Hunting With Jane

Early in the morning.

I and Jane were 10 km away from the village.

Jane invited me to hunt with her yesterday when I was having an intimate chat with her and Norn.

Sitting on the tall gloomy tree, I was looking at a weird-looking creature that had three heads with a triangular shape, a long neck, and 8 robust legs that looked like an elephant's legs.

The creature that was more likely a monster was standing 400 meters away from us.

"That's rare, this is my first time seeing a Veclos Delki for over a decade," Jane said with a weird expression.

"Authors note: Veclos is an Elvis word that means triangle and Delki means head.

"What with that weird expression, isn't this thing rare? That means it's expensive, so what's with your face." I ask while looking at her.

Jane said with an unsure look, "This monster was living deeper in the forest, they are very territorial and never leave their habitat for too long so leaving." Jane didn't continue and only looked at the weird creature.

I already understood what she was trying to say so I didn't urge her to continue.

We looked at the creature, while the creature was minding his own business, sniffing the ground like he was looking for something important.

I lost interest and turned my head to Jane.

"Is this thing edible?"

Jane shook her head and said, "No, the meat of this monster is poisonous."

I nodded my head and then took out an arrow and took out the bow behind my back, this bow belonged to Jane, and she lent it to me to use for this hunt.

This bow was green in color, its body was made of flexible and unbreakable alloy, and its string was also made of the same material.

The arrow body was made of special metal which is highly resistant to heat, and the arrowhead was made of a blue gem that was very conductive with Mana.

Norn makes this Set of bows and arrows, this bow was specially created to hunt monsters with tough flesh and hard shells.

Jane's main bow uses the same characteristics as the bow that I am using now.

"Did you not hear me that is a poisonous monster," Jane asked me while her mouth twitching, she felt like her words were useless.

"Yeah, I heard you loud and clear," I replied, to her at the same time I pulled the string of the bow along with an arrow.

"Then why are you taking it?" She asks curiously.

"Well poisonous meat is the most delicious meat that you could ever eat as long you know how to cook it well," I replied while releasing the arrow.

The arrow flies in the air silently without making any sound, the arrow flies 10 times the speed of sound without creating any sound thanks to my superb skill in archery.

"Are you crazy You are the first person that ever said that poisonous meat was the most delicious," Jane said while looking at me with pity, thinking that I was eating poison for the rest of my life to the point that I thought poison was food.

"Don't give that look, I know how to remove the poison on the meat if you want I can also make the poison as one of the ingredients if you want to experience some thrill, don't worry you won't die, I already tried it so many times, I am a veteran on this aspects."

Jane looked at me and distanced herself, Gasp! "Are you perhaps a masochist!"

She was teasing me.

"Oh come on give me a break will you, I am not a masochist, my wives were though."

Jane glared at me.

Jane was still irritated about the revelation that John has countless wives, that even the Gods who count all concepts of infinity can't count the number of wives John has.

[What now, I didn't even do anything] John thought, even though he knows how to get a girl or even approach them, he can't understand their mood swings.

I jump down from the high tree to the ground and run toward my prey at subsonic speed reaching the place in seconds.

When I reached the place, I saw my prey lying on the ground with a hole in its chest dead.

"This thing looks very creepy, especially the head," I mutter while walking around the corpse of the triangle-head monster that I killed.

Jane looked like vomiting and said, "Are you planning to eat that thing, it's even more disgusting than an insect."

I wave my hand dismissively, "Nah, I ate countless creature that was more disgusting than this."

"Are you serious what life would you live if you ate this kind of meat like it was a natural thing," Jane asked, her heart felt a sudden pain realizing that John lived a hard life, she knew that this kind of thing was normal to him, but she couldn't help to worry that John lives that way through his life. She knew all of this because John told her all about himself to her along with her friend Norn yesterday.

I notice Jane's sadness and smile, "Jane I know that my lifestyle was very and more likely abnormal and like hell. However, don't forget, I live like that because I have the choice not because I don't have any."

"I choose to live like that wholeheartedly, that is my nature."

John lives as one of the heroes in his clan who fight countless powerful beings that plan to bring pure evil and kill every single one of them, John lives a hard life where he eats poisonous monsters and disgusting food while surviving in a harsh environment.

He only eats normal food when he gets home or when the mission has ended.

John walks through this lifestyle full of killing and suffering with a smile and Joy in his heart that is how twisted his mind is now.

He loves killing evil, loves adventure, loves women, and loves creating new things.

I took a knife from the small bag on my waist and started to butcher the Triangle Head monster in front of me.

Removing all its internal organs and then chopping it, afterward, I took out a large container made of glass from my inventory and poured a blue liquid that was blended by, then put the poisonous meat inside submerging it with blue liquid.

"What is that blue liquid?" Jane ask.

"Oh, this, this potion was able to remove any poison in meat, I specially made this potion so that I can eat poisonous meat," I replied.

Jane's eyes opened wide in surprise and said, "What a convenience potion."

"Right," I said with a smile.

We leap on top of brunches and continue to hunt.