"You wrote that prophecy." I accused her, narrowing my eyes at her. 

"Yes... I did." Can somebody just slap her in the face? "It was my best composition. And that says something, since I'm actually a modest girl. The prophecy about Donald Trump was literally: Be aware of the Cheetos running for president. I was lazy at the time." She shrugged. 

***

If you're looking for a hero, turn around and go look somewhere else pal, because this one here ain't one.

And yet again, Angus is dragged into a life that has him so confused with all the monsters trying to adopt him, and ghosts flirting with him and zombie centaurs and prophecies and BLOODY MEDUSA!!! To don't mention that damned parasite soul in him that gets angry when Angus refuses to die. Like seriously?!!!

Always forgetting his sword when running to his death, with his jeans falling off at the worst time possible, the sarcasm that will probably get him killed one day and being the annoying piece of sh-anyway... Angus has to fight against himself and Ancient spirits to get alive out of this mess.

But like the mighty and powerful Doctor Strange once said: "Try me Beyoncé."

Lies Of A Thousand Lives

---Sassed by the kitten… talk about being pathetic-02

Aves and Nova disappeared for an hour. Riven and Darius were being annoyingly sweet. Milo and I were commenting them behind their backs. It was fun…

If my mind wouldn’t wonder at the missing couple.

Knox was sleeping on my head while Jhin, Amumu and Ashe were flying together in the air. Jhin and Amumu had turned into owls while Ashe had gone for an eagle. They were flying near our heads and that was annoying me a little bit. But what was really getting on my nerves was Pantheon walking next to me in his wolf form.

Why in hell would Nova let Pantheon behind? She never goes anywhere without him. So why is he now walking by my side? Huh? Why do I even care?

Pantheon looked really tired, though. Barely dragging himself while walking. The wolf form was tiring him, but turning into anything smaller would make it difficult for him to keep up with us.

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