Do you ever feel like you don't want to wake up?
In this stupid world.
.
I have that feeling here when I wake up.
Of course, I... Gilbert Bedivere is not in a rebellious phase. Hey, man, I am twenty-two years old now. Isn't it too late to be a rebellious teenager?
That is irrelevant, because the most important thing is right now.
I wake up in a bed with two attractive men on either side of me. Furthermore, these attractive ones are not just ordinary attractive ones; one is luxuriously handsome, and another is extremely handsome to the point of stunning the world.
It may appear to be enviable... but I am a man. Aside from not feeling envious, I also want to get some acid and splash it on them. However, because I am a good older brother and a lovely friend, I must exercise restraint.
Yes, a good older brother and a lovely friend.