Seriously, what did he want? I was already nice enough by not throwing him over to the bunch in front of us. And what did he mean by interesting? Was he referring to me or the cocktail? It had to be the cocktail, right?
"What's so interesting about a Martini?" I asked but he stared at me, stunned. "What? Did I say something weird?" He started laughing.
"Oh my, I've never met anyone so interesting in my life." Then he spoke french. "Je crois que je tombe amoureux de toi !" I glared at him.
(I think I'm falling in love with you!)
"Excuse me, what?" I asked but he simply smiled at me and repeated. It was as though I misheard.
"Je crois que je tombe amoureux de ta boisson! Je ferais mieux de mourir à ce rythme!" He smiled and so I concluded that I misheard.
(I think I'm falling in love with your drink! I better fall to my death at this rate!)