departed_sir

My life is really boring. 
You probably won't enjoy reading about it.
Probably.

My Life is Boring

You must be curious. How am I still alive? Hell, I don't even know.


You see, I'm in a game right now. Not like a game game, well sorta, but not like that. You know what I'm getting at?


Alrighty, so in a nutshell, my life has been turned into a video game. Capisce?


I've got some time to kill before I go back, so I'll explain the rules, why not?


As I said before, I'm sorta in a video game, but not really, and I have the power to respawn myself. Well, I'm not really doing the respawning, but it happens anyway. If, wait no, when, I inevitably die, I just respawn.


Now the thing is, I don't just respawn, but I respawn as a completely new person. Clean slate. Now, I don't know the details of it all, but I think I sorta "possess" someone somewhere randomly in this world. Or maybe I just pop into existence in a new body. Like I said, I don't know.


Hold up. You're probably thinking this is a great opportunity for grand adventures and wacky hijinks, aren't you? If so, you're completely wrong! My life is as boring as ever. You know why?


Every day, even if I wake up in Japan, Russia, Korea, or even someplace I've never heard of, the end result is always going to be the same.


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