506 sells tanks

"This is our newly launched weapon! In fact, we had designed this type of weapon two years ago, but… our chief designer didn't think it was quite ready, so we didn't launch it," the salesman introducing the new weapon said with a look of regret, as if everything he said was true.

He sighed, then continued to the visitors, "Unexpectedly, someone else got there first. Reluctantly, we have now decided to release this still-under-development weapon to meet the defense needs of various countries."

"We call this brand-new war machine a Tank, Tank! From now on, this weapon will be known as a tank, because the term 'war machine' just doesn't do justice to its power," the salesman said, beginning to introduce the behemoth behind him.

Actually, the salesman wasn't telling the truth, because Great Tang Group had not designed and produced this outdated tank, which was nearly indistinguishable from a water cabinet two years ago.