"You wrote that prophecy." I accused her, narrowing my eyes at her. 

"Yes... I did." Can somebody just slap her in the face? "It was my best composition. And that says something, since I'm actually a modest girl. The prophecy about Donald Trump was literally: Be aware of the Cheetos running for president. I was lazy at the time." She shrugged. 

***

If you're looking for a hero, turn around and go look somewhere else pal, because this one here ain't one.

And yet again, Angus is dragged into a life that has him so confused with all the monsters trying to adopt him, and ghosts flirting with him and zombie centaurs and prophecies and BLOODY MEDUSA!!! To don't mention that damned parasite soul in him that gets angry when Angus refuses to die. Like seriously?!!!

Always forgetting his sword when running to his death, with his jeans falling off at the worst time possible, the sarcasm that will probably get him killed one day and being the annoying piece of sh-anyway... Angus has to fight against himself and Ancient spirits to get alive out of this mess.

But like the mighty and powerful Doctor Strange once said: "Try me Beyoncé."

Lies Of A Thousand Lives

---Centaur corpses … What else do I have to deal with?-01

I was actually very surprised to realize that Aatrox lived in a castle. Yep. There is a castle. My eyeballs needed a little time to come back to their sockets. Because, seriously? Dang!!!

/"She lives there?/" I pointed at the castle. Yule nodded grinning like an idiot. Of course, if I had wings, I would be grinning too. /"But it’s too far. And on top of a mountain!/" I don’t get it why did I have to point it out since IT’S A FREAKING MOUNTAIN!!!

Yule rolled his eyes at me sighing like he was dealing with a child. Well excuse me if I’m too lazy to climb a whole mountain after all the things I have been through today. And I don’t know for you, but I want to be in shape when I face this Aatrox. At least I might have enough strength to try running away. How am I supposed to run after being already dead because of climbing a whole FREAKING MOUNTAIN!!?

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