Fight, Run, or Die(1)

– Fuhrer's Office, Somewhere in New Berlin, Third Reich Germany, Wolfenstein Universe, Year: 1960 - 9:00 AM –

The Fuhrer of the despicable Reich known as Adolf Hitler was in his office, sitting on a chair in front of his desk along with his fellow generals and senior officers. Resting on his table was a 21st century world map of the world in the Scp universe that he received from a dark aether Tempest several hours ago when the attack began.

On the map there were a number of gray and purple dots on America and Europe to represent their forces position and numerous red dots to signify the position of their enemies who are SCP Foundation's Mobile Task Forces, including the forces of the Global Occult Coalition.

"Mein Anführer, unser Überraschungsangriff und die von den Verlassenen geplante Ausführung haben die Kommunikation unseres Feindes in dieser SCP-Welt unterbrochen, was eine erfolgreiche Invasion ermöglicht, während es immer noch mit den feindlichen Streitkräften fertig wird, die einen ziemlichen Kampf leisten (My leader, our unexpected assault and the Forsaken's planned execution of it has left our enemy's communication disrupted across this world allowing for a successful invasion even as we confront formidable resistance from enemy forces)" reported one of the Generals.

Hitler examined the map with his glasses on, "In Bezug auf unsere eigenen Waffen, was hat unser Feind? (In terms of our own weaponry, what does our enemy have?)" he asked.

Another General explained, "Wir glauben, dass ihre Waffen gemäß den Berichten, die wir von den dunklen Ätherstürmen erhalten, Waffen des 21. Jahrhunderts sind, die sie auf ihre eigene Weise viel fortschrittlicher gemacht haben, als wie wir die Da'at Yichud-Technologie verwendet haben, um unsere eigenen Waffen zu verbessern, aber sie Es fehlt Plasma Laser-Waffentechnologie, die unsere Roboter im Kampf einsetzen, aber ich denke immer noch, dass wir ihnen gegenüber einen Vorteil in Bezug auf mehr Schaden verursachende Waffen, bessere Rüstung, Roboter und eine Zombiearmee und Forsakens-Spielfiguren aus anderen Universen haben . Sie sind also möglicherweise nicht allzu problematisch, aber wir müssen auf weitere Berichte warten, falls sich Änderungen auf dem Schlachtfeld ergeben (We believe their weaponry based on the reports from the dark aether tempests are 21'st century which they have made much more advanced by their own ways rather than how we used Da'at Yichud technology to advance our own, but they do lack plasma laser weapon technology that our robots use in combat. Even so, I believe we still have the upper hand over them in terms of destructive power, inducing weapons, better armor, possessing robots and a zombie army, especially Forsaken's pawns from other universes. In light of this, they might not be too problematic but we'll have to wait for further reports in case there are any changes in the battlefield)"

Hitler hummed, "Fine! Solange wir unsere Truppen strategisch aussenden und sie so oft wie möglich hart treffen, sollten wir siegreich sein. Aber hast du irgendeinen Aufenthaltsort von BJ Blazkowicz und seiner Gruppe aus den dunklen Ätherstürmen herausbekommen? (So long as we send our troops strategically and keep on hammering them hard as many times as possible, we should be victorious. But did you get any whereabouts regarding BJ Blazkowicz and his group from the dark aether tempests?)"

"Nein, mein Fuhrer (No, my leader)"

Hitler let out an annoyed sigh and gestured to his generals and officers to leave his office as they took the maps with them. As they departed from his office, Hitler placed a dark aether crystal that was the size of a pencil on his desk. The crystal glowed and projected a screen on the wall, displaying the face of the Forsaken in his human form.

[What is it, toothbrush mustache?]

Hitler fell silent for a mere second upon hearing his comment, "...I'll ignore that insult about me and my mustache, just wanted to know if your pawns are facing any resistance of some kind?"

[They have made contact with the cat's allies, but I'm not worried. They are the worst of the worst people in their own universe's and powerful as well, at least a select few of them are powerful. So we're good. Lina and Otto are now traveling on a B-class zeppelin across London to provide Godrick and Raven Beak with a little bit of support should things go south for us.]

"I understand. But we still haven't got BJ Blazkowicz on our hands though."

[I'm not worried regarding that man who destroyed DEATHSHEAD, we know he's injured and his companions have not surfaced from the shadows in a month according to what your men have stated, meaning they are waiting for him to recover before attacking us, but they don't know anything about me. So if they sneeze I'll clean them out and turn them to dust with my own hands. Moreover, I might have added a last minute addition to my pawns.]

"You have another one?"

[Yes. Mohg told me about its existence. It belongs to a species of malformed stars that brings ill omen and one of these destroyed an eternal city. Currently its with me in the dark aether realm, just waiting for me to give the word. How did I get it on my side? I persuade it by speaking to it in a cosmic language, and well... It's working with us now. I'll send a picture through this projection.]

Then the crystal created a second projection on the wall, depicting a creature as large as a jet airline plane, with a lengthy body composed of spherical, colorful orbs and a tail that resembled a barb. The creature had a skull-like humanoid face with a bug-like mandibles on its cheeks.

"The hell is this lovecraftian monstrosity?!"

[Our ally, or in correct terms, a pawn. Now listen up! Revenant and Long Legs will extract some data from a facility that bears the same insignia on the cat's armor. This facility will undoubtedly provide us the information we require to understand this universe we are invading.]

"I agree. It is preferable that we have more knowledge about this cat's universe. Auf Wiedersehen."

[To you as well.] Forsaken replied as the projection fades and the crystal stops glowing.

"Mangler! Are you still outside!?" Hitler asked in a loud voice. A moment later, a Mangler walked into his office.

"Da. Any. New. Orders?"

Hitler hands it a battlefield report, "Give this to Luftwaffe and tell them to get the ME262's running, am I clear?" he ordered.

"Affirmative." Mangler bowed modestly as it soon departed his office.

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– Queens, New York, America - 10:39 AM –

On the roof of one of the skyscrapers in Queens on New York City known as the Skyline Tower, Evan, Bela, Cassandra, and Daniela were currently engaged in a standoff against Fu and his alien gang.

"Surely you understand that standing here isn't gonna benefit us right?" Fu was the first to break the silence.

"SHUT IT! Now why work with the Forsaken?" Evan loudly asked.

"Simple. I get to take over this planet and countless others across the multiverse and do whatever I want because, hey, after breaking out of the black hole space prison and getting my new buddies over here, you gotta do something fun for a change and this is the fun!"

"This is your idea of fun?!" Bela asked, flabbergasted.

"Of course, you little bitch. And we are going to fuck it! Figuratively that is."

"For a second I thought you were gonna do a Dragon Ball Z abridged reference." Evan remarked.

"Whatever. So either you submit to me and be my servants, or fight, run... or die. The choice is yours~" he said, a sinister smile forming in his face.

"We prefer... TO MAKE YOU DEAD!" Bela blurted out as she, Cassandra and Daniela dissolved themselves into a cloud of flies. They both mix together into the form of a gigantic beast ready to devour Fu entirely.

"WAIT!" Evan cried out, but his words didn't reach the three sisters.

Fu, meanwhile, had a calm on his face, and with a snap of his fingers, the alien with the southern American accent known as Mr. Black hole stood in front of him.

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"Sayonara ladies!" Mr. Black Hole said, opening a black hole like portal right in front of the Dimitrescu daughters. Before the three could stop their flight, they went straight into the portal, which closed instantly.

"No bitches?"

"No bitches indeed."

Evan facepalms himself, "Those idiots," he muttered before staring at Mr. Black Hole sternly, "Where did you send them?"

"Far from here. Want me to fight him, Fu?" The giant alien asked his boss, who immediately refused.

"No! You guys keep tearing the city up with Engel's men and these walking corpses," Fu said, smiling menacingly as he fixed his gaze on Evan, "He's mine."

Mr. Black Hole merely shrugs, "If you say so." Then his gang left, leaving only Fu and Evan alone on the roof of the Skyline Tower.

"You're really underestimating me here, Fu." Evan was the first to speak.

"Do you think I give a damn about it? What I want is some fun and you might just give me a fun fight I need otherwise I just might die of boredom!" He said as he cracked his knuckles.

Immediately afterwards, Fu's hands suddenly covered themselves in a gold-like substance turning them into sharp-clawed hands. Moreover, numerous eyes which resembled his own four eyes on his face opened up all over his chest, back, arms and legs. The golden boots he was wearing had sharpened curved spikes growing out of them with five more spikes growing out of his golden toes.

"Finally in the first phase boss form huh?" Evan declared, taking a battle stance, "You're gonna lose though."

"Like hell I will!"

~ Gravedigger (Vs Prince FU: Phase 1) No More Heroes 3 OST Extended ~

Instantly after the music began, Evan flies towards Fu, intending to deliver a right hook but the punch, instead of hitting Fu, lands on a sphere-shaped forcefield that encircled Fu.

"Oh yeah, I forgot he had that."

Before Evan could retreat, Fu grabbed him by the throat and headbutt his face with tremendous force, which in the process shattered his helmet instantly and stunned Evan, causing him to take a few steps back as Fu kicks him off the roof of the building and starts falling but Evan quickly used his flying ability to start flying away from Fu and the building he was on.

"Even I can fly you son of a bitch!" Fu starts as he jumps off the roof and flies after Evan at fast speeds.

Evan, who was still flying, spun around and spotted Fu following closely behind him. Bringing out multiple knives, Evan hurled them at Fu when suddenly multiple bulky strands of his hair extended out of his ait-like tendrils and grabbed the knives before throwing them back at Evan.

"OH COME ON!" Evan quickly punched the knives away and looked forward, only to be met by a building approaching, but he stopped right in front of it before noticing Fu flying right at him ready to drop kick him. With swift movement, Evan moved to the right and Fu drop kicked the wall of the building with greater force. This caused the building's central section to split in half straight away, and the upper half to begin to collapse inward toward the two.

"Whoops."

"ZA WARUDO!"

Upon yelling out on top of his lungs, time had stopped around Evan and the world became monochrome. Without delay, he quickly flies far away from the building and lands on the streets hundreds of meters from where he was standing.

"Okay I'm good. Just need to wait for the time stop to finish and-" Evan began to say, only to find Fu flying straight towards him... even though time had stopped.

"Oh it's Fu heading towards me while time is stopped…" Evan suddenly paused, when a realization hits him, "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!!!"

Upon approaching Evan sufficiently, Fu attempted to land a left hook on Evan but the latter countered with a right hook. Their fists clashed, sending a massive shockwave which shattered the glass of the surrounding buildings and crumbled the ground beneath them as the two both took a few steps apart from each other.

"How the hell did you get past my time stop?!"

Fu surveys his surroundings with wonder and furrows his brows, "So this is your power? Stop things from moving by literally stopping time? Neat."

"Answer me!"

"The Forsaken sensed the presence of time manipulators in this universe so he gave us his crystals to counter them in case they pose a problem. From my guess, the dark aether time flow has a slight variation which allows them to counter time abilities. Where did I keep it? Head? Chest? Foot? Or my bitch-breaking blue dick? I ain't telling you shit. So in simple terms you can't cheese this fight with your ability anymore so long as the dark aether crystal is on me!"

"Damn it. Let time flow once again." Evan murmured as the world around them moved normally, "Looks I'll have to do this the old fashion way then. Punching you to death."

Fu laughed as he swung his right arm upward and golden spikes came bursting out of the ground to impale Evan but he quickly jumped over the spikes before they could hit him and sprinted toward Fu, whereupon he attempted to land a right hook, only for his attack to hit the forcefield that was still around Fu.

With a growl, Evan started unleashing a barrage of punches on the forcefield.

"MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA! MUDA!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!! Keep punching and creaming all you want! You ain't gonna break this forcefield!"

Evan reels his right hand back and cries out one more time.

"MUDAAAAAAA!!!"

To Fu's astonishment, as soon as Evan's punch landed on the forcefield with full force, it shattered it and landed on Fu's face, staggering him a few steps back and felt a bruise mark on his face.

Placing his hand on his bruised cheek, Fu's eyes instantly went blood-rage, "Oh it's on!"

Both charged towards each other with more killing intent on them as they grabbed each other's hands and put themselves in a wrestler hand lock, trying to push the other back while keeping their feet locked to the ground.

The stalemate ended when Fu's hair tendrils entwined themselves around Evan's legs and pulled his legs making Evan fall on the ground. Fu pulls his arm and slams him down on the ground twice before smashing him on the roof of a car and threw him into the air and flies towards him, kneeing him in the face but Evan retaliated by uppercutting his jaw and headbutts his face twice before seizing his legs and spins him around.

":3 YEET!"

And with all his might, Evan throws him across the whole city and Fu crashes against a wrecked bus, utterly obliterating the transport vehicle into metallic fragments.

"Annoying punk!" Fu roared as he shot to his feet and swooped down at Evan at a blinding speed, launching conical-shaped projectiles from his hair which were made out of his hair strands at Evan. Evan deflect the projectiles away with a swift spin kick, but it allows Fu to notice an opening and horizontally slashes his abdomen open and his armor fails to protect him.

"GAH!"

Grabbing his head, Fu headbutts Evan's face four times causing his head to bleed. Afterward, Fu does a lightning-fast and powerful spin kick that launches Evan and crashes through five different buildings before crashing on the barren streets.

Evan slowly stood up and coughed up some blood and felt his head bleeding, "How hard is that skull of his?!"

Fu smirks and lifts his hand up in the air, forming an energy sphere the size of a bus above his palm which was black as the void with a pink pupil in the center, much like his eyes.

Upon gazing upwards, Evan was faced against the energy orb above Fu, "That's some Dragon Ball stuff right there!" he exclaimed.

With a smirk on his face, Fu hurled the enormous energy sphere into Evan's vicinity.

—KABOOM!

The earth trembled the moment the sphere exploded upon impacting against the ground, decimating countless buildings and the immediate surroundings.