The plot of Ero Doujin is the worst thing ever in real life. (1) Part I

Having three lovers is not funny.

...and it is not a pleasant experience. I will punch and even kick anyone who says it is enviable to have many lovers!

You cannot imagine how, no matter where I go these days, nearly one hundred percent of the opposite sex's abhorrent eyes are on me, not to mention how my older brother looks at me as if to call me a promiscuous boy. I am not worried about how Gilbert will look at me; I am worried about how he crouches down to teach Cass that your second brother is not a good example of how to live, and then he leads my younger brother away from me!

You scumbag brother! Return my adorable little brother to me!

I cry loudly and no one is there to console me because my lovers are fighting, making me want to break up with all three of them at once without regard for the Yaoi genre of this story and find a new lover instead.