Chapter 2: Brid Brain- Papi

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Desirae's POV

"La La La La~" Miia hummed as she hung up laundry.

"What's got you in such a happy mood?" I asked.

"I had a good time yesterday." She blushed "A really good time."

"Glad you're feeling so great about it." I laughed.

"I want to so it again!" Miia said hugging me.

"Sorry you heard Smith, that was a one-time thing." I told her.

Miia headed inside and I finished putting laundry on the line.

(We should really get a dryer.)

"WAH?!"

I was suddenly pushed to the ground, I looked at my shoulder and saw a huge talons on my shirt. I looked up through my dizzy eyes and saw some sort of girl. I felt myself get lifted off the ground before me head slammed against the railing and I passed out.

(What the hell's happening?)

Later

"Hmm…AHH!"

When I woke up I quickly realized I was in a tree.

"What the heck?! How'd I get here?!"

"You're awake." A cutesy voice said.

I looked up, still grabbing the branch. There was a girl there, she had short blue hair, a slim and petite body, her legs were like talons and her arms were wings covered in blue feathers.

"A Harpy…" I mumbled

"Yeah that's it." The girl said "Papi is a harpy. That's what Papi is."

(Her speaking is terrible…)

"What…huh?"

"I said Papi is a harpy, wait…or is Hapi a Parpy? Pirapira? Parpi…" the girl was scratching her head.

"Try not to hurt yourself there sweetheart." I giggled "Can you help me get down?"

The girl grabbed with with her talons and lowered me to the ground.

"Thank you very much."

"Mhm." She nodded.

"So why did you go and yank me off the roof?" I asked "You know you're not supposed to be out without a Host Family, you'll get in trouble."

"That's why Papi brought you." She said.

"I'm not your host…" I sighed.

"There, there." Papi said pulling me over to a food cart.

"Hey wait!" I yelled.

"Hmm?" she looked at me "Who are you."

(She's a total ditz!)

I decided to just buy the harpy an ice cream and wait for someone to come get her.

"You know that rule about not going out alone is so hard to remember." Papi said kicking her feet and bobbing her head "So when that scary terminator looked away I flew off!"

"You really shouldn't do that." I sighed.

"I do it all the time!" she cheered "But they did say next time I do it they were gonna deflower me."

"Oh I'd love to…I mean you mean deport right!" I said quickly correcting myself.

"WAH!" Papi suddenly gasped as her ice cream fell out of her hands and onto the ground "I didn't even get to have a bite! My hands make it so hard to hold!"

(Well she doesn't really even have hands so…)

"Here do you want some of mine?" I smiled.

Papi's eyes went wide as she started nibbling on my ice pop…I know what you thinking, but I was being a polite lady…I mean that doesn't mean Papi didn't appear to be in an inappropriate position…as if she was giving me a blowjob, and it's not like I just wanted to tackle her right there, rip all her clothes off and ravage her cute little body with mine.

"Hmm?" Papi looked forward and suddenly poked my crotch "That spot got all hard."

"SHUT UP!" I yelled pulling the ice pop away.

Papi looked at her arms "Aw man, I'm all sticky."

"Please just…go wash up in the bathroom." I said trying not to lose all control.

(She's so innocent that I bet she'd do whatever I asked…but I'm already on Miss Smith's shit list…I better just play this normally.)

"WHAT THE HELL?!"

I looked over and Papi had taken all her clothes off and was splashing about in the park fountain.

"That's not a birdbath." I said trying to cover the girl.

(This is it…I'm gonna go to jail because this birdbrain is gonna make me lose all control.)

"Weee!" Papi cheered wriggling in my arms and trying to get in the water "You get in too!"

Papi pulled me into the water and started to dunk my head with her claws.

"THERE!" a voice snapped.

(Oh dear…)

"M-M-Miia." I said as my teeth chattered "This isn't what it-!"

"GRRR!" Miia only glared at me.

I was in the middle of the fountain, a naked Papi straddling my waist.

"Hey Birdbrain, what are you doing with Baby?! First you steal him and now you doing special things! She told me I wasn't allowed! That's not fair!"

"I wanna be naked with Baby too!"

"You wanna fight about it?!" Papi pouted.

The two started fighting, Papi ripped off Miia's top and Miia spanked Papi's cute butt with her tail.

(Yeah…a cat fight…or bird snake fight…this is the stuff of dreams!)

"Alright that's enough." I said separating them "This is nice and all but let's stop before you two hurt each other…also you're making a scene."

I looked up "Hmm…no one is watching."

Everyone's attention was on a nearby tree where a little girl had climbed up and gotten stuck.

"Oh dear." I hummed "That must be awful."

"This is bad." Miia said.

"Hey you two get dressed." I said giving Papi her clothes and finding a jacket for Miia's torn top.

Papi tried to fly up and get the girl but her feathers were still damp, Miia attempted to climb the tree but for some reason when she got to the top she only ended up scaring the girl and making her fall out of the tree. Luckily Papi managed to catch her…only to fall on top of me.

"Go team!" I cheered.

The girl went back to her Mom and they both thanked Papi. Miia was all upset that she tried and failed to save the girl, the police arrived and started asking questions.

"Baby is my host." Miia said.

"Oh that's right." Papi mumbled "They were gonna deflower me."

"It's deport." I explained "It means they're gonna kick you out."

"WHAT?!" Papi yelled "No…Papi…doesn't…"

Papi was hugging my arm, she seemed to be shivering a bit, I could tell she was scared.

"I…I'm her host." I explained "Both of them."

"Okay…" the cop hummed "I'm still gonna need to see some Identification."

"Uhh…." The three of us just mumbled.

"It's right here." A voice said.

Miss Smith had arrived just in time to save us the embarrassment of having lied to the police. We went back to my house and I made everyone some tea and coffee.

"That was pretty crazy that you had that ID card with you." I laughed "Wait why did you have that card with you?"

"I was having trouble finding a host for someone as scatterbrained as Papi." Smith said "I was planning on asking you but she flew off before I could."

"So she ran away from you." I growled "Hey wait a sec…"

"Congratulations Papi, you'll be living here." Smith nodded.

"Really?" Papi smiled.

"What?!" Miia snapped.

"Desirae is the Lady of the house so make sure you do what she says." Smith told the harpy.

"Is this really a good idea?" I gulped.

I pulled Smith to the side "Also why do I feel like I'm being rewarded for breaking the rules the other day?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about." Smith smiled "Remember now, no hanky panky."

"Yay!" Papi yelled grabbing my arm "Come take a bath with me Wifey."

Miia was giving me a look "No go ahead Baby…take a bath with Papi…"

I was dragged into the bath by the bird girl, I only sighed as I took my clothes off and got in the water.

"Hmm?" Papi was looking at me "You have a thingy down there."

"Oh that, yes I have one."

"I've never seen one, or at least I don't think I have" Papi said "Harpies are all-female."

"I see." I said washing her hair.

Papi's little butt was nuzzled between my thighs, I felt myself stirring down below.

"Let me wash you all over Papi." I said moving my hands down "I'll be nice and gentle."

"Okay." She panted as I rubbed my hand near her warmth.

"1…2…3!"

I quickly lifted Papi up before jerking my penis and sliding into her.

"AH!" Papi gasped as she took a moment to adjust to having something inside of her.

"Papi you're so tight." I grunted as I started to move her up and down.

The two of us sat in the bathroom, I slowly thrusted in and out of Papi. The bird girl was moaning as I stimulated her insides. She had been teasing me all day so I was happy to finally get a little relief. I used one hand to hold Papi's waist while my other had glided over her chest, her breasts were super tiny but her nipples were hard like stone.

The rough parts of Papi's legs scratched against me as I held her in place.

"Wifey…I…feel so good." Papi moaned.

"Me to, I'm so close." I said "Here it comes."

I gave Papi a few more strong thrusts.

"HAAAA!" Papi moaned as she climaxed.

"Ha…ha…OHHHHH!" I grunted as I started to orgasm, shooting cum onto the bathroom floor.

"I'm looking forward to having you here Papi." I smiled "But, what just happened, let's keep that as our little secret okay."

"Okay!" she cheered.