Ch. 38 Ghastly Beauties

At a certain point of farming I had to leave Felis with the skeleton just to keep the dumb dumb alive... Don't know what's up with her but eh might as well keep her around for company. As we three entered the large garden surrounded by cells I caught the sight of the beast at the center... black skin with streaks of crimson red a 9 foot tall ball chick standing spinning a shackle around that extends from chains that seem to be growing from her body... Bitch has shackles and chains for armpit hair and a bald head not to mention her "clothes" is a serious of ropes bound tightly around her body... It hides very little her head is bare... What the hell is wrong with the motherfucker who made this map? It's just a freaking fetish quest. At least there's no scat or insect... Those are two very weird fetishes... we did start with snuff got very close to beastiality and then I have a sneaking feeling this quest ends in necrophilia... Also why does it seem like the quests wish to push you into the fetish without your consent... whoever made this map had to be a very interesting fellow... If it was a dude I'd suggest chemical castration and if it was a chick... Well first I'd try to hook up with her as it'd have to be a fun story then maybe aid her in finding a gold therapist... As for the boss well it's clearly a crowd control type boss probably has a pull type skill for ranged and a stun like skill or control skill that chains up the melee... Basically she's just an annoying boss... It's unlikely she has a high attack... just a bunch of annoying control skills. Debating how to fight her I shrug and scream the only true gods name "Leroy..." Ha... eh... *cough* Ok that was a dumb joke... Charge!!! Attacking with all my might the chains immediately bind my legs and I roll to the ground. Amused by the occurance I decide to aim my rifle at her face for stopping me and start shooting her whilst I am down... Ha kick me if you dare... Ow!!! This bitch kicked me... LMFAO... as I bounced off the wall and the chains freed me I try to stop myself from laughing as the boss is throwing her chain at me that clasps over my throat and yoinks my ass at her outstretched fist... Which does 0 damage but hurts like hell... Sigh... I was spot on with the style of boss but it's a tad more annoying then I thought it'd be... Then followed a three hour fight involving me occasionally getting a blow in but mostly getting thrown about and pummeled for little to no damage... Clearly a difficult boss to solo meant to dealt with by multiple people at once so you don't get stun locked for like 13 minutes before getting in a lucky shot and then locked in stun again... All the while Felis and the skeleton just kinda watched from the side... They could help but Felis automatically gets a percentage of my exp... Also she needs so much exp to level back up to level 10... she's only level 3 after all the killing I've done... Granted she's growing fairly quickly stat wise she's getting close to my strength if it wasn't for my sword skills she'd be able to fight me as an equal soon... Sadly with my Sword Talent and basic swordsmanship with a sword in my hand I deal like 139350% damage... Shit getting real... ridiculous real fast... Short of a boss like the this control freak or the porcelain and glass dudes from Alice's dungeon nothing can really stand in my way... A Succubus Queen kill me with a touch still and anything above the level 50 gap would likely wipe the floor with me as well... Hell a boss above the level 25 gap was already so hard... Vred was supposedly a level 49 boss but he was a basic bitch with a shattered soul... Just a waste of stats... Anyone with a small piece of a brain could kill him as long as they could deal 1 damage and dodge him... Granted it'd quickly become the same situation as my situation with the teddy if someone actually only dealt one damage... where it takes years to kill the boss... which is just unreasonable... Granted the Teddy was actually level 35... And this mini boss was level 32... Both were immensely for difficult then Vred... Hell the only truly difficult bit about Vred was the chance of me entertaining a fight with him while carrying his soul fragment that was still in the compass even if he somehow got ahold of the dildo he wouldn't have been any smarter... Unless maybe if he shoved it up his ass... Hmm... Maybe I don't know how a dildo would work as equipment... Is it technically a weapon or an accessory I mean you can certainly "equip" it... so there was a chance there'd be some kinda soul resonance if the boss got his hands on that dildo... but luckily he's dead now... unless there's somehow a third personality of his taken form at which point... To bad for the perverted man but I accept your future quest... lol...

After looting the bondage freak and getting handcuffs and some rope... It's weird rope though it moves a bit like a snake but according to the users whim... it's her clothes and I guess armpit hair... the hand cuffs are actually a legendary item... sadly they do exactly what you'd assume no usage except the sexual or torture related... I clearly it's meant to be sexual but if you want to chain someone up and torture them a pair of handcuffs that increase all forms of sensitivity by a hundred fold isn't a bad choice... Also that sounds like an overwhelming negative sexually speaking... I mean sure you'd feel more but it says all forms... So you'd see, taste, smell and hear more... All the senses you want to be turned off whilst having sex... I also got a quest item... Specifically a key with the number one on it... Heading to the cells that aren't numbered I figure it's either gonna open all or none of these cells... Looking inside I see a bunch of ghost women... Yep transparent women... Strangely they are all lined up completely naked and smiling... Ok so I see it now... All these women see me as their husband for whatever reason... With a sigh I begin opening the cages one by one letting everyone out after discovering the key works for all these cells... As the ladies all escaped the cells that ignored me entirely... and all rushed as fast as possible to the skeleton before tackling her... Or hugging her? More and more ghosts hugged the skeleton till the skeleton was covered in a very thicc transparent dome of ghost flesh... After every ghost had joined the doggy pile and I was honestly debating piling on myself... the dome begins to shrink and get brighter at the same time after the super bright lights had faded the skeleton has become a beautiful shade of pearly white... seems all the sisters fused together with her? Hmm interesting... As I was thinking about it the newly refreshed skeleton walked next to me and stared towards the next door way whilst Felis followed along...