Another day, another calamity

Living with Carrera is very productive. We focus on improving our skills to the absolute limit. While we do that, another millenium passes.

By now we have perfected our arts to the point where it's insanely difficult to do so any more. It would require god level inspiration to even alter 1 art.

We were like nerds about creating arts. Writing down how everything affected each other, then created the art like creating a formula.

Carrera isn't as introspective as me. She's likes to fight more on instinct, rather than on technicality. However hanging out with me for so long, changed her a bit in that aspect.

Anyway recently we haven't trained at all. After training and perfecting your combat skills for so long, it gets boring.

For the past 80 or so years, we've been really lazy. Usually our days are spent doing nothing or seeking entertainment.

We started pranking humans. This is probably the funniest thing we could have thought of.

Because our abilities and powers are godlike, we can make really elaborate pranks quite easily.

For example we changed the appearance of a dog to a woman, with illusion magic. Then we waited for the farmer to finish his workday and get home. Once he did, he discovered this incredibly beautiful woman, on all fours.

Then the woman looked at him and started begging him to fuck her. And what did he do? He fucked her. Haha. Then just as the farmer was about to cum, we cancelled the illusion and the farmer dicovered that he's fucking his dog in the ass. Hahahaha.

This is just an example of one time. We have pranked countless people, causing chaos everywhere. It's become one of our favourite activities. Even starting many legends, around the continent.

Right now we're lounging around in the living room. I'm in my underwear, lazily lying down on a couch, that's made of some kind of leather.

Carrera is lying down on the couch next to me, similarly in her underwear. Another habit that she picked up form me.

"Hey Carrera, let's get some servants." I suddenly say.

"What?.. Why?" She asks lazily, without looking at me.

"Don't you think that living alone is boring?" I reason. Making a fair point.

"Hmm... It has gotten a bit boring." She agrees, ponderingly.

"Right? Imagine, we could command them around and tell them to do all kinds of dumb shit." I smile.

"Alright. But where will we get them?" She asks, agreeing

"Don't you have demon subordinates?" I ask back.

"Sure I do. Then we'll have to get bodies for them." She says.

"I'll worry about that. You just go to the demon realm and get them." I say and stand up. She looks at me incredilously.

"What? Now?" She asks, shocked.

"Yes now. What did you think, I was just talking to hear my own voice?" I ask condescending.

"Tch." She grudgingly stands up and gets dressed. Then teleports away.

Similarly to her, I put on some simple clothes and teleport away, to the main continent. I quickly find some people and head to them.

What I'm looking at is another city. Humans are truly wonderous creatures. They have so many uses.

I land in the middle of the city and look around. there are a bunch of people staring me, since I literally flew in, but other than that, people are just going about their lives. Oh well, time to commit another massacre...

"I want to try something." I mumble. Humans are supposed to be harmed by high consentrations of magicules, so what happens if I release my magicule aura in the middle of the city? After all, my magicule count has long reached SS rank.

I simply relax and release my aura. *Foosh*

My aura is so intense that it creates gusts of wind and even some destruction to nearby objects. The humans around me start dying off, as they get poisoned by the extreme concentration of magicules.

"Hmm." I look around at the scene and think. I wonder what would happen if I release more of my magicules, not just my base aura.

Thinking this, I start conciously releasing my magicules. As if the earlier aura was a joke, a huge explosion of magicules happens in the area. I literally expel half of my magicules, in their pure form. Humans in the whole city die off, even higher, A ranked individuals.

"It's quite interesting." I muse to myself, then collect all the bodies and souls of the humans and fly off. I collected about 150,000 humans.

When I fly off, I don't know at the time, but this stunt actually caused the birth of 2 disaster class, S ranked monsters. It also got me the attention of a being that can slap me to death even now.

I leisurely Teleport to the hellgate and wait for Carrera to come out with our servants.

After a long and tedious hour of waiting, she finally appears with around 100 demons.

"Yo." She waves at me, with a smile. I nod at her and unload all the bodies I have in my inventory. Then the demons start incarntating.

After they incarnate, I start naming them. Luckily they aren't that powerful, so I can name the 100 demons without problems.

My magicule regeneration is broken as well, because of my ultimate skill. Hence even if I did have a problem, just waiting 5 minutes would fill me back up.

After I've named all of them, except 2, Carrera speaks to me.

"I left these 2 as the last, since they're the strongest. They can be our personal aides." She explains.

I look at the 2 demons. One is a tall woman, around 175 cm tall. She has blonde, long hair and blue eyes, same as Carrera. Her body is curvy and has generous assets. Overall she's a top class beauty.

"I'll name you Piscalat." I say and she starts glowing, evolving into an archdemon.

The next one looks like a child, except he's ripped. He has messy, blonde hair and green eyes. He looks at me with an innocent smile, almost as if he really is a child.

"You will be Meliodas." I say. He glows and unexpectedly evolves into a demon peer.

Once he's done evolving, he opens his eyes and looks around. "Well, well, well. So this is the material world huh..." He admires the surroundings nonchalantly.

"Mm. There must be tons of interesting creatures here." Piscalat muses with a cruel grin.

I gather the demons attention and proceed to introduce myself.

"Welcome demons. My name is Artoria Pendragon. You will be serving under me and Carrera, your primordial. If anyone has a problem with that, feel free to challange me right now." I smile.

"Hee? Don't mind if I do." Piscalat immediately looks at me like prey, while Meliodas has an unreadable expression on.

Piscalat charges at me and conjures claws on her hands, then tries to slash at me. I casualy catch her strike, causing a large boom. Then I slap her, causing an even bigger boom and disfiguring her face, as she goes flying.

*Booooooom*

"Well, that's that." I nonchalantly comment, as I look in the direction she disappeared in. Meanwhile Piscalat is buried in a rock, wondering if her skull is still in one piece.

"Now then, Carrera..." I turn towards the slimy demon. "Where are we going to keep all these guys?" I ask her.

"Eh? They can stay at our house, can't they?" She responds with naivety.

"There are around 100 demons here. They will never fit in our house. Plus what the fuck are we going to do with this many anyway? I thought you would bring like ten..." I complain.

"Ten? Who the fuck brings 150,000 human corpses to incarnate 10 demons?!" She viciously screams back at me.

"Fine, fine. I might have gone a bit overboard as well. But we can ultimately both agree that all of this is your fault." I explain with certainty.

"Haa? My fault?? You pickin a fight?" She walks closer to me and stares me down.

Without question, I raise my hand and punch her in the face, sending her flying. The insane shockwave sends the nearby demons flying as well.

"Oh no. What have I done..." I stare at my own fist and curse my impulse. I already know that Carrera is going to chase me to the ends of the earth now, until she has vented her anger.

"ARTORIA!" I hear a furious yell targeting my name, from the direction of Carrera. Followed by her flying at me with incredible speed.

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