"Class was awesome!", I gushed while leaning back on my armchair, "my magic partner Happy is the funniest of all".
Kwofo grunts as a reply but otherwise kept silent; he's not happy because of the party about to happen tonight.
The poor baby wants to follow me to party, "you know you can't follow me there, it's strictly for royals", I tell him for the fifth time today.
"You can make an excuse for me to enter the party you know?", he sidles up to me, "please Buchim, I don't want to attend tye aide's party; Jionu will verbally cut my ears off".
Laughing I wave his words off, " she will do nothing of that sort to you Kwofo; after all she's just a female", I don't tell him most females are far stronger than two males put together.
" You're saying this because you don't know her", he whines.
" You're stronger than that Kwofo; you can survive a night with her", I thought on what I wanted to say, " moreover you can always fake an illness; I've seen you do that a time or two", he's the king of acting ofcourse.
" She will see through my lies", he wasn't letting me breathe, "she's known to sniff the lies off a person three miles away", he whines the more.
"Kwofo you know I can't take you with me; taking you to the royals' party will look somehow on not only me but you also", I pinch his cheeks, " I won't live through Blondie's taunts about me needing a guard because of my insecurities", I don't need such things in my life.
He gives me his best puppy dog eyes, " I will be happy to trail after you like a puppy".
ofcourse he will; since he've made his feelings known, he hardly holds back on words to say.
" Kwofo try all you may, I can't take you with me; you will have a great time with the aide than you will with me", I smile as if my words are the greatest motivational words of the century.
" I won't allow you attend the party without me; it's either you take me with you or you won't attend any", he folds his arms like a child telling her parents she won't attend school without a cookie( I don't know what those expressions means, but Avel makes use of those expressions alot).
"Ok", I sigh as if am finally agreeing to his pleadings; a genuine smile lit up his face like how a Christmas light makes the night bright, " I will attend alone", his face fell at my words; guess he was hoping I will take his old arse with me.
" But, I will check up on you every 30 minutes to make sure Jionu haven't verbally killed you", that's the most stupid words I've ever pronounced.
What in Okumu is ' verbally killing? '.
He wipes the fake tears from his eyes, "thank you, at least it's better than enjoying your party without thinking of me", he smiles;