Great God of "Forgiveness and Righteousness!"

Immediately after realizing what was happening Tie Zhu immediately sat up and tried to cover up his behemoth with both hands, however it was not enough to cover it!

"How did this happen? What do I do?" he screamed as he tried to search for a solution. He initially tried to stuff it back in through the hole, into the side of his pants, however it was too hard and could not bend in! Realising that this approach was not going to work he quickly pulled down his pants so that he could properly fit his pillar back into trousers. This however led to another problem.. That was, it was too uncomfortable as it heavily resisted against the fabric, leading to a massive bulge all the way from the base to his knees!

Xuefeng on the other hand was speechless as she watched the whole session unfold, still having her mouth open in an "O" shape. She still could not believe what was happening, It was simply too massive.

'He surely does live up to his name. No... it doesn't do himself justice at all, what iron pillar, that thing is like a dragons lance!' She thought to herself blushing. (Tie Zhu literally translates to iron pillar in Chinese, for those who have not realised.)

'No, what are you thinking! That's the boy your daughter likes! Think about other things quickly' She thought as she tried to distract her thoughts however the image of of his lance could not leave her mind as she thought back. 'Not only was it so hard and massive, it even had rib like protrusions on the side and bulging veins, not to mention the head which was purple and bigger than an egg!' The image was burned into her mind as she felt her juices leaking down the side of her thighs, only causing her face to blush more as she couldn't help but to compare it with her late husband. 'That had to be at least 3 times bigger! God what would happen if that were to enter me!'

Feeling guilty of the situation the atmosphere became extremely awkward with both parties staring at each other in utter embarrassment.

"I'll be on my way now." Xuefeng said her face burning with both embarrassment and guilt, as she hurried along touching her chin in the area that it was smacked.

Taking his time to regain his composure, Tie Zhu stood there absentmindedly for a moment. As he collected himself, he noticed a strangely shaped rock at his feet that was clearly not of natural origin that was covered in blood.

"This must be what hit me yesterday," he muttered to himself as he considered whether to keep or discard the mysterious object. On one hand it knocked him out cold and tore off his genitals, however on the other it had been able to magically replace its damages albeit overdoing it a 'little'.

"Surely, it must be hiding more secrets of its own," he thought, convinced that any object capable of such supernatural occurrences must be something special. As he pondered his decision, he was startled by a strange, mysterious voice.

"Keep it! If you don't, you will come to regret it forever," it bellowed, sounding desperate. The voice had good reason to be desperate, for the black rock was in fact a Universal Divine grade Spatial item of immense power and nearly infinite storage space. It was an object that even the mightiest of gods would covet, let alone the precious treasures it held within, such as immortal pills, sacred weapons, and divine ingredients. The almighty Tentacle God had gone through great hardships to acquire it and had spent his life filling it with countless treasures, enough to make any cultivator's eyes burn green with envy. The thought of it being thrown away was like ripping out his soul.

"What's that voice? Why am I hearing things?" Tie Zhu exclaimed, his mind in a whirl. "I'm sure my mind isn't going crazy," he thought as he looked around, but there was no one in sight.

"Ahhem, I am the Great Lord of Forgiveness and Righteousness!" The Tentacle God spoke, with a tone of distaste in his voice. As one of his mortal enemies, he had to put on a facade, for only a fool would believe anything a being as sinister as a Tentacle God had to say. The very words left a bitter taste in his mouth, but if it meant saving his riches, he must do so.

Upon hearing the voice in his mind once more, Tie Zhu was filled with confusion. 'A god? Surely this must be a dream,' he thought, his mind became increasingly muddled as he struggled to make sense of the otherworldly events that had unfolded since waking.

"I am too weary to think on it now," he told himself. "Besides, if I do not keep it, someone else might, and take what could have originally been mine. Anyway, how bad could it be? The voice did not seem sinister in nature and it seems that the rock's secrets are strongly linked to it." With these thoughts in mind, Tie Zhu slipped the mysterious stone into his pocket. As he did so, he realized that he had been standing in a daze for some time, and if someone were to come along, they would surely call the police on him for being a pervert, seeing as he had a massive hole in his pants and a bulging package that reached his knees!.

Acting quickly, Tie Zhu hastened towards home, making sure to avoid drawing attention to himself. Fortunately, it was still early, 5:40 am to be precise, so he had no trouble returning home unnoticed.

"What a strange morning" he thought as he lay down on his bed. Taking off his pants and exposing his awake python once again. "How the fuck did this happen" he thought again before covering the python with a blanket, creating a pronounced tent that wouldn't go away. Although it was uncomfortable, he still drifted to sleep as his mind was unable to comprehend what just happened, with the last thought on his mind being.... "Red panties".