Living with a Lolicon III

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected...]

[Lust Points (aka LuP) are one of two in game currencies. Earned by completing physically intimate actions with potential lover candidates. Usable in the game store to purchase unique lust related items.]

"Interesting... What's the other currency?" I ask.

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected...]

[The second in game currency is Love Points (aka LoP) related to emotional rather than physical intimate actions with potential lover candidates. These points are usable in the in game store to purchase love related items.]

"Okay, okay... Can you open the store?" I ask again, starting to realize that my time in this world might be better than I thought.

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected...]

[Yes...]

I wait there silently before finally saying, "Are you going to open the store?"

To no reply.

So I start saying different commands that come to mind, "Open sesame... Bring me the goods... Give me stuff... Open the store... Open store."

And immediately after saying the last one, a blue screen pops up in front of me.

And I'm flooded with hundreds of thousands of items...

With only three filtering options... LuP, LoP, and Consumables...

Someone kill me now.

I spend an hour getting used to it and I learned it's not as bad as I thought... It's still terrible but manageable.

It seems the items are already sorted by alphabetical and point cost in ascending order. The downside is that the cheapest items are consumable items that cost 100 points and the most expensive items, like talents, can be in the 100,000's of LuP or LoP range.

Though most interesting is a greyed out section that simply states, [Ability/Skill Improvement].

"System, what's this greyed out section? Why can't I click it?" I ask repeatedly jabbing the button to no avail.

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected...]

[Ability and Skill Upgrade features currently disabled due to *SYSTEM ERROR* please complete a quest to force a soft reset of this feature to enable its use.]

"System... Are you broken or just a rejected failure?" I ask in exasperation.

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected...]

[I am based off the capabilities of my host... So is the host broken or a rejected failure? If either is true then the answer to your previous query is yes.]

"Fuck you!" I shout at it before burying myself into the warm blankets of my new bed, dismissing the system and starting to think of how I'm going to cure my lolicon of an adopted big sister, and what her family will do when they return from their trip.

I decide to double check her profile to see if I missed any important information when I finally register her age...

"189 years old?! And she still lives with her parents? Is that normal for elves? I guess they do live a long time, maybe this means she like 18 in human years, speaking of, how old am I in human years?" I ask myself aloud, not expecting a response.

[Valid Host Inquiry Detected]

[The Host is approximately 55 in human years, and is considered to be 18 by Incubi standards. While Incubi reach sexual maturity quicker than other races {14} they retain their youthful and nubile characteristics for several decades before aging. This process can be accelerated through the training of relevant abilities, stats, or talents.] The system replied to me.

"Oh, um... Thank you... I'm going to bed now though... So, uh... Good night, system." I say, closing my eyes and thinking on how I can use my knowledge of Willow's kinks to my advantage, even if I've never tried them before it could be a little fun to indulge her fantasies, especially if I can find some way to embarrass or tease her about them.

I slowly drift off into a dreamland where I dream of beating dough people with a rolling pin before throwing them in an oven to bake into delicious french bread.

Before waking up to the smell of delicious fresh baked bread wafting up from downstairs as my stomach grumbles before I jump up in shock, "Oh no! I'm late to helping in the kitchen!"

Quickly taking a shower, luckily making less of a mess than before, I throw on a pair of jeans, sneakers, and another long-sleeved shirt that Willow left out for me on a dresser before running downstairs.

However, halfway down the stairs my feet slip out from under me and I end up riding my bottom the rest of the way down, landing on my coiled tail several times making it feel like I've been punched in the dick repeatedly as I scream out in pain with each thump, "Ow! Ow! Ow!"

Before finally landing on the kitchen floor in a sprawled out mess where I rub my sore backside before I hear Willow.

"Silver?! Are you okay!?" Willow exclaims as she drops a loaf of bread on the counter and rushes over to pick me from the floor, lifting my frail body with ease as I'm brought up to my feet.

"I'm fine big sister, just landed on my tail-Eep!" I start to explain before I feel her wrap her hand around my tail that had come out from under my shirt making me jump in shock at the unexpected shot of pleasure her touch gave me.

"What's wrong Silver, is your tail broken?" Willow asks in concern, completely oblivious to the implications of what she's doing by stroking my tail.

"No! No! Not there... It's... Sens~i~tive~..." I manage to whimper out as I have to brace myself against a nearby counter as I feel my face begin to flush and my knees start to wobble under the unexpected assault, fighting hard not to get a full on boner from the rubbing.

[Achievement Unlocked: Tail Toucher- Recieve unintentional physical stimulation from a potential lover.]

[10 LuP (Lust Points) acquired. x10 modifier applied for the first-ever action of this kind occurring between the host and a lover candidate.]

[Calculating total... 100 LuP.]

'What is she doing? And why is her tail so warm and smooth... Oh... OH?! Kya!' Willow thinks to herself before realizing what she's doing to Silver and quickly releases her tail.