If I stay here for a minute more, I might disgrace myself.
Blondie is the man every mom warns her daughter of.
With cheeks beat red I stood up from my chair, “am afraid I have to go, had a long restless journey”
Blondie smirked, “says the sleeping princess who was carried in”.
My eyes widened in surprise when I heard his words.
Does that mean he saw me as I was being carried in?
I cleared my throat," that might have been the case, the body of my carrier was so rough and uncomfortable I didn't relax in my sleep”.
“ My body is as comfortable and soft as a king-sized bed, you wouldn't know the differences”, he winked.
Redy shoved him, "stop teasing the poor boy, his cheeks can't be redder than a squished tomato”
I hurriedly bade farewell to my new acquittance as I hurried out the door.
Kwofo was hot on my heels, “you didn't stay for dinner to commence”, he glared at me," I could have at least filled my stomach with enough food to satisfy your pervy self”, he winked, “although am glad you crave my body to the extent you couldn't wait to be in it again”.
It is nowhere safe, I'm pestered at the royals' table, and now my aide wants to start from where they stopped.
“Can't you take a break, Kwofo?”
He smiled, “says the male that can go more than three times a night”, oh god's have mercy.
“ What have I done wrong to deserve you?” I seriously meant the question, but like everything with Kwofo, he took it as a joke.
“All you've done is stay handsome and pretty”, he smiled at me.
“What if your girlfriend?”
He frowned at my question, “which girlfriend?”, he looked confused.
“The one that sat with you earlier, remember?”
His eyes dawned in realization, “you mean Jionu?”
I nodded my head, “yes, who else did you think I was referring to?, or”, I leaned towards him," Is there anyone I am missing?”
He blushed.
“ Shut up your perv”
I smirked," kettle calling pot black huu?”
He didn't reply, he preceded us to our room.
One good turn deserves another they say, to me, one teasing word deserves others.
Who knows if this will teach him not to disturb me.
I flung myself on the remade bed, “life's so good”, I moaned, and my stomach took that as a clue to start mumbling.
“The disadvantage of leaving the dining hall before eating”, Kwofo chuckled in his position on the armchair.
“They were the cause of it!”
Blondie will pay for this when I'm through with him, he will regret ever meeting me.
I will skin him alive and use his hide to make a coat.
His flesh will be eaten by me, I will roast him thoroughly, salt him very well and__
“I don't want to know what you're thinking about with your face as murderous as a killer”, I smiled evilly, “I am thinking of ways to murder you and make it look like an accident”, I smirked.