When you're reborn as Jorah Mormont you ain't got much. A Dad looking to bale and go spend his days hanging out with the guys on the Wall, a wild Aunt raising your wild cousins you can't stand, an arranged marriage to a girl you never met with a dowry almost low enough to be an insult, and a populace of smallfolk so inebriated and incompetent its no wonder nothing's changed around here in 8,000 years. Hopefully the gold finger granted by Levid's Magically Wheel of Reincarnation can help.
A really nice pair of testicles.
With that, the right attitude, and a shovel I have everything I need to dig a nice grave to lay in.
Or Bag End. Let's see which happens first.
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“Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." | have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.” - A soldier whos name is lost in the sands of time. May he rest in peace. From this im sure you have the mental capabilities to assess the quality of this work and all others of its creator.
Well, it was good before chapter 11. We can see how the rugged life of the north corrupted him bit by bit which is realistic in a way but it slowly starts going downhill from there. It looks like the author is trying to make the story into a Vinland saga kind of story. The mc gets more irrational in his decisions but the plot armor dictates it works out well. Things like having the savagery for carnage like an Ironborn but is still liked by his people. Telling how he almost raped a wildling to his wife with no remorse without any marital consequence. Seriously, she proclaimed that it was the worst thing she ever heard in her whole life. There are no repercussions after that whatsoever. A sheltered noble from the Reach has heard 2 of the worst things in her life from the person she's supposed to spend the rest of her life with but nothing happened. Then, his decision to kill wildlings for the next 25 years to somehow lessen the Night King's army. Hays... This is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Thousands of years had already passed. The Night King already has his enormous army. The wildlings that is still alive is barely half a percent of the dead in those thousands of years. Even if with some miracle, you manage to kill every wildling and ship of their remains of there, it will barely leave a mark on the Night King's army. Not only did you kill potential soldiers, but your men also died a meaningless battle. The edge of this fic is too narrow it can cut atoms. That's how st*pidly edgy this is.
off to an original start already but its JManM writing so you already know what it is, a little disappointed it's not a Tyrion the actual warhammer dwarf fic like what was originally said but that's okay I'm betting it's going to be an awesome read from start to finish.
Off to a great start, far too many GoT fics that follow the same beats. I can't wait to see how this one goes differently. Jmanm has all of the consistency so if you're going to read a fic read a Jmanm fic,
The Jorah Mormont fic we needed. Brutal moments aplenty, in the completely unashamed way of ASOIAF. You won't see the MC idiotically trying to make friends with everyone. It's well-written and entertaining, that's all you need to know basically. Me? It had me at "Chum the waters!"
Good story and great grammar so far. Story is unique-ish you could say but feels more like a direct response to other GOT fanfics and their flaws instead of being its own story. which surprisingly seems to be one of the reasons for much of its praise, I feel thats not exactly how a story should be built on but you can't deny the reviews. a male genitalia fascination, hopefully for comic relief instead of a reason to lord over other male characters like other stories love to do. MC seems to feel slightly superior to all other characters in his mentality and very critical of them, borderline hateful. if you had a dime for all the MCs who bash the people in the world they're in to start off any fanfic story then you'd be rich, this story included. There are good qualities to the MC, even great ones as well, which I suggest reading to find out, because it seems worth it so far. Definitely a unique choice of character to reincarnate as which is a plus. I will continue reading as long as the MCs first thought isn't to bash a character for who they were on a TV show at every turn. when an MC doesn't fully embrace this world as his new reality it really hurts the immersion factor I value in a story and I feel breaking the 4th wall to talk about such things does exactly that. I do love the slow kingdom building sense that the story has except its mostly rooted in bashing other GoT fanfics as I've pointed out earlier. The author does seem knowledgeable in methods he implements to advance his community which I do love. Overall worth it to read. and I definitely wrote too much.
It's good. Very good )) I hate stupid Starks too but in all fanfics they are saints, all of them. Even stupid Sansa... how it can be. Death of all Starks can heal my soul
Great fanfic as always JMan. The humour is top notch, the combat is top notch, the dialogue is you guessed it, top notch. Can't wait for more.
Hopefully, you know that everyone who has conscience doesn't like edgelords that haven't got talents and no rapist.__________________________
Definitely my favourite GOF fanfic. Very interesting character, and direction for the story.
I like the larger than life character of jorah, it's really feel like someone who live in médiéval fantasy
I almost never write reviews but I can honestly say this book gets better and better I enjoy the dialogue so much and the straightforward but callousness of the mc. Current chap 58 when I read the last speech of mc in this chapter I got the surge of adrenaline and excitement from well written speech and it compelled me to leave a review. 10/10 I want more chapters so bad.
It’s alright but it get boring sometimes bc the mc if a full blown Psychopath so he doesn’t have any room to grow emotionally at all.
This story is amazing! The only thing that would make it better is faster releases, but frankly I'm surprised the author can find time to write at all given that he's also a small business owner and a family man..
This novel is for those who enjoy a strong and confident protagonist who takes charge of his destiny and faces any challenge with courage, determination and manliness.