I came out of the bathroom after having
my bath but there were no clothes for
me to wear because Doja tore the
clothes I wore yesterday. I picked up
my phone to call my assistant get me
some clothes but my phone's battery
was down, so I decided to use the
phone in the suite to call for room service
and in the process, get me some
clothes to wear. I picked up the phone
and realized it wasn't working. Obviously
it wasn't working on purpose. Where's
Doja? Is he planning on keeping me
prisoner here? Hahaha in this present
day and age what is he thinking? Does
he think that this is the Stone Age? Hmm!
He tore my clothes and left me no chance
of getting clothes right? Then he's in for
some drama. I guess he has never met a
crazy person before. I will show him crazy
because he doesn't know what crazy looks
like. I'm staying here naked till he comes.
Well speak of the devil and he appears.
"Hello, Chris the flirt. "Hello Doja the
perverted son of the old pervert, Laddan.
If that man was my father I would have
drowned him a long time ago but you
can't because both of you are the same.
Well, I don't want any arguments. All I want
is to leave here, so can you help me get a
new dress because you tore the one I wore
yesterday. "Oh! Do you also wear clothes? I
thought you are better off without your
clothes on. I even thought you were
having an exhibition." Really? When did I
ever say that? "You know, for a lady who
can seduce a man and his son, you've
rot some nerves asking for clothes."
Now listen to me Doja, I never seduced
your father neither did I ever seduce you.
"You sure know how to tell lies, Chris. So
you are trying to say I was the first random
guy you ever had sex with. It's obvious that
you sleep with different men without
minding their age, occupation, or size.
"How dare you say I sleep with different
men? You are wrong because I don't sleep
with different men. "Oh stupid me. Here
I was thinking you only do it with men.
I never knew you also do it with animals.
So tell me, which animals do you do that
with? Horses, Gorillas, or Orangutans."
You know what Doja? Yes I've done it
with an animal twice. A gorilla. No, that
was a mistake. I meant to say an
Orangutan, and that orangutan is you.
"Chris if you were a man, I would have
beaten you up but since you are a woman
and I am not a woman beater, there are
other ways to punish you. "Doja pl,ease
I'm done arguing. I'm tired, I need to go
home, I need to rest, and I also need to
work. "Okay, you can leave." How am I
supposed to leave without any clothes on?
"You are the one who wants to leave so
figure it out yourself."