"According to the traditions of our country, only the Pope may be referred to as 'Your Holiness.' You may call me 'Your Excellency Richard,'" Liu Zhenhan glanced at a maid who was taking a glass cup out of a brocade box. The girl's figure was perfectly developed, like a ripe grape, the kind that's about to burst with juice. She bent over, outlining her voluptuous curves just so.
"My apologies, Your Excellency Richard," Mei Shuai laughed, "This barrel of imperial grape wine, the liquid as vibrant as blood, Your Excellency must have never tasted it."
"Sorry! In Beamon tradition, when visiting an enemy's home, one must not touch any bit of the opponent's food!" Liu Zhenhan nonchalantly twisted the wine-pouring maid's body, Guoguo grabbed a handful, and the little parrot pecked at a cheek, the whole family took their share of the spoils.