Chapter 23: Joy Ride

I quickly stoop up from initial position, as I made a quick move to get myself ready for the meeting

"Let me quickly take my shower, I would be back in a jiffy"- Kelvin replied as he dashed off to the bathroom to get himself ready 

I sat down on his bed trying to wrap my head around so many things that are coming my way. Relocating at such an odd time of the year was surely not what I hoped for.

   Sounds like Kelvin's birthday was a disaster that ruined my relationship with my parents. Kelvin ran out of the shower after spending 12 minutes and he was kinda wet

I could actually see his bare butt hole through the light skin color on his towel. He actually took off the towel, thereby revealing his full nakedness to me 

  I would never dress in front of my male friends, but it is kinda normal for him and besides he knows that I am not a gay. So there is no reason to be scared whatsoever

"Why are you looking at me like that?"- Kelvin asked while trying to cover his body back with the towel he dropped on the bed

"Nothing bro, what do you want me to do, should I scream because I saw you naked?. Come on man, that's not how we roll"- I replied and burst into laughter 

"You are quite funny and I must say that being a comedian would really fit you so perfectly"- Kelvin replied while putting on his pants

 The tight pants had a spongebob squarepants sticker at the back, what the hell did I just see. Guess we have another spongebob lover in the house 

  I have never seen him watch cartoons before and barely looking at him, you will think he doesn't even have time for movies or whatever.

"Being a comedian won't fit me at all, I know what I am saying. I once tried to organize a stand up comedy show back in high school and I succeeded in making everybody laugh"- I replied with head buried in my hands 

"You see, I told you that comedy would fit you perfectly and here you are telling me about your experience during a stand up comedy"- He replied with a grin 

I paused and looked at him for a moment, trying to understand if he actually meant what he said. Does he even have any idea of what I am about to tell him next?.

"I succeeded in making everyone laugh but it wasn't my comedy that intrigued their laughter. It was something different and I feel so ashamed to talk about it right now"- I replied

Kelvin careful wore his T-shirt as he sat down close to me to hear the full story of my ridiculous moment in high school.

"So what happened then, how did you make them laugh, because I was actually there when people were laughing so profusely during the event. I didn't know if it was your joke that intrigued their laughter because I went to the rest room to ease myself while you were cracking some jokes"- He replied with a smile 

"Bro it's was an embrasssing moment for me that day and I felt that my whole world would just crash on my head that very day. I said some funny jokes and nobody laughed at it because they thought it was lame".

  I never knew they were going to laugh at something entirely different from my lame joke. While I was moving forward and backward like a hip hop star, I mistakenly tore the back side of my skinny jeans, thereby revealed my black buttocks"- I replied

"Oh my gosh, this is so hilarious and embrasssing at the same time"- Kelvin replied while trying to control his laughter as he fell off from the bed.

"I had no idea that my buttocks was revealed, because my underwear was equally torn too. Everything was too tight, I was busy walking about with a naked buttocks on stage.

  Everyone was laughing so hard to the extent that the headmaster even fell down to the ground while trying to control himself"- I replied with a frown on my face 

Kevin kept laughing on the floor like someone who was being shooked with a rod in his anus. I felt quite happy by his amusement and I never even believed he would even laugh at such a serious matter.

  And I surely know that he would tell Micheal about this sad experience of mine too. He is a blabber mouth, his mouth can't a secret for long except he forgets about what you told him 

"Bro, that's enough. Let's get ready and head over to see Micheal, we are not even on the road yet. You know it's going to take fifty minutes to get there on time"- I replied while pulling him from the floor 

"Am so sorry bro, It's just so funny and sad that you were displaying your money buttocks to a crowd of 1000+ students in the hall that very day. No wonder they laughed so hard that day. are you sure no one recorded that event?"- Kelvin asked 

"They recorded and posted it on twitter. the post hit 2million likes and they all tagged me as "Ugly buttocks". I met with the principal back then and the post was taken down with immediate effect.

"How come I didn't see the post on twitter or was it taken down the same day it was posted?."- He asked 

"Yes it was, my dad got angry when he saw the tweet and he even sued the twitter user who posted it and she had to pay $100,000 for damages".- I replied while trying to properly arrange my self because I'm not too comfortable at the moment

"That's harsh man, your dad should have tampered justice with mercy. It's not quite okay for a student to pay the sum of $100,000 for damages. Guess her parents would have to take a loan to pay up the fees."- Kelvin replied

"That's none of my business, why would she post a thing like that when she knows about the consequences Involved. That's by the way, let's move fast"- I replied while trying to push Kelvin out of the room

I don't Micheal to wait for us for too long, he might get tired and leave, besides I am the one who needs him more than ever. Can't travel to Washington DC alone, I need someone by my side at least to keep me company over there.

  It was quite hard for me to cope with the fact that I would leave the comfort of my house for somewhere I have never been to before. I would lodge in a hotel by the way and would probably take a tour around the city 

"Bro relax, why are you such in a hurry. we would still get there on time, have you forgotten that I can drive very fast like Paul walker from fast and furious?"- Kelvin asked 

"I know and that's why I said we should leave on time, I don't want you to start driving like a mad and get us killed. Life is too short to lose like that and by the way I do love it when you drive fast, but not all the time"- I replied

He laughed again as we both left the room together, we walked down the stairs and we went straight to the parlour. I felt so relaxed to see the beautiful parlour once more and I knew that it was nice of his mother to employ the services of good wall Designers.

"Please tell Mr Rooney to provide me with the keys to the new Bentley Bentayga car. I will like to take it on a joy ride today and let me see some of the features of the car and also test run it for any error"- Kelvin called out to one of his maids 

Mr Rooney walked up to Kelvin and said something to his ear, perhaps it was an instruction not to let him leave the house to go out with the new car.

   They were both deliberating about an unknown issue till Kelvin finally broke the silence

"I just want to take the car for a test run, I don't want to use it to attend a club meeting or party with my friends. It's just for a test run and by the way I will inform my mom when she gets back so just relax man"- Kelvin said to Mr Rooney 

"Your mother has given me strong instructions not to allow that car to leave the premises, and I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience this has caused you. And there's nothing I can do about it "Mr Rooney responded in soft tone 

It was immediately apparent to me that Kelvin's mother was very similar to my own mother. They actually want to take control of everything and ensure that their rule is the only rule that is followed at all times.

They aren't even interested in listening to what others have to say before imposing their rules and regulations.

"This isn't fair at all, guy. Despite the fact that I have previously stated that I will inform my mother when I return, you refuse to allow me to drive the car. All you have to do now is hand me the keys to the Mercedes Benz C-class." - Kelvin responded with a look of dissatisfaction written over his face

"You stated that you merely wanted to take the car for a test drive, correct?"

The first time I saw Kelvin's mother walk through the front door, I was terrified to death.

Kelvin was taken aback when his mother walked through the door, and the question she asked would immediately give you the impression that she had been listening to our conversation for quite some time before she threw her question.

"Yes, ma'am, good day, my dearest mother. I just wanted to take your new car for a spin to see how it handles. There's nothing else, ma "In response, Kelvin said with a grin on his face.

"All well, I trust that Andrew will make certain that you don't drive at excessive speeds and crash my vehicle, or else it's going to be an unpleasant experience for the both of you."

- She responded with a serious expression on her face.

I don't feel good about this at all, especially when Kelvin insists that he wants to take his mom's car on a joy ride 

"Okay, mum, I'm not going to bash your brand new automobile. You have my word on it "When Kelvin replied, he smiled and leaned forward to give his mother a kiss on the cheek

"Okay, honey, Mr Rooney Please pass over the keys to him and ensure that the cleaner is informed to wash the other cars. Some of them are really dusty at the moment "- Kelvin's mother said 

Kelvin snatched the keys from Mr Rooney and we dashed towards the car, almost completely forgetting to say goodbye to his mother. So i quickly rushed back to greet her

"Hello, ma'am. Good afternoon" i greeted 

"Hello, my love. Good day. You're looking particularly handsome and stunning today; how are your parents doing, by the way?" - She inquired.

My response was, "They're doing wonderful, and it's a pleasure to ride in your new automobile, by the way."

"Not a problem; I'll chat with your mother later in the day. Please convey my greetings to your father when you see him"- she said and gave me a kiss on my forehead

"I will take care of that, my queen, and I wish you a pleasant day ahead"- I said.

Kelvin continuously stared at me with mischievous eyes since it was clear that he didn't enjoy the fact that his mother had kissed me on the forehead earlier.

 "Don't be envious Kelvin, okay, come and collect yours too." Kelvin's mother said after she noticed the look on Kelvin's face 

"I wasn't envious, because I was merely waiting for my turn, which had finally arrived, and I will be returning back home in three hours. Please don't think about me too much "-Kelvin said with a little smile on his face.

We both ran straight for the automobile, and I was truly taken aback by the incredible body style the vehicle had to offer. It appeared to be really stunning, and the last time I checked, the car was worth a whopping sum of $100,000.

Kelvin's mother, on the other hand, deserves it  because she works extremely hard all day to keep her late husband's business above the sea level. So she deserves the best when it comes to automobiles and other exciting things.

"This car is incredibly wonderful, and my mother has a fantastic sense of what is pleasing to the eyes. I'm looking forward to driving this car to the club "- Kelvin said while unlocking the vehicle

So, what exactly did I just hear? I thought he had promised not to drive to the club, so why is he changing his mind now? Maybe I should go to his mother and tell her about his plan, if he doesn't want me getting involved because I won't be a party to this plot.

"I thought you made a commitment to your mother not to drive the car to the club, why are you changing your mind right now?" i asked 

He glanced at me with one eye, as if he was a pirate, I turned my attention back to him, eager to see what he intends to do next.

"Come on, she won't know we drove to the club with the car, and moreover, if something goes wrong, she won't know. I have enough money to put an end to the problems and set us free, brother "- He responded back 

"No way, I'm not going to fall for this scheme of yours, this is how your cousin managed to get me to drink so much Hennessy on your birthday. Even though I ended up in the hospital with my buttocks exposed, I'm not going to fall for this again. It's best if we drop the car and take yours so that if anything goes wrong, we'll have something to fall back on. You will accept full responsibility for your actions and will avoid placing your mother in a state of fury as a result of this crazy plan of yours"- I reacted angrily

"Come on, man, you're acting a little too terrified for my liking. However, as you pointed out, I don't want to put my mother in a state of rage that would make her react negatively to me so i think i will agree with you this time "- Kelvin said 

"I'm not scared of anything, I am only trying to avoid trouble and stay on the safe side of life. I don't want us to get in trouble like what happened in your birthday event"- I replied while patting Kelvin at the back like a little boy