Leo in Columbia

Leo was tied to a palm tree, the blindfold was removed, but the gag was left. Nearby was a coca plantation where haggard women worked. Guard was entrusted to young rosy-cheeked guys.

Big Latino approached Leo.

"You are a capitalist!" he said to Leo.

Leo mooed back.

"We fight for justice and communism all over the world!" continued Big Latino, "and that's why your father owes us a million dollars!"

Leo mooed back.

"Let's see how your father forks out when we mail him your finger!"

Leo mooed back.

"But first he gets your teeth in the mail!" and Big Latino punched Leo in the jaw.

Then hit again.

"They are not knocked out!?" he said in surprise.