Omake: A Gamer in A Gamer World

While travelling in the void, finding a universe where they can relax for now in order to make a plan to meet up with Alexandra and the others, they got close to a certain world with a bored god.

A boy with heterochromatic eyes with unique pupils of spades and diamond symbols in cards appeared in their ship. "Hi~ I'm Tet. Can I invite you guys into my world?" (pic)

Tet scared the shit out of Samus and she was about to fire her cannon at him. "Wait! Wait!!!" Ramiel stopped her and sighed in relief when Samus calmed down.

"What the hell, who are you?" Samus was suspicious of the boy, especially because she couldn't get a feel for him. Though his energy levels were absolutely jacked.

"Tet, where have I heard of you before?" Ramiel squinted his eyes and checked his memories. "Ahh! You're the god of Disboard!" He pointed out and Tet nodded with a playful smile.

"Umu, it's a pretty awesome world right?" Tet was happy that he knew his world.

"Disboard? What the hell is Disboard?" Lulu was incredulous. A god suddenly appeared in front of them. And in Ramiel's reaction, the boy was a genuine one. Maybe not a true omnipotent God, but a god nonetheless.

"It's a pretty nice place you see? Violence is prohibited there and all disputes are managed through games!" Tet explained patiently and Lulu raised a brow.

"It's not all games and rainbows Lulu. You can lose a whole country in that game with rock, papers, and scissors." Ramiel expounded and she got nervous. Because they were obviously not good at games.

"There's ten rules!" Tet put up all his fingers and they listened.

1. All murder, war, and robbery are forbidden in this world.

2. All conflict in this world will be resolved through games.

3. In games, each player will bet something that they agree is of equal value.

4. As long as it doesn't violate pledge three, anything may be bet, and any game may be played.

5. The challenged party has the right to decide the rules of the game.

6. Any bets made in accordance with the pledges must be upheld.

7. Conflicts between groups will be conducted by designated representatives with absolute authority.

8. Being caught cheating during a game is grounds for an instant loss.

9. In the name of god, the previous rules may never be changed.

10. Let's all have fun and play together!

Tet explained and threw them into the world of Disboard.

They landed in the middle of a forest nearby the kingdom of humans and his companions definitely have some questions.

"So, we can cheat? Just not get caught? Then isn't this a pretty rigged system for the other races that have magic and shit? Humans here have no access to magic." Samus noticed it immediately.

"Yes, yes they are." Ramiel sighed and thought that this was a pretty unique world. And everything and anything can be acquired through games.

No one was an exception to the covenants that Tet put down. The pledges were absolute. And his power will make anything true, as long as it wasn't super out of this world.

"How about we test it? We play a game of rock paper scissors. Loser will be lovey dovey to the winner!" Ramiel suggested and Samus was shocked.

"What!? What the hell kind of bet is that?" She disagreed immediately. "Aww, you chicken? It's only natural, you're part bird after all. Bawk, bawk, bawk."

He taunted her and Samus glared at him. "Fine! You better prepare yourself!" Samus finally agreed and they were about to battle, but they received a note from Tet that when two sides agreed, they have to say Aschente.

"Oh well, Aschente!" Ramiel shouted out dramatically and Samus followed suit.

They began their rock paper scissors battle and Ramiel could see every twitch of her muscle, tendons, and ligaments.

Which obviously resulted in his win. "I won, kukuku~ how are you feeling?" Ramiel asked, Yuna and Lulu stared at Samus as well who went silent.

She looked up and was blushing madly, Samus then walked up to him and hugged him softly. "Ramiel~ I love you. I want to be with you forever." She then kissed him in front of the two. Which Samus would never do in public.

"Oh my god... S-she was compelled to do that?" Lulu was terrified. If a simple game with the agreed bets were like that. Then you can enslave other people.

"Well, yes and no. If I remember correctly, betting to fall in love isn't just boom they're in love immediately. It will start with infatuation." He tried remembering the show.

"Though betting love and your life is pretty rare anyways. And it can't be forced if you don't agree. Except in some cases of course." Ramiel thought that economic coercion and some other things will still be possible. It doesn't necessarily have violence after all.

Samus then kept on clinging to him while whispering sweet nothings. "Okay baby, that's enough." Ramiel willed the contract to be fulfilled and Samus returned to normal.

"Wha... What was I doing?" Samus blushed like a tomato as she was really close in attacking him in broad daylight. In the woods, no less. It was like she was in estrus.

"Don't worry about it, I'll let you attack me later." Ramiel winked at her and Samus almost choked on her saliva.

They went on and travelled to the city in the kingdom. And they noticed that a lot of people were being nosy at a certain building.

So the four of them checked it out. "Hey, miss. What's going on here?" Ramiel asked a lady that was sitting on the deck of the pub.

"Ahh, there's a tournament that is underway. The previous king put in his will that the next king will be decided with a game." The lady explained and they were surprised.

"Oh wow, even the status of a king are being wagered? In a game no less?" Yuna was shocked and the lady chuckled.

"He wanted the next king to be the best gambler of humanity." She shrugged and they watched a two girls battle. And the other one was clearly struggling as they play poker.

"Come on, no matter how hard you look at your cards. It will not change." One of the participants hurried the other.

"Shut up! I'm thinking!" The red head shouted out. "Hey, who're those guys?" Ramiel asked the lady again.

"Ahhh, the red head is the granddaughter of the previous king. Stephanie Dola, she can't inherit the throne due to the will of the last king." She shrugged and continued drinking.

"Heh, but her opponent is cheating though?" Samus could feel magic being used to shuffle the cards to the other competitor's advantage.

"Yeah, it's that cloaked person over there that is using magic." Ramiel pointed at a corner of the pub and there was a suspicious individual there.

"Hey Samus, can you pretend to be one of the other races?" Ramiel smirked as he gave her a visual of the Flügel race, angel-like beings that are absolute killing machines from the great war before Tet took over.

"Hmm, what's your plan?" She was interested in what he was cooking up. "I'm going to become king." He announced and the three chuckled.

"Sounds just like you." Lulu sighed and Yuna nodded in agreement. Samus then went outside of the place and manipulated her body.

She spawned wings on her lower back and a halo appeared on her head. Her pupils turned into cross shaped ones and she let her normally controlled energy leak.

Samus flapped her wings and everybody was in awe. "A... A Flügel..." The lady they were talking with earlier had a panic attack.

The pressure she was emitting was that great. "Hey, it's not nice to cheat you know? My buddy Tet will not like it." Ramiel intervened in the ongoing game.

Lulu then casted a stop on the suspicious helper. Freezing them in time as the competitor smiled. "What makes you say that? This is a legitimate game with no cheating involved?" She was confident that they won't get caught due to humans inability to notice magic. And even if they were accused, they cannot prove it.

"Well, she can tell that your buddy over there is using magic." Ramiel pointed behind him and the girl was absolutely shocked out of her mind. Seeing a Flügel.

They were 6th on the exceed rankings. 16 races that are ranked based on their affinity to magic. And they are the angels of death. Created by Artosh to be headhunters.

"Yeah, you're cheating." Samus confirmed with a straight face. She then pointed at the robed individual and took it off with her telekinesis. Showing that the helper was an elf.

"Y-you were cheating! That means I win this match!" Stephanie cheered and the covenant of Tet was applied immediately.

"Ah, don't celebrate yet missy. I am your next opponent." Ramiel smiled as they threw out the girl she was battling earlier and the elf.

"Uhhh, yes..." Stephanie got nervous, with Samus behind him. She gave her a lot of pressure. "Now, a game of poker? Same rules as before? Whoever wins becomes king?" Ramiel smirked and Stephanie can't deny.

"Aschente." They both agreed to it and of course Ramiel won without any difficulty. He just used card counting which wasn't really cheating. And the red head slumped down on the table.

"Heh, guess I'm king now? This is too easy." Ramiel laughed and his companions rolled their eyes except the sweet Yuna.

"Hey, you're the granddaughter of the king right? Then show us the castle yeah?" Ramiel ordered her and Stephanie sighed. She could only help him with his duties as king.

While travelling to the castle, Ramiel wanted more information. "So, how's the condition of the kingdom? Is it bad or good?"

Stephanie frowned and remembered the reign of her grandfather. "If I have to say it's good, then it's really not. My grandfather lost 8 games to the werebeasts and we lost a large chunk of land to them." She deflated and was ashamed.

Her grandfather was also being called a failure which disheartened her. "Heh? Then let's take it back, shall we? Though I feel something pretty interesting over there." Ramiel pointed at a direction and Stephanie lit up.

"Yes, that's the national library of Elkia! And a Flügel played a game with my grandfather for it and he lost. Maybe with your companion, we can win it back!" She was of course stoked that he had a Flügel following him around.

They then introduced themselves and Ramiel just let her believe that Samus is an angel.

The group arrived at the national library and it was filled with magical power. "Welcome, how can I help you in this fine day? New king of immanity. Ramiel." (pic)

A pink haired woman welcomed them and she had an impressive amount of magic. Ramiel was sure that she's strong enough to fight him one on one for some time.

"Hmmm, I want information yes? And this library contains it." Ramiel smirked at her and the angel raised a brow.

"Hoh? Ever since the 10 covenants of the god of play have been implemented. Murder has been outlawed. So we, the Flügels cannot collect heads anymore." She flew down and Stephanie was shaking in her boots.

"So we gather knowledge. It isn't an exaggeration to say that if we get all the knowledge of a person. Then it is basically taking their heads. And all of this knowledge that I have collected is basically my life. What will you wager in exchange? For what is to be considered my life?" She was offended that he wanted her library. And thought he didn't have anything to wager that had an equal value.

"This. It contains thousands of books that will never appear here in this world." Ramiel took out his phone.

"T-thousands of books that will never appear here!? All that knowledge? All of those mysteries!?" She quickly changed her tune and started drooling and panting.

"Is she really a god-slaying weapon?" Yuna asked and Lulu wasn't convinced now too. "I don't know?" Stephanie didn't know what to say and only met the Flügel now.

"Ahhh, ahem. Please excuse me. It was terribly rude of me to not introduce myself. I am Jibril, the last Flügel that was made by my father, Artosh. The god of war." Jibril introduced herself, but she was still eyeing his phone.

"Hey Ramiel, isn't this just scamming her? You're basically baiting her with books which are abundant to us. It doesn't seem right." Samus whispered to him.

"It doesn't matter, remember Tet's rules. She values it as her own life." Ramiel shrugged. "But there is one thing. How will I know that you're telling the truth?" Jibril squinted her eyes.

"Well, you won't understand the language for sure." Ramiel tossed it to her and she snorted. "I understand all the languages in Disboard, surely I will kno-" She saw the text and she couldn't understand it at all.

"Another language... New knowledge!" Jibril started drooling while staring at the screen. So he snatched it away before she started slobbering on it.

"And there's another catch, we're from another world." He doubled down on it and Jibril froze. It was plausible, but in her logic. It wasn't possible.

"That's simply impossible, if someone was to summon you here. It can be done, but maintaining it will need tons of energy. Even the Old Deus will have problems with it." She explained.

"Who says we're summoned here? We travelled and Tet just guided us here." Ramiel countered, but Jibril was still apprehensive.

"Then, to know if you're truly not from this world. I'll need to do a body check to see if there are no elementals in you." Jibril announced, Lulu and Samus were instantly not ok with it.

"Oh yeah, sure. Touch me where you need to." Ramiel immediately started stripping while Lulu questioned it.

"What do you mean body check?" She raised a brow and Samus was waiting impatiently for an answer as well.

"Your erogenous zones of course." Jibril stated plainly and they froze. They didn't know that the collection of elementals in one's body were the erogenous zones in Disboard.

"I'm ready!" Ramiel was gonna take off his pants, but Samus stopped him as she pulled his pants back up.

"No! You goddamned pervert, you just want her to touch you inappropriately!" Samus shouted and Ramiel looked at her like she was an idiot.

"What do you mean Samus? This is just a wholesome body check. She's checking if I'm a resident of this world, ain't that right Jibril?" Ramiel confirmed with her and she nodded.

Samus and Lulu were speechless. "Umm, shouldn't you just let it be? S-she's just checking. She isn't really going to molest him." Yuna blushed and the other two sighed.

Jibril was about to pat him all over, but he stopped her with a hand. "Jibril, if you're going to check me. Then I must do the same. It is only fair, right?" He had a serious face on.

"You're taking advantage of the situation!" Samus retorted. "Why yes, that is only fair." Jibril offered her wings and that confused the others.

Ramiel then started rubbing her wings and smirked at them. "What were you thinking, eh? Her erogenous zones are right here at her wings you know?"

He used his dexterity to action and rubbed them good. "Ahn, not so rough~" Jibril moaned and bit her lip.

"I feel defeated, but it still somehow wrong." Lulu sighed and Samus squinted her eyes at him.

Ramiel traced her spirit circuits in Jibril's wings and stimulated them to the maximum. "Ahhh~ it's so good! I'm gonna!" Before she could finish, Samus tackled him to the ground.

"Awww. I was so close." Jibril was disappointed and Lulu covered Yuna's ears while Stephanie covered her eyes at Lulu's behest.

Jibril then started feeling him up and stimulated his nipples. "Is your erogenous zone here?" She curiously felt him up and Ramiel had a straight face on. Samus was glaring daggers at him after all.

"So? What's the big idea with erogenous zones?" Lulu asked and Jibril flapped her wings. "Elementals make up our spirit circuits. And the places they concentrate on in our bodies turn up the sensitivity. So they become our erogenous zones." Jibril explained and they understood now.

Ramiel had a shit eating grin on his face as they gave him the stink eye. "Alright, now that's done. Let's start with the game, shall we?"

"Yes, because your wager is too valuable. Then I'll offer myself as well." Jibril confidently bet her rights to him immediately.

Lulu, Samus, and Stephanie choked on their saliva and even Yuna was surprised. "Hmm, why are you so sure you'll win though?" He raised a brow and Jibril smirked.

"It's merely a fact that you will not win. I am a Flügel and you are mere immanity." She arrogantly declared and Ramiel guffawed.

"Mere humans eh? Then let's begin. Aschente." Ramiel sealed the deal and she followed suit. They then travelled to the basement of the library.

"We'll be playing Shiritori, the one who can't answer for 30 seconds loses. And there's a twist of course, it is materialization Shiritori. Anything that isn't in this place appears, while things that are in here disappear. You understand, right?" Jibril smiled and was convinced she will win.

"And you can't cause the other player to die directly. Everything will be undone after the game, so give it your best shot." Jibril smirked and Stephanie broke into a cold sweat.

"Then I can go right!? I don't need to be here right?" She was scared as hell and was about to run away. But Samus just made her sit down. "You won't die, just stay calm."

"Please do start the game." Jibril offered him the first word as an advantage of sorts and Ramiel sighed at her arrogance. Well, that will be done in after this anyways.

"Hmmm, I wonder. Maybe, panties?" Ramiel started and everyone's panties disappeared.

"Ramiel!" Samus noticed immediately as she patted her butt. And it wasn't there, her panties were missing.

"That's lewd Ramiel..." Yuna blushed heavily and could feel the breeze.

"Then I'll start with something easy. Stallion." Jibril went next and a horse appeared. "Nose hair." Ramiel continued.

They played for a some time and obviously, they weren't going to get anywhere. Especially with Jibril's massive knowledge.

"So? How about we take this up a notch? Why not give up Jibril?" Ramiel offered and Jibril scoffed. "Please, as if I will lose to an immanity. Do try to entertain me?" She smirked and Ramiel sighed.

"Then don't complain when you lose, and you will lose hard." He gave a wide grin and Samus immediately donned her power suit.

"Prepare yourselves for a rough ride, this won't be pretty." Samus warned the others.

"The last word is ramp, then I choose planet." Ramiel smiled and the planet they were on disappeared.

Jibril tried speaking, but they were in a vacuum. But she was able to write letters with magic and thought it would be her victory. Writing thunderstorm.

But she was surprised when he did the same and wrote magic. Jibril just floated in space, losing all her capabilities of magic.

She wasn't a super weapon for show though. Jibril plucked out her feathers and wrote cobweb. She gave a smirk at him. 'How about that? You might have surprised me with magic, but what now?'

Ramiel manipulated his cells and spawned a pen and paper from his hand. Shocking Jibril to her core. He then wrote black hole.

A black hole suddenly appeared beside them and pulled her inside, without magic. She wasn't able to fly and resist. And Jibril was unable to form words with her feathers.

'Ahhh, what a peculiar human... I've lost, huh? One that can, is fit to be my new master.' She closed her eyes as she went past the event horizon, finishing the game.

They then returned to the library like nothing happened. "I was wrong. You are not human, are you?" Jibril accepted her loss.

"I am, I'm just special. And you got owned by physics, I had a lot more up my sleeve too." He thought it wouldn't be fun. Ramiel could just take out atoms or electromagnetism and he would win easily. He can go on with the game without his physical body after all.

"Well master, I Jibril. The strongest Flügel will be in your command. My life is yours forever." She bowed at him and he chuckled.

"Here, because you're now my cute servant. I'll let you read everything here." He gave her his phone and she looked at him like he was a god.

"M-master..." She was happy and clung to him like a leech. "Damned philanderer." Samus commented from the side and was a bit jealous.

"Come here Samus, you're welcome to have some skinship all the time." He raised his arms sideways and she huffed.

Yuna hugged him happily and Samus didn't have a choice, or she will feel like she lost.

"Y-you beat her... A god slaying weapon." Stephanie was shocked and he even managed to make her his servant.

"It was easy, this would be a bit harder if I had to fight her. But next in our list, will be the other races." Ramiel smirked as he put his fist under his chin. Sitting haughtily on his chair as beautiful women were around him.

Stephanie went into a daze and thought that he might just take back all their lost territory and even make it more glorious.

"Stephanie, you said that the werebeasts took a ton of our land?" Ramiel sobered her up with his question and she nodded.

"Then we'll be going there next to take all of theirs. Kemonomimi paradise, let's go!" Ramiel was hyped and wanted to pet a girl with animal ears.

"You just want to molest their tails and ears." Lulu quipped from the side and he gasped. "I. Would. Never..." He shook his head disapprovingly.

"Deny that accusation?" Samus added and he of course nodded. "Ramiel..." Yuna deadpanned at him and patted her head.

"With their permission of course, I always ask for consent. Come on, let's floof up some tails!" Ramiel stood up and was ready to take on the world.

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Thanks for reading everyone, ciao.