Good stick!

The Three-Eyed Freak began sweeping with his broom, saying, "If you want to pass through here, it's simple - leave that one in the JK skirt~"

"~~" Ming frowned, puzzled why Kyomoto Jiro was so sought-after? 

Had the world changed too fast, or was he lagging behind the times?

He turned to look at Kyomoto Jiro, pointing to the broom man. "He likes you and wants to be with you~ What do you think?"

[Kyomoto Jiro gently flips him the bird~] 

[...]

Ming faced the Three-Eyed Freak. "As you can see, you're not my Kyomoto Jiro's type... How about this werewolf? Look, he's already drooling for you. Don't mind the extra fur; it feels nice~" 

"..." The Three-Eyed Freak whistled. The Divine Hound came over, and he stroked its head. "I have a dog."

Ming rubbed his nose, feigning dilemma. "You must understand, I'm not one for violence. So, let me pass, and I'll give you a beauty I've treasured for years; how about it?"

"Good looking?"