Chapter 3; funny unfolding

I had just come home and my parents told me that I would be a big brother but... How is it possible this morning there was nothing yet

My father << so you're proud huh?! >>

My mother << you won't be all alone anymore hihihi!!!! >>

I hadn't planned that in my plan... I didn't know they could have designed another one after me

Natsa << er... Mum since when are you pregnant? >>

My mother << according to the doctor for a week already I am so happy !! >>

I see... It's funny that I hadn't noticed anything, I have to keep an eye on these two more often.

My father <>

My mother << yes !!!!!!!!! >> Their joys were really abusing how not to put me in this mood with them

Natsa << well I agree to celebrate >>

My father then ordered pizzas but not only there were also various other small dishes I must say I really enjoyed myself.

Then I went to my room and on my bed, and I started to think that finally this little one who is going to be born is in fact their first child... I am only a temporary place taker because in reality I am older than all of them

Natsa << And concerning this girl.... Is Jamila Heliwa really holy? >> Indeed I could only ask myself because she had lied to me a while ago by wanting to hide her condition from me! A holy girl doesn't lie if that's the case she will always redeem herself with a prayer... If this girl isn't holy she doesn't interest me but I'll check all that tomorrow morning for the moment it's rather sleeping time.

I lay down and fell asleep.

The next day when I woke up my parents were away so I was alone at home. I look at the time and it's only 11 o'clock on the watch I should pick up Jamila at 3 o'clock.. damn this makes me a little nervous because I had purposely been sleeping all this time hoping to wake up at 3 hours but unfortunately no

So I lay on the sofa watching TV, there were advertisements for things that girls can like, at first all that meant absolutely nothing to me but then I said to myself that Jamila she could well want one of those things. I then took a notebook to jot down some of them... I saw a little necklace that he might like So I jotted down directly with the issue of the magazine that provided that.

I then took the laptop from the living room to be delivered directly

The cell phone rings*

Hello !! exclaims the telemarketer

Natsa "Hello! Hi, Is it the chain "the necklaces of ecstasy? >> The name of their sales chains is so weird, no, but what shouldn't you hear!!!

The telemarketer << hello, Yes it is us that you want? >>

Natsa <>

The telemarketer << one second how old are you? >>

Natsa << bah 12 years !! >>

The telemarketer "you gods, where do you get the money to buy a $63 million necklace?" We don't have time for pranks made by brats unsupervised by their parents go oust hi and don't call back otherwise you will have problems!! >>

He hangs up*

At that moment I was completely red with anger and shame at the same time. He thinks I can't buy this idiot? Very well since I am a child he will refuse so I have to find an adult but how? Should I turn into an adult? Bim .... An idea hits me directly in the brain I'm going to call Azazel he's going to play the role of my parent for this necklace hehehe and seen how Azazel is terrifying this guy who insulted me will have to explain himself to my parent

Natsa << "mundi transcendentia">>

This spell allows me to summon who I want wherever I want no matter where he is or even the world where he hides

Azazel appears*

Azazel << uh, master !!!!>> he bowed to me

Natsa << get up! >>

Azazel << it's understood!>>

Natsa <>

Azazel << very good master >> Azazel then dialed the number but an idea crosses my mind

Natsa << is waiting for Azazel!! >>

Azazel stops*

Azazel << yes master! >>

I had told Azazel that he should say that he was the progenitor of the brat that the telemarketer had insulted so me! and Azazel hates when people insult me so this story should end very badly... At worst Azazel would have killed him

Natsa << Azazel tell me, what were you going to do while talking to the telemarketer? >>

Azazel << master, my master, I am your servant and my esteem towards you is greater than existence itself and also than.... >>

And shit, couldn't he just answer my question instead of giving me this speech?! I don't want to listen to this kind of stuff right now.

Azazel <<... And that's why I'm going to answer your questions by saying that I would have eliminated this individual to make him pay for his insolence!! >>

Hmm... Well, here I was expecting it, luckily it had crossed my mind

Natsa << Azazel you know I like what you do but currently it's not what I would like you to do for me .... >> I'm starting to believe that I should have turned into adults rather than instead of putting me in this kind of awkward situation with Azazel

Natsa << short Azazel I would like you to act as I will tell you .. no death or threat just remain calm >>

Azazel << but master he insulted you it's unforgivable >>

Natsa << look at me, I am a child in this world for the moment so I receive the privileges of the child that I am supposed to be there and the constraints too... yes I am your master but here it is not the same concept... Here they don't know who I am, they don't know what I'm capable of so they'll treat me as they see me so Azazel don't worry about it just do what I ask and play it game !! >>

hum... What a speech I who hate those who make it I am in no position to judge them now... I will have to act quickly because my parents will certainly be home soon

Azazel << Oh.. my master you are so amazing, it's okay >>

Azazel Bows*

Azazel << as long as what I do is to serve you and obey you I will do anything >>

well here is the energy that I wanted now hope he does not lose this energy

Natsa << well Azazel now here is what you have to do >> I then started to explain to Azazel what he had to do which was not complicated so he said

Azazel << very good my master !!>>

Natsa << perfect let me dial the number >>

Azazel was waiting for me to dial the famous number. After doing it which took me 5 seconds the phone started to vibrate the call was launched

I then passed the phone to Azazel

The telemarketer picks up *

The telemarketer << You dirty little jerk again, I told you that we have better things to do than play with you, ok?! >>

Azazel << hum.. Excuse me?! >>

Perfect, azazel's voice doesn't make you want to look for nuts

The telemarketer<< oh... Sorry sir I thought it was someone else because someone else called me with this number too >>

Azazel<< that someone else was my master!!!!! >> howled Azazel

The telemarketer << what?! >>

Shit Azazel loses his temper there... his face becomes as terrifying as when he's about to kill someone

Natsa slaps her face*

Shit shit shit shit why, why, why...?!

Azazel<< uh... I meant that someone else was my son sorry if he wanted to play some joke on you but I assure you that he is very well brought up>> said Azazel with a tone calmer

Oh... Perfect Azazel well done... I have the impression that my little crisis of disappointment changed his mind

Keep it up Azazel!

The telemarketer << my dear sir I'm extremely sorry I couldn't know it because kids always have fun playing jokes on us plus a kid with 63 million dollars for a necklace haha ... You see a little delirium ?!>>

Azazel << it doesn't matter... My son just wanted this necklace, 63 million dollars you said?! >>

The telemarketer << yes exactly !!>>

Azazel << how long will the delivery take? >>

The telemarketer << Send us your details or your email address and we'll take care of the rest, but to be sure, which city are you in? >>

Azazel <>

The telemarketer << hmmm.. it's about a 2 hour drive from us, you will be delivered in 2 hours 30 at the most, are you okay sir? >>

Azazel<< there is no problem >>

Azazel hangs up *

He then looks at me and says

Azazel <>

Natsa << well done, you assured my dear friend I don't know how to thank you >>

Azazel << master the mere fact of serving you is already a great honor for me....>> And here Azazel goes back to making his speech... Well I can't hide it I'm extremely proud of him. He could make his speech even if it still annoys me I could at least let it pass without problem

Azazel << .... So my master all that to come here ... You do not need to reward me when I do you any favor, just your satisfaction is enough for me >>

Natsa << ok Azazel, you can leave now for the money I will simply create some and give it to the delivery man saying that you are away and that you asked me to give him the money > >

Azazel << but master, and if it still goes into a spin? >>

Natsa << but no, at worst I'll bring you back to the surface, but it couldn't be humans love money too much for it to come to that>>

Azazel bows*

Azazel << it's understood my master, I trust you completely now I'm going >>

Azazel disappeared*

Azazel is a good ally, but maybe a little too much. I look at the time it is 12:50. Hum from there the delivery man will come to me at 2:35 p.m. It's already not bad so I have time to prepare myself.. time ha! What we need time to prepare are just unstable that's all. Come on, I'm going to take a nap instead. I then lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.

Some time later I wake up and my first thought is to check what time it was. I turn around and look at the watch..

Natsa << 14 hours 23 minutes !! >> Wow!! What a funny day for me, I would still have preferred to be at school, I wasn't at the end of my surprise anyway

Crack** went out the door

Who is this ?

_Natsa, it's us!! Did you miss us?

Hmm... They're just my parents

Natsa << you were absent since this morning it was almost worrying where were you? >>

My mother << too cute, my son was worried about us, I have tears in my eyes!!!! >>

Hum... It's really embarrassing just because my mother was crying!!

My mother << my little darling Natsa is worried about us !!!!!! >> Said my mother in tears.... Hum.... Hehe I think I'm going to leave this crazy room

My father << come on sweetheart, Natsa is our son he loves us it's normal that he worries so much isn't it Natsa? >>

Natsa << yes of course dad !! >>

My father << Then you see that I am right my love!! >>

Yuck .. well I'm going to go to my room rather before throwing up over this

My mother << Natsa come in my arms my baby !!! >>

Natsa<> My mother took me in her arms. But it's weird what's happening is getting weird. When she gave me a hug I was never disappointed with that.

Dig!! Dong!! * Fit door bell

My father << huh who is this? >>

My mother << you should go open >>

My father goes to the door and opens it

_ hello, I am the delivery person of the package in this box, you ordered it 2 hours 30 minutes ago

I look directly at the watch and it's 2:36 pm damn my parents are there how they gonna interpret all this?!

My father << uh, sorry sir but it seems that you got the wrong address because we didn't order anything!! >>

The delivery man << really, yet the address leads well to this house !! >>

My father << it must be a misunderstanding or an error I swear to you that we have.... >>

Natsa << wait, this package is mine!! >>

My father << huh, Natsa?! >>

I ran to my room and created a suitcase with $63 million inside. I take it and walk to the telemarketer

Natsa << here is your money!! >>

The delivery boy << 63 million dollars, are you sure? >>

Natsa << check it if you are not sure of the sum >>

The delivery man << well I will believe you but if not you will be prosecuted, now wait a second! >>

the delivery man was looking for something in his bag. My parents' eyes were completely blank and amazed I feel like I'm going to answer tons of questions later I better find stories that can get me out of this

The delivery man << here, take this pen and sign here, here and there >> I started to sign always followed by the look of my parents

Natsa << it's done! >>

The delivery man << thank you on this good day to you >> he took his motorcycle before leaving.

Damn I couldn't even turn around to face my parents so much I didn't know what to say

My father << Natsa, you owe us an explanation, where did you get so much money to buy a 63 million dollar package? It's beyond our means >>

Well too bad I will answer according to their questions

Natsa << well dad and mom, I got this money thanks to my correspondent from the northern countries we've been talking for more than 3 years now and he is extremely rich for him 63 million dollars does not mean much thing you know.... >> Olala... Even I can't convince myself with such arguments, it takes more to convince my parents who lived a life below this amount of money. The funny thing is that I keep talking bullshit without stopping... And shit I can't get out of this I should rather close it and erase their memory so that they don't remember.

Natsa <<.... and that's why he sent me this amount of money because I really needed this package and I didn't want to bother you about it... Here you all know now >>

Their blank stares were clear, they knew I'm talking bullshit at the same time I'm a bad liar in this kind of situation

My father <>

Whore !!! He all sucked!!!!

My mother << Natsa, why didn't you introduce him to us earlier? We would like to welcome him here at least once and thank him for doing you so much service my son >> said my mother with a radiant smile

I don't believe it, they really believe my lies, it's not a joke!!!!

Natsa << hey... Well I'll pass on the message to him for that it's not much for him to come and visit us haha!!! >>

My mother << you will ask him if he has free time okay? >>

Natsa << of course mom no problem hehe!!! >>

My father << what do you intend to do with this package, do you have a girlfriend? >> Said my father with this funny look to tease me

Natsa << uh!!!! >>

My mother <> Said my mother in tears again!!!!

My father was trying to make her stop but all of this was funny I liked this atmosphere that I lived here I had not yet had it in time it was new for me. Seeing all this I couldn't help but smile. But then I look at the time and it's 3:06 p.m.... Ohhhh no but I lost that much time? Jamila must be waiting for me already

Natsa << sorry mom and dad but I have to go it's very urgent, see you tonight see you soon >> I'm leaving the house straight away

.. I hadn't taken a shower or anything but it was not a problem I could always expel all that and get myself clean... However I couldn't do anything now I was in the middle of a race, I had to go arrive and quickly.

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