each other. Suddenly, Kasumi broke into a laugh.


"Oh...haha...hahAHAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..."


"hehe...hehEHEHEHEHE...HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!"


Now, let's listen to a referential story, shall we? Just peacefully read the next few phrases.


It starts with a giggle. EHEHEHEHE...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


They laugh like hyenas and seals. JOIWEHFOISHDS


Next is the most heartwarming, gentle hugs. "YOU'RE GONNA SUFFOCATE MEEEEEE!!!"


And it ends with a beautiful, painless sleep. X_X


"Hmm, I'll make you a training regiment with your father later. We won't help you with volleyball so you'll have to search those up yourself. Will that do?"


"Yep! Thank you so much mom! I LOVE YOUUUU!!!"


???: BUT WHY?!? I FINALLY GOT SOME FRIENDS, SO WHY?!?


???: No, I am NOT going to follow you and that shenanigan! I am staying RIGHT HERE!!!"


???: *sigh* ------, no matter what you do, we still have to move. You have a few months left until we leave to Hyogo. Do you understand?


Chapter 10 [Elementary Days (pt.7)]