Episode 8: (Ark Saga) Past Decisions/Future Outcomes

Scene 8.0: Seiya Paradise Resort, Lathia [Dreamscape Recreation], 16:30 [Frozen Time], Age 790

 

While Putine is arguing with Ark for suggesting Fu should find a Wife, Vegeta's Mom is bonding with Bulma, Bra and Trunks; she also manage to become friends with Panchy, Tights and Dr. Briefs which annoys Vegeta since he has considered both Panchy and Tights as Harlots on how they behave around him on certain occasions. Much to his dismay, when Panchy and Tights suggest her to dress in a certain way, Vegeta is mortified imagining his mother behaving like them. He felt even worse when Bulma and Bra chimed in and made the same suggestions…

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Smiling)

You believe so? Maybe I should take…

 

Vegeta:

(Furious, Frustrated)

MOTHER!!! You chastise me in bringing shame to our family, yet you are doing so yourself by accepting their ludicrous suggestions!

 

Bra:

(Annoyed, Pouting)

Papa is being a big meanie to us.

 

Vegeta:

(Ashamed, Worried, Nervous)

No…it's not…I mean…Bra…how would you feel if your mother…

 

Bra:

But Mama, Aunt Tights and Grandma Panchy's ideas are great. I have been using them for years. I think Grandma Vegeta would look good with these suggestions.

 

Vegeta:

(Mortified)

Ye…years…

 

Trunks:

Sorry, dad. But they forced me not to tell you.

 

Queen Vegeta:

How long are you going to stay out of this? Even if you are from an alternate timeline, you are my grandchild, Prince Trunks.

 

Vegeta's Family:

Trunks!?

 

At that moment, Future Trunks steps out of the Shadows along with a woman dressed in a Blue Great Saiyaman Outfit.

 

Vegeta:

Why were you hiding?

 

Future Trunks:

Sorry, but I feel that I don't belong here.

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Chuckles)

How odd this coming from a Time Traveler that went out of his way to warn everyone from Gero's Attack with his Androids.

 

Great Saiyaman 7 (Female):

How Rude! Trunks' priorities has changed ever since he became a Time Patroller. He has to—

 

Future Trunks:

Don't worry about it, Seven. This is how my family behaves. You know that well.

 

Great Saiyaman 7:

Yes, Trunks.

 

Bulma:

I have never seen that version of the suit I made. Did I make it in your timeline?

 

Future Trunks:

No. This was created by a Scientist and Inventor in Capsule Corp and the Time Patrollers: Dr. Leggings.

 

???:

That would be me!

 

As soon as they see Dr. Leggings with her Assistant Anne, Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Panchy, Dr. Brief, Tights and Bra are surprised to see how she looks like as she heavily resembles Bulma in her youth.

 

Dr. Leggings:

I know. I look like you, Dr. Bulma. I'm not related to you even though I wish I was. But I'm getting side tracked here. This is my design of the Great Saiyaman Suit and this is the fifth one I have made so far. The first one I made for Trunks, the second one for Beat and the others I made for—

 

Future Trunks:

(Clears Throat, Blushing)

I thinks that's enough explanation for now, Leggings.

 

Dr. Leggings:

(Nervous Smile & Chuckle)

I agree…sorry about that!

 

Bra:

So Grandma? Was Papa a cute little boy?

 

Vegeta:

(Blushing, Looks Away, hiding Worries behind Annoyed Demeanor)

Of course. I Am The Prince Of All—

 

Queen Vegeta:

He was a punk in the same light as your brother.

 

Bra:

Really?

 

Trunks:

(Braggart Attitude)

So Dad was like me? So were a troublemaker too, dad?

 

Vegeta:

(Furious, Transforms Into Super Saiyan Blue)

Shut It!!!

 

Trunks:

(Nervous Smile)

Sorry about that.

 

Queen Vegeta:

You are going to be a father yourself, Trunks. Stand up to your own father already.

 

Everyone:

(Shocked)

WHAT!?!?!?

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Notices The Air Around Her)

Looks like I spoiled the surprise. Forgive me, Mai.

 

Trunks:

(Shocked)

M…Mai!?

 

Mai:

(Blushing, Happy Smile)

Your grandma is right. I'm 3 weeks pregnant.

 

Trunks excitedly grabs Mai and starts to holding her up lovingly as his entire family run in to join them even Pilaf and Shu are in shock that Mai never told them of her pregnancy. From a distance, Goten and Marron are happy for them as they blush as soon as they look at each other. #18 notices Goten and Marron are secretly in a relationship that she wanted to smack Goten around for, in her eyes, taking advantage of her daughter. But Krillin stops her by grabbing her wrist and giving her the usual smile that always stops her from doing anything crazy. Meanwhile Goku and his family are having a good time with both Gine and Bardock as for Bardock's Team are staring down at Piccolo.

 

Gine:

I'm so proud of you all. You have done so well, Kakarotto.

 

Chi-Chi:

I really wish we would have met under different circumstances.

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Eavesdropping, Notices Chi-Chi's Remark)

 

Gine:

We cannot change the past. But you are right. I would have loved seeing you and Kakarotto grow up together. I never had a daughter, so I would have loved interacting with you, Chi-Chi.

 

Chi-Chi:

Me too. My mom died when I was very young, so I grew up without one.

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Eavesdropping, Notices Chi-Chi's Remark, Evil Smile, Thinking)

You don't say. A Mother that never had a daughter and a girl that grew up without a mother. So many details to have fun with when the Real Show begins.

 

Videl:

I am just like Chi-Chi too. My mother passed away when I was very young because of a strange virus. But I don't mind it anymore because I feel that my mom helped me find Gohan-Kun.

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Eavesdropping, Notices Videl's Remark, Annoyed, Thinking)

Crap…Now this is a problem. Having Gine live with Goku after Frieza destroyed the Saiyans would create a Mother/Daughter Relationship with Chi-Chi. How am I going to give Videl a Mother Figure? The Pros of having Gine and Chi-Chi bond would make sure Gohan never stopped training after he takes out Cell. The Cons of that is that there is a slim chance Videl and Gohan never meet because he would be embracing his Saiyan Heritage, thus he'd be studying less. So how should I…

(Notices Fasha & Queen Vegeta)

I could introduce a Female Saiyan into this. That way Videl and Gohan will be together in a surefire guaranteed way since this Saiyan will inspire her to be a more powerful warrior herself. But these two would be too old to be a Mother Figure to Videl. So unfortunately I need to go fishing for a Female Saiyan around the same age group as Goku and Vegeta. Let's have a look.

 

Using Instant Transmission To Find Female Saiyan Ki In The Same Age Group As Goku And Vegeta, but no matter how hard Luminescence looked, There are no Pure-Blooded Female Saiyans alive. This really annoys Luminescence as she starts to take a deep breath to calm down, but as soon as she looks at Vegeta's family she hears something that catches her ear.

 

Pilaf:

So what are you expecting, Mai? If it's a boy, I want you to name him after me: The Great Emperor Pi—

 

Vegeta, Bulma, Trunks, Bra, Queen Vegeta:

(Death Glare At Pilaf)

 

Pilaf:

(Scared)

Never Mind…

 

Shu:

Give it up, sire. You know we can't win against them.

 

Pilaf:

(Annoyed)

 

Mai:

I am thinking if it's a boy…Boxer. If it's a girl…Sho.

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Eavesdropping, Evil Smile, Thinking)

Jokes on you, Mai. Sho won't be born until around Age 970 I think…

(Staying Hidden, Surprised, Thinking)

Wait…A…Tick…THAT'S IT!!! I GOT IT!!! There's No Surviving Pure-Blooded Saiyan Females right now, but…what if I create one where she wasn't meant to exist?

 

Queen Vegeta:

I hope they are born with those beautiful blue eyes.

 

Vegeta:

Mother?

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Sad Smile)

Forgive me…I…I want to see More Saiyans with Blue Eyes.

 

Vegeta:

What do you mean?

 

Queen Vegeta:

When Ark summoned us here to assist him in defeating that abomination, He promised us that we could stay here as long as we wanted to see your story. Then…

(Looks At Future Trunks)

I learn of you. What took me aback was the color of your eyes. The Eye Color of a Saiyan is rarely any color other than Black or like that Low Class, Fasha whose eyes are purple or you become a Super Saiyan. But eyes like yours are a rarity. I even seen those eyes on a Pure-Blooded Saiyan…No…Twins.

 

Vegeta:

Twin Saiyans with Blue Eyes? Where did you see them?

 

Queen Vegeta:

Universe X. A universe that was restored after the Tournament of Power. When I found out there are Saiyans there, I had to see for myself and there is where I saw them. Prince Chago and Princess Mauka. Their eyes were too beautiful…I wanted to see their story unfold. Imagine my surprise that Mauka share a lot of similarities with me as soon as her twin, Chago renounces his title of Prince of Sadala and decides to travel the universe to fight stronger opponents.

 

Bulma:

(Annoyed)

That's normal for you Saiyans, right?

 

Queen Vegeta:

For Saiyans, Yes. But the ones that have a highest thirst for battle are Infertile Female Saiyans.

 

Everyone:

(Shocked)

INFERTILE!?!?!?

 

Fasha:

(Glares At Everyone)

 

Everyone:

(Spooked)

 

Queen Vegeta:

Fasha is not infertile, but I digress. Mauka is a Saiyan, but unlike her Brother and Kakarotto…she values her duties as a Saiyan Monarch. Not only that but…she loved her brother that when he left without saying a word, she took it as a betrayal and decided to take over his duties. Unfortunately in doing so, her Power Level dropped drastically and is currently at 200.

 

Vegeta:

That's a very poor power level and she's supposed to be a Saiyan Princess?

 

Queen Vegeta:

Originally her power level was at 10,000 when she was born, but drastically dropped as soon as her Twin Brother left. I don't know how that happened.

 

Dr. Leggings:

Psychology isn't my thing, but…you said that they are twins, right?

 

Queen Vegeta:

Correct.

 

Dr. Leggings:

This is a theory but…have you ever heard of "Twin Telepathy"?

 

Dr. Brief:

I have. It's a real phenomenon, as it is believed that similar genetic links between twins produce similar brains that function similarly. In the case of twins, similar genes produce similar brains, which in turn process similar thoughts, feelings and sometimes even similar dreams at night.

 

Dr. Leggings:

Yes. But these are Saiyans we are talking about and from the data left behind by Gohan-San…Saiyans are mostly independent from one another, but there are rare occasions where Saiyans are too dependent to other Saiyans. One example is Kale being too dependent to Caulifla. In this theory…Mauka and her Twin Brother, Chago, has a unique version of Twin Telepathy. This version of it, they share their power instead of their minds. Were they always holding hands or something along those lines? Showing each other affection that hint the i-Word?

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Blushing, Shocked, Hiding Shock Behind Serious Expression)

It is not that. They were a very…loving Brother and Sister.

 

Everyone:

(Ashamed, Disgusted, Thinking)

Yep…They were looking at the Forbidden Fruit.

 

Dr. Leggings:

(Blushing, Bloody Nose, Fogged Glasses, Adjusting Glasses, Perverted Smile)

Right! Moving on then!

 

Chronoa:

(Thinking, Facepalm, Annoyed)

I'm going to have a long talk with Leggings too when we get back to the Time Nest.

 

Ark, Luminescence:

(Interests Peeked)

............…

 

Dr. Leggings:

I have come up with a few theories.

 

Vegeta:

Let's hear them.

 

Dr. Leggings:

Theory 1 – When Chago left, their link was severed due to their distance. Theory 2 – Mauka's emotions towards her brother were warped believing her brother betrayed her, Ergo: she severed the link through a great deal of resentment. Theory 3 – Chago became self-aware of what is happening between him and his sister and decided to not eat the Forbidden Fruit and separate himself from her for her own good before crossing a line a Brother and Sister shouldn't cross. But all of this is just conjecture. I cannot reach such conclusions without actually talking with them.

 

Queen Vegeta:

I see…

(Amused Scoff, Smiling)

I misjudged that boy. I wish Mauka can see that one day.

 

Ark:

(Thinking)

She will. I will make sure of that.

 

Ark approaches Vegeta and his mother and looks at Goku's Family direction as both Bardock and Gine knows what he wants as they walk towards him. Goku and his family follows them to see what was happening.

 

Ark:

Your highness. Captain Bardock.

 

Bardock:

You are still dead set in calling me that.

 

Ark:

Well you are Captain of your Team.

 

Bardock:

Never cared for fancy titles.

 

Ark:

(Laughing)

Like Father Like Son! Anyhoo…I just got permission from Zen-Chan to get both King Vegeta III and Raditz.

 

Gine:

(Overjoyed)

You have!?

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Please Scoff)

So what do we need to do?

 

Ark:

That's the problem…To get King Vegeta is easy. Raditz is the problem.

 

Goku:

Why? When I went to get Frieza for the Tournament of Power, it wasn't a problem.

 

Ark:

Raditz is not in that area of Hell…To be honest…He's Not IN Hell Exactly.

 

Goku:

So, where is he?

 

Ark:

Princess Snake's Palace.

 

Goku:

Who is that?

 

Ark:

(Facepalm)

Did you forget her already?

 

Goku:

Should I know her?

 

Chi-Chi:

(Jealous)

Should he?

 

Ark:

Do you remember when you traveled through Snake Way to reach King Kai to prepare to fight Vegeta?

 

Goku:

Yeah. There were times I almost fell to Hell.

 

Ark:

Do you remember a beautiful woman with grayish-purple skin wearing a qipao of the same color along with a pair of large purple earrings, a white fur boa, a pair of very beautiful long white gloves, and a pair of purple high-heeled pumps.

 

Goku:

It doesn't ring a bell.

 

Ark:

(Surprised)

Seriously!? She tried to eat you for rejecting her and saying you are married to Chi-Chi and you aren't interested.

 

Chi-Chi:

(Blushing, Happy Smile)

Oh! Goku-Sa!

 

Goku:

I don't know who you are talking about.

 

Ark:

(Annoyed)

King Yemma's Wife!

 

Goku:

(Smiling)

Oh! I Remember Her Now!

 

Ark:

Half-Wit…

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Eavesdropping, Muffled Laughter, Desperately Trying To Stay Silent)

 

Ark:

Anyways…We can't send any Males to retrieve Raditz…unless you want to volunteer Oolong.

 

Oolong:

No way!

 

Ark:

There a lot of pretty ladies at Princess Snake's Palace.

 

Yamcha:

(Perverted Smile)

How about I volunteer?

 

Ark:

(Looks At Yamcha Closely)

I don't know…

 

Queen Vegeta:

He's a Weakling, Ark. I suggest you do not let him go.

 

Ark:

It was never my intention to allow him to go.

 

Queen Vegeta:

If I had a daughter…I would not mind in having her teaching him how to be a proper inamorata.

 

Everyone:

(Surprised)

HUH!?

 

Vegeta:

(Furious)

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?

 

Yamcha:

Um…What is an Inamorata?

 

Bulma:

(Surprised)

Trust me, You don't want to know, Yamcha.

 

Vegeta:

IF I HAD A SISTER, I WOULD KILL YAMCHA FOR EVEN GOING ANYWHERE NEAR HER!!!

 

Ark, Luminescence:

(Evil Smile, Thinking)

Interesting…

 

Ark:

(Out Loud)

Alright, alright…we all had our fun. We decided that Gine and Lunch should go get Raditz from Princess Snake's.

 

Bardock:

I refuse.

 

Ark:

Sorry, but we made the decision. Unless you want Zen-Chan to erase you.

 

Yamoshi:

Sorry, Bardock. But I was there and I agreed with all the decisions. Besides…You are joining the Royal Family along with Kakarotto to fetch King Vegeta III.

 

Bardock:

Why us? Can't they get him without us?

 

Ark:

You will understand when you see him.

 

Bardock:

I don't know what you are up to by doing this, but I don't like it.

 

Yamoshi:

You will change that way of thinking soon enough.

 

Bardock:

(Annoyed Scoff)

 

Goku:

So I'm going to meet your dad, Vegeta? I'm really on the fence here since what King Kai told me when he was teaching me the Kaioken how brutal Saiyans were because of him.

 

Vegeta:

Out of All of the Saiyans, he was the Most Brutal of All.

 

Bardock:

The Prince is right, Kakarotto. King Vegeta would kill anyone, even a Saiyan if they were too weak.

 

Ark:

You were born with a Power Level of 2, Goku. By Royal Decree you should be dead now, but because of Bardock's Services to the Crown, you were spared.

 

Goku:

Really?

 

Queen Vegeta:

It's the truth, Kakarotto. I was the one who had to convince the King to not kill you after you were born.

 

Goku, Gine, Bardock:

(Shocked)

What!?

 

Yamoshi:

Not only that…The Queen is also the reason you were Exiled to Planet Vampa, Broly.

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Furious)

That deceiving fool! I already had the coordinates to send you to a more tamed planet, but he send you to that hellscape of a planet instead…even after I have been secretly championing that we stopped committing the Genocide of our People because they were weak along with Paragus.

 

Broly (DBS):

(Shocked)

What…?

 

Queen Vegeta:

Yes, Broly. I was acquainted with your father…because your mother was one of my attendants…

(Sad Look In Her Eyes, Trying To Stay Stern)

…When I see how you and that Universe 6 Saiyan, Kale…You both remind me of her. Gine was not the only Pure-Hearted Saiyan on Planet Vegeta. There were others, but their numbers was so scarce…I felt that We The Saiyans would prosper to glory with more Saiyans like them, but for that dream to become a reality…we needed to wait a few generations for that world to come true. But thanks to Frieza…that future was accelerated. The proof is right before my eyes.

 

Ark:

From what Chronoa told me…if Raditz and Nappa were still around and under the right conditions, the future you desire would have come in a lot sooner.

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Amused Scoff)

No Use Crying Over Spilled Blood.

 

Trunks:

Um…Grandma? It's "No Use Crying Over Spilled Milk".

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Evil Smile)

You want to learn why I changed the last word of that quote?

 

Trunks:

(Scared)

No thanks! I already know why.

 

Luminescence:

(Staying Hidden, Thinking)

If I remember correctly…Nappa and Raditz were revived after the Frieza Saga in an Intermission Sub-Stories in the "Dragon Ball: Kakarot" Game. It's a nice idea there…but I want my story to deviate a little from that so it doesn't feel like copy and paste like I stole the idea. Queen Vegeta having a daughter and allowing her to do that to Yamcha…I'm getting excited and goosebumps just thinking about it. I wonder why she said that though. Yamcha is the weakest of Earth's Mightiest…Could it be that she sees Yamcha the same way Aeos does? If that's so then things will get interesting. Lunch and Raditz getting together…there are so many stories out there about that. The most prominent is MasakoX's "What If Raditz's Turned Good?" Stories…but I need to deviate a little too far from that. But he has said he is willing to share a few things from his stories since he doesn't take full claim to them. Well…I will only use one or two of his ideas since that is the only thing I feel I can use without angering my counterparts so long as I don't make crazy similarities that will lead to copyright issues. Luckily Ark is here so he will be doing all of it for me and knowing him, I can trust to do things differently. What else…? I need Gohan to be more prominent. Gine living on Earth will help with that. As for Videl…that is a work in progress. How are we going to give her a New Mother Figure? Tien Shinhan and Krillin are extremely easy to get them at the same level of power as the Androids. With the right incentive of course.

(Evil Chuckle Followed By Serious Expression)

Vegeta having a Sister…that will help not only Yamcha as his mother mentioned, but I feel she will be the key to shape the story to not just my amusement, but everyone I will show this too.

(Evil Chuckle)

I will need to brainstorm all of this with Ark and since I feel Chronoa is going to involve herself here, we can use her input too. I think that Demon Goddess Time Patroller Intern Putine will not help herself and butt into our fun especially that she wants Fu to stop with his crazy experiments. But…I wonder how we will make him fall in love?…Somethings you just cannot do on your own. I wonder how we will do things when we start? A Primordial, A Time Goddess, A Demon Goddess and An All-Powerful Entity Born From The Rage Of The Fans Who Have Been Demonized. I am looking forward to all this.

(Evil Chuckle)

 

Scene 8.1: Earth's Check-In Station, Other World, 18:10

 

With the help of Whis and Beerus, Goku, Vegeta, their Parents and (Good) Lunch arrives at King Yemma's Office which at first annoys King Yemma because Queen Vegeta, Bardock and Gine are supposed to be in their respective locations after King Yemma's Judgment, but with Whis and Beerus there, he couldn't say a thing.

 

Beerus:

Yo! We are here to retrieve both Raditz and King Vegeta III.

 

King Yemma:

(Nervous, Clears Throat)

Yes. Quite! I will have one of my Guides to take you to King Vegeta, but you will have to go to my Wife's Palace on your own.

 

Goku:

Um…King Yemma?

 

King Yemma:

Yes, Goku?

 

Goku:

Did you know my brother is having fun with your wife? Ooouuuch!!!

 

Gine:

(Annoyed, Pulls Goku's Ear)

KAKAROTTO!!! That is no way to address that to him, especially that your are not only insulting the integrity of his marriage, but your brother's integrity as well.

 

King Yemma:

Oh, do not worry about it. Me and my wife are in an open marriage.

 

Saiyans:

(Furious, Intense Glares At King Yemma, Close To Transforming Into Super Saiyans)

You Are In A What!?

 

Goku, (Good) Lunch:

(Confused)

?

 

Queen Vegeta:

(Furious)

You Dare Insult The Dignity Of The Saiyans!?

 

Bardock:

(Furious)

When I See That Boy Of Mine…I Will Make Him Remember Where He Came From.

 

Gine:

(Furious)

I Will Help You, Bardock.

 

Goku:

(Whispering To Vegeta)

Um…Vegeta? Why are our Parents ready to kill King Yemma? And Why my Parents are just as angry at Raditz?

 

Vegeta:

(Annoyed Sigh)

We Saiyans are a Possessive Race. When we get something, it belongs to us and only us. We share our property with no one no matter the situation. An Open Marriage is considered the biggest insult Saiyan can either commit or receive because we are technically sharing something with someone that should never be shared. Let me give you an example…

(Furious, Transforms to Ultra Ego)

…Do You Remember Promising That Perverted Old Kai That He Can Kiss MY BULMA For Getting Your Son's Ultimate Potential To Be Unlocked!?!?!?

 

Goku:

Well I did asked Gohan if Videl could kiss him—

 

Ultra Ego Vegeta, Super Saiyan 3 Bardock, Super Saiyan Queen Vegeta, Super Saiyan Gine:

(Glares At Goku)

KAAAKAAARRROOOTTOOO!!!

 

Goku:

(Spooked)

Please Don't Do that. I'm still recovering from that fight earlier.

 

Vegeta, Bardock, Queen Vegeta, Gine:

(Revert To Base Form)

 

Vegeta:

(Annoyed Sigh)

You have a powerful son, but I fear that so many blows to the head over the years have affected his mind to the point that he is nothing but a clown.

 

Gine:

(Deep Stare)

Kakarotto…I will have a very long, long talk with you and Raditz when we get home.

 

Queen Vegeta:

I will join you and make them remember their Saiyan Pride.

 

Gine:

It will be an honor, my queen. As for you, King Yemma!

 

King Yemma:

(Scared)

Ye…Yes, Ma'am!?

 

Gine:

(Disappointed Stare)

Have you no shame!? Letting your wife sleeping with strangers so willy-nilly. You are a very irresponsible husband!

 

King Yemma:

You see…As you notice that I am a very busy man. I want to be with her, but my duties as the Judge of the Dead comes first. I can only leave this place once the Earth is lifeless. Take for example the Judge of the Dead in Planet Vegeta, Kamuy. When Frieza destroyed your world, Kamuy was given a retirement plan and now he's living the life he always wanted. I could have had the same luxury, but…

(Looks At Goku, Sad Sighs)

…Forget my ranting. You are right…making our Marriage an Open One is too Irresponsible. I promise I will talk to her once you come back.

 

Gine:

You better, because if you don't…

(Transforms Into Super Saiyan 2)

You won't hear the end of it from me.

 

King Yemma:

(Scared)

Ye…Yes…Ma'am…

(Thinking)

Saiyan Females are not to be messed with. Such Strong Willed Women are dangerous. Even though Bulma, Cheelai, Videl, Mai and Chi-Chi are not Saiyans…they can compete with Real Female Saiyans in personality and possibly win. How Did Kamuy Handled These Women!?

(Out Loud)

Well. Allow me to introduce you to your guide to reach King Vegeta.

 

At that moment a Female Oni that resembles Princess Snake's Attendants enters the room, but as soon as she sees Goku and Vegeta, she starts acting like an Excited Fangirl.

 

??? (Fangirl):

(Overly Excited, Flaying Around Frantically)

WOW!!! IT'S GOKU-SAMA AND VEGETA-SAMA!!!

 

Goku:

And you are?

 

Ao:

Sorry! My name is Ao and I am your Number 1 Fan!!!

 

Vegeta:

Fan!?

 

King Yemma:

(Annoyed)

Ao…!

 

Ao:

(Ashamed, Clears throat)

Sorry, Papa…I mean, King Yemma.

 

Everyone:

(Surprised)

PAPA!?

 

King Yemma:

Please ignore her and off you go. You are delaying my work.

 

Whis:

We will also be taking our leave. Goku-San. Call us when you all have found both Raditz and King Vegeta.

 

Goku:

You are not coming with either of us?

 

Whis:

No, not after Beerus-Sama would always demean King Vegeta for not showing him his proper respects.

 

Beerus:

That Pompous King would always act that he was better than me and think I wouldn't notice. How Blasphemous.

 

Whis:

See what I mean? It would be counterproductive if we went with you.

 

(Good) Lunch:

And with Raditz-San?

 

Whis:

I feel that Princess Snake would greet us in the same manner if we met up with her and hinder your progress just as well.

 

(Good) Lunch:

Oh…

 

Whis:

(Smiling)

Do not worry, Lunch-San. Remember what Ark and Chronoa-San told you: You are the one who will save Raditz-San from his fate.

 

Phase 1:

The Runt And The Man-Eater Goddess

 

And with those words, both Beerus and Whis takes their leave, leaving everyone wondering why Ark and The Supreme Kai of Time, Chronoa have such faith in Lunch to save Raditz. Ao took Goku, Vegeta, Bardock and Queen Vegeta to her station wagon as they head to hell, while (Good) Lunch use a capsule to bring out her S-Cargo as Gine flies around Snake Way. Thanks to the Speed of Lunch's S-Cargo and Gine's Flight they quickly arrive at Princess Snake's Palace. Gine, being a concerned and scorned Saiyan Mother, tries to break down the door with force; but she is quickly stopped by (Good) Lunch and employ a more courteous approach by knocking on the door. The door is opened by one of Princess Snake's Attendants as she glares at them both.

 

Scene 8.2: Snake Way, Princess Snake's Palace, 18:10

 

Attendant:

(Annoyed Stare)

We don't want anything you are selling! Beat It!

 

Gine:

(Furious, Stomps On The Ground)

 

Attendant:

(Scared)

 

Gine:

I am here for my son! Take me to him or…

(Prepares To Fire A Riot Javelin)

…I will tear this palace apart and slaughter all of you until I find him!

 

(Good) Lunch:

(Scared, Holding Gine Down)

Aaahhh!!! Gine-San!!! CalmDownCalmDownCalmDownCalmDownCalmDown!!!

 

Attendant:

(Scared)

AAAHHH!!! HEBIHIME-SAMA!!!

 

??? (Male Voice):

(Angry)

What in the hell is all of this racket!?

 

Gine in her anger looks at the direction where the male voice came from and as she was about to lunch her Riot Javelin at him, she stops herself in shock as the man that is standing there is none other than her son, Raditz wearing the same type of clothing (Male Style) as well as seeing that he is also in shock upon seeing her.

 

Raditz:

(Shocked)

Mother!?

 

Gine:

(Shocked)

Raditz…

(Crying, Rush Hugs Raditz)

You…you…you…

 

(Good) Lunch:

(Warm Smile)

 

Raditz:

Mother…I…

 

Gine:

You…you…

(Smacks Raditz Over The Head, Furious)

…YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?

 

Raditz:

Ouch! What's going on!?

 

Gine:

Do you realize what you are doing!?

 

Raditz:

(Annoyed)

Oh! I get it! You found out what happened between Kakarotto and me. I'll have you know that was all his fault! I gave him a chance and what did he do!? He got us both killed by a Namekian!!!

 

Gine:

I saw all that happened and as your mother, you both made mistakes that day. But you were the one mostly in the wrong! Using your nephew…my grandson as a bargaining chip just like Frieza and his wretched forces would.

 

Raditz:

(Furious)

I will not allow you to insult me in that manner even if you are my mother!

 

Gine:

I'm not the only one that is disappointed with you! Once we leave here, Your father will have a long chat with you!

 

Raditz:

(Scared Beyond Belief, Hiding Fear Behind Anger)

I…I am not leaving! I won't leave my wife behind.

 

Gine:

(Furious, Powering Up)

WIFE!? YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW—

 

(Good) Lunch:

(Gets In-Between Them, Serious Expression, Notices Sniper Aiming At Gine)

This is not how parents or their children should act towards each other. Give me some time to mend this bridge between you both.

 

Raditz:

What are you? A therapist?

 

(Good) Lunch:

(Confident & Innocent Smile)

I did dabble in it. I even had help with my twin sister.

 

Raditz:

(Braggart Attitude)

Is she around because I doubt a cute little thing like you can handle a Powerful Saiyan like me!

 

??? (Female Voice):

(Annoyed Tone)

Who here is cute, honey?

 

Gine and (Good) Lunch looks at the direction of the voice to see Princess Snake. Gine glares at her and Princess Snake returned the favor as Raditz desperately tries to diffuse the situation.

 

Raditz:

(Nervous Attitude & Smile)

Hello dear! This is my "Cute" Mother, Gine.

 

Princess Snake:

(Smiling)

Oh! Pleased To Meet You, Mother. I am your Daughter-In-Law, Princess Snake.

 

(Good) Lunch-San:

(Whispering)

Stay calm, Gine-San. We need to buy some time before actually fighting her. Remember that we are here to rescue Raditz-San and if what Ark-San told us is true, This Is Not Her True Form.

 

Gine:

(Furious, Hiding Fury Behind Fake Smile)

Hello…I would shake your hand, but I'm afraid I would Rip…It…Off…and use it in one of my Premium Meat Recipes.

 

Princess Snake:

(Furious, Hiding Fury Behind Condescending Smile)

I beg your pardon?

 

Raditz:

(Nervous Laughter)

Nice one, mom. You see my mother is a Meat Cook; The Best In All Of Planet Vegeta and the one meat she specializes is Snake Meat.

 

Princess Snake:

(Annoyed)

Is that so?

 

(Good) Lunch:

They are joking, your highness. Parents usually like making jokes like these with their children which everyone around them usually find it in bad taste. No Pun Intended.

 

Princess Snake:

I overheard that you are a Psychiatrist.

 

(Good) Lunch:

I dabble and it's Psychology. And since I dabble, I am not a licensed professional. So you should take my advice with a large amount of salt. I am here to help Gine-San and Raditz-San reconnect after what happened to…

(Thinking)

I can't say Goku-Chan…from what Ark-San said to us…Princess Snake-San was scorned by him and she tried to eat and digest him…

(Out Loud, Nervous Smile)

…what happened before he died.

 

Princess Snake:

Very well. How are you going to do this?

 

(Good) Lunch:

Well…

 

To Be Continued…