Disappointing

Millie took a chalk and made a simple symbol used for teleporting to the human world, a circle with a star...

Loona stood up from where she was sitting and got inside of what seems to be Blitzo's office, she took a look at a portrait with her Blitzo, Millie and Moxxie in it before taking it off to open a safe where she took a fancy looking book.

Loona came back out to open and read it.

The symbol shrunk and a portal expanded from where the symbol disappeared twice as big.

The portal is in a shape of a circle with it's edges pulsating red on the wall.

"You have your guns ready Moxxie?"

"Yes sir."

"Millie you got everything you want to bring?"

"Yeah!"

"Then let's go!"

Millie, Moxxie and Blitzo went to the portal leading to Finn's backyard...

"Does this guy live in a forest?"

Blitzo said looking around Finn's backyard full of trees.

"No sir I think he just likes trees look at the other houses."

"Meh doesn't really matter he's gonna die soon anyways"

They stared at the house infront of them.

"Well I guess this is his where he lives." Blitzo said looking at Finn's house.

Moxxie took out a sniper, Millie an axe and Blitzo a golden percussion pistol.

All of them came close to Finn's house trying to sneak in.

Moxxie tried the door to see if it's unlocked or not.

"Hey, he left his door unl- nevermind."

"Yeah he left his windows are opened, Moxxie get in position outside were gonna do a little surprise for him hehe." Blitzo said already inside the house.

"Yeah, Moxxie good luck."

"Thanks."

After Moxxie left, Millie and Blitzo looked at every room ready to kill.

"Nothing?"

"He's not here, he's upstairs."

Both Millie and Blitzo slowly got upstairs not wanting to alarm Finn.

Finn who's unaware of happening is still laying on the bathtub sleeping...

When Millie and Blitzo arrived they were confused as to why all the doors are opened.

Millie and Blitzo just looked at each other and nodded as they split up looking for Finn.

"Whoa, this guy's totally kinky."

"What'd you find?"

"Heh, he's into dicks and he's got a bunch of them, some of them even bent." Blitzo said holding a metal rod.

"Umm Blitz, I don't think that's what he used them for."

"Then why do you think he's got a bunch of them?"

"I don't know."

"KJ, let's just go and find that guy."

After a minute of looking through all the doors, Millie immediately closed his nose as a strong horrific smell invaded his nose.

"Blitz!"

"What! did you fi- Eww fuck! what the fuck is that smell!?"

"I think it's that."

"Is that fucking acid? it melted through the floor and it smells like vomit fuck."

A splash was heard as they suddenly stopped talking and looked at what caused it they saw a trail of blood going to the bathroom door.

Both of them nodded to each other already knowing what to do.

Blitzo readied his gun as he rushed inside the bathroom.

"SURP-! AHH!"

"Blitz! you alr- ah!"

Blitzo and Millie slipped on the wet floor making them hit both of their head on the bathroom floor.

Blitzo and Millie immediately recovered and got back up before looking confused as they looked at Finn sleeping in the bathtub overflowing with water.

"Ah... FUCK! Did I really just used my head to kill a dead guy!?"

"Blitz look!"

"WHAT IS IT!?"

"Looks like somebody killed him."

"Millie let me ask something... do you think I'm BLIND!?"

"No?"

"And now my newly bought disguise is wet! Well that's just fucking GREAT isn't it!?"

Blitzo took a long breath before speaking again.

"Sorry what was that?"

"... What I'm sayin' is somebody got to us first, look at the wall."

Millie said pointing at a broken wall.

"Well it looks like somebody smashed his head on the wall."

"... Uhh so what do we do now?"

"Our jobs here pretty much done we just need to take a picture of him and make sure he's dead."

Blitzo pointed a gun at Finn's head and shot it making a hole in Finn's head.

"Yep he's dead alright, phew well I guess we have more time to not worry about other clients now. Now I'm just gonna give him a gun... put it in his hands, take a picture andddd we are done."

Blitzo and Millie returned to the backyard of Finn's house.

"Hey Moxxie! we're done let's return back!"

"You guys finished that fast?" Moxxie said running towards Blitzo and Millie.

"We found him dead in the bathtub."

"You found him... dead?"

"Yeah."

"Well did you check if he's really dead?"

"Chill your ass cheeks Moxxie, I put a bullet in his fucking head there's no way he's alive."

"Well that's reassuring."

"Come on let's go back, Millie."

"On it." Millie said taking out a chalk and making a symbol.

Loona who was reading some magazines was surprised as to how fast Blitzo and the others returned.

"Did you guys... did it or not?"

"Kinda."

"What do you mean by that?"

"We found him layin' in his bathtub, dead."

"Dead?"

"Yeah someone bashed his on the wall. So who's the next target?"

'What?... there's no way he would be found dead in the bathtub... I need to see that asshole dead for myself.' Loona thought as she remembers the time she was surprised by Finn's strength.

"Hellooo, Loona? you there?"

"Ah! Yeah here it is, make a symbol already okay?"

"Already on it." Millie said already making a symbol with a chalk.

After Millie was done Loona opened another portal to the human world and gave Blitzo a note identifying the target.

"Thanks Loony hang tight were going back soon so you don't get lonely here, bye!"

"Bye Blitz."

Time passed...

"We're back! Man! that was a fuck ton of fun!"

"Hell yeah!"

"Wooo!"

"Let's have a fuck ton of beer today too! Loona you coming?"

"I'll follow along."

"Okay, come on let's go!" Blitzo said excitedly to Millie and Moxxie.