"Chapter 14" (Last Chapter)

It's been a good few weeks since Kazuo joined the volleyball sessions. His skills...unfortunately still sucked. Actually, it even worsened than before! Somehow, his bones became much skinnier than necessary and he even lost his precious endurance of 4 hours to just a minute! Truthfully, nobody knows how this came to be but they acted as if this whole situation was normal and ignored the malnourishment.

Now, there was an even bigger bomb. Goro Shimizu and Kasumi Shimizu got divorced, yes, the once lovely couple suddenly frosted their hearts into an icy wall! And to make things worse, none of the two parents wanted custody over Emiko so she now had a whole house alone and "orphaned."

Then there's the current situation, where Emiko was kidnapped by some weird, burly men in all black.

"Heh, so she's worth 100k, you sure?"

"Nope, 3k, her worth dropped after the poor girl's parents disowned her. Hah!"

As the group of men constantly argued about the hostage's price, our lovely angel got out of the tangly chains. She then attempted to quietly leave the dark room, but was unfortunately caught.

"Hey, don't even dream about ESCAPING, ya hear me, lil' girl?"

"That's some weird accent you got there, old man."

"Weird-old! YOU-"

SLAP

(A/N: Yep. An old man actually just slapped a young, pretty girl.)

"Pfft, did you think just by slapping this beautiful face of mine, it could raise my ransom or whatever?"

"Y-y-you," the chunky, old man stuttered.

"HEY! Boss is coming!"

All heads turned to a staircase leading to brightness. The figure walking down those stairs is...Sachie?

"Sachie? Why are you here?"

"Oh sweet Emiko, my lovely angel, there's nothing you need to worry about-"

She stopped. Her dark brown pupils sharpened like a cat's slit, and her face gloomed depressively.

"Hey," she whispered lowly, "who slapped my precious treasure?"

With no hesitation, everybody directed their path to a chunky, old man. He stuttered once more,

"B-Boss! It's not as if I wanted to, that little pest was just asking for it-ACK!"

Not wasting even a single second, Sachie's lavender dress was dirtied with blood. Silence ensued for at least 10 minutes. Nobody dared to move until their Boss randomly spoke,

"Aw man, and this was my favorite dress too!"

The cheerful-seeming girl slowly turned her way back to Emiko. Unexpectedly, Sachie placed her bloody hands on the hostage, and leaned in for a deep, lip-to-lip contact, mysterious kiss. Emiko tried, she really tried, with all her might to maneuver a path out of this "romantic scenario." But the fear she was experiencing weakened her muscles.

As soon as the two girls gasped for air, the victim pushed her predator as far as possible and ran to the stairs. While Sachie laid on the floor with bruises, she immediately ordered,

"What are you doing? Catch her!"

And the burly men obeyed the command. However, a little child is bound to move more flexibly than the muscle-tended yet old people.

'Just a little more, just a little more and I'll be out of here!'

Then Emiko walked up the stairs when she realized...it was just another, empty room. Well, rather than empty, a room with a quite handsome highschooler, tied to a chair and...seems to have undergone torture.

'Who-who is he?' The angel thought.

But it was because of this thought that Emiko was caught by the elderly. She was quickly tied back up to her respective room.

"Oh, Emiko. You shouldn't have run from me, now you're getting me all excited!"

"Sachie, who was that guy up the stairs? And where am I?"

"Well, the highschool boy you just saw is, well, my cousin's victim! Remember the times I told you about my yandere cousin? Heh, it seems that she have influenced me too! And your location? Hmm, I'll keep it a secret for now, just because it's funner that way!"

Now, if it was the usual calm Emiko, she would've quickly gathered the clues and successfully escape for once. Unfortunately, having faced a fearsome situation along with failing her runaway attempts, it was natural for a 9 year old to give up.

"Thankfully, all those wonderful plan I made successfully followed through and now, you're mine. And only MINE."

Then Sachie leaned in for another deep, french kiss. Then the predator's sickly hands placed itself on the other female's body.

'Please, please let this be a dream! I don't want my whole life locked up doing, how does Sachie even know this stuff? But this wasn't what I wanted!'

*BZZT! ERROR ERROR! HOST WILL BE COMPENSATED FOR THE ERROR, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?*

'Error? Wtf? Compensation...well, if so...'

"I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY!!!"

"E-Emiko?" Sachie asked startledly.

*BZZT! REQUEST CONFIRMED! REQUEST APPROVED! HOST WILL NOW MOVE BACK TO HER ORIGINAL LIFE!*

And just before anybody knew it, the world shined with light. The scenario returned back to a 45 year old woman, waking up from her luxurious bedroom.

"Hm? Oh, it was a dream."

BRING BRING BRING BRING-

"Ughhh, what time is it-oh SHOOT! I'M LATE!"

Then the famous businesswoman prepped herself up for the day. Just as she was about to leave through the window (with her glider, of course), the middle-aged woman mumbled to herself,

"What did I dream of again? Eh, whatever. Got to get back to work!"

And so, the woman glided to Emiko Corporation. In front of the building, she met the bodyguards all wearing black suits.

"Welcome back, Enatsu-san!"

"*sigh* I told you all, just call me Mayumi."

And the day carried on.

-The End-

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You didn't think that the actual end, did you? And plus, HAH! APRIL FOOLS AGAIN, PEOPLE! I'm pretty sure you all knew it but still read the whole thing just for your sadistic nature. Or you were actually confused so I'm glad to have fooled those I did! Anyways, I promise this is the LAST April Fools chapter I made in this series, for real! But yes, I hope everybody has a good day!

Sincerely, Yellow_Marguerite