Chapter Eight

　　"Yes... yes yes yes... sorry!"

　　You stared at Hisoka slightly wet trousers, and hurriedly stammered an apology, almost speechless in fright.　

It's all Tonpa fault! ! How could you bump into Hisoka if it wasn't for his broken drink! But you apologized, and you thought that he would not cut off your arm, but the facts confirmed a sentence: If the apology is useful, why do you need the police. Hisoka didn't accept your apology at all.It seems that dirty pants are much more serious than being touched. He still smiled strangely, and the system automatically switched to the combat state.

　System prompt: The clown whose trousers were stained has launched an attack on you.

　　Help, help!

　　You are in a panic, now you have no chance of winning against Hisoka, even if you kill a thousand fur wolves, you are still no match for him!

　　What will happen if you lose the battle and die? You have never thought about it, and you have no chance to think about it—because before you have time to move, Hisoka has already waved a poker to you, and you only feel a tightness in the neck, and then the front of your eyes Everything started to blur.

　System prompt: The clown launched a normal attack.

　　Carrot Potato Life - 159.

　　Wait a minute, you don't want to die yet! You haven't passed the 4LV, haven't been to Hawaii, haven't caught up with the perfect drama, and haven't dated the handsome guy in school, and most importantly...the clothes you ordered on online shoping haven't arrived yet, you Haven't had a chance to try it yet!

　　The subtitles continue, the system is worse than you imagined.

　　The fragile carrot potato died...

　　GAME OVER…

　　Probably the most unjust death in the history of the game, when you are in a miserable state of mind, darkness covers you...

　　I never thought that death would come so quickly, and I never imagined that I would die like this. What does it feel like to die? You don't know, you only know that after the pain and the brief darkness, you found your body intact in your bed at home.

　　? ? ?

　　You didn't have a broken neck or a broken leg, you touched your head, and climbed off the bed in doubt, looking at your dull face in the mirror, your heart was full of question marks.

　　You should have been instantly killed by Hisoka, and you vaguely remember that before you died, you heard the beating system prompt: "Carrot Potato was killed by the poker clown, and no one has seen her whereabouts since then... "Do you want to do this!

　　But when you turned around and saw the diary spread out on the desk, you immediately realized it.　

　　"Carrot Potato, remember to record your adventures at any time..."

　　What your mother said echoed in your mind, and you realized that you might have read the archive.

　　Put on the civilian clothes with defense +2 again, and go downstairs with a small wooden stick. You are pleasantly surprised to find that the scene that happened before has reappeared—Gon is waiting for you downstairs in your house: "You overslept, carrot and potato, If we don't start, we won't be able to catch the ship!"

　　Actually read the archive...

　　You were overjoyed, thinking that the record was saved, but suddenly another thought flashed: If you haven't kept the record, can't the original name be changed? You don't want to call carrot potato…

　　But there are not many opportunities in the world to give you regret. After Gon joined the team, you took him out, but this time you didn't rush to the port. You walked along the road to find the NPCs with exclamation marks on their heads and asked for a conversation.

　　"Ah... it's Carrot Potato. Aunt Mazi's back pain is coming back again. Can you help me collect the horns of ten bleating sheep?"

　　"sure."

　　You accepted the commission without thinking, and when you opened the status bar again, you found that the commission had been recorded in the memo column.

　　Glancing at Gon behind him, he is still looking at you innocently. With a small smile, you headed to the back mountain of Whale Island with your accompanying Gon confidently.

　　leveling! Find Tonpa and find Hisoka revenge!

　　These two thoughts become your only current goals. Hisoka's normal attack only lost 159 points of HP... That's right, "only", what does this mean? Think about it! At that time, you were only LV3, and your defense power was only 14! You still have a lot of room for growth, there is no BOSS that cannot be defeated! As long as you persist in leveling, you will definitely be able to knock Hisoka down!

　　Encouraging yourself so much, your fighting spirit is burning, but when you are about to enter the mountain, you suddenly feel an invisible force behind you holding you back, and at the same time Gon stopped and stopped you with a voice: "You are doing What! Carrot Potato, the boat is about to sail!"

　　Huh? Didn't those task NPCs that popped up before departure just appear for you to level up?

　　You are a little confused, if you just go to take the hunter test with Gon like this, aren't you still looking for a dead end? You are not fooled.

　　Although the hope may not be high, you still want to fight. In the past, playing RPG game system was condemned to death, but now you are in the game yourself, can't you resist those damn settings? So you worked hard, shook your head and said to Gon, "I have to go to the back mountain first, Gon."

　　"But it's time to sail, Carrot Potato!" said Gon, looking at you innocently.

　　"I really have to go to the back mountain, Gon." You didn't give up, and said again.

　　"We won't be in time, Carrot Potato!" Gon lines changed, but he still insisted on stopping you.

　　"I have to go! Otherwise, I won't take the hunter test! Why don't Gon you go on the boat alone!" You finally lost your patience, and yelled at Gon in anger.

　　Unexpectedly, the force that was dragging you suddenly disappeared instantly. The expression on Gon's face also changed. He frowned slightly, nodded slightly uneasy and said, "Okay then, carrot and potato, you go and come back quickly, I'll wait for you at the foot of the mountain."

　　Huh...?

　　Gon's answer made you stunned again. Did he just...compromise?

　　It doesn't make sense, it's clearly set by the system, how could you let go after arguing for a while? But if you achieved your goal, you didn't go into it. Although there are some differences from the beginning, it may become more troublesome to join the battle without Gon, but you can also start leveling-as long as the plot task time is not triggered, you will not advance. Make good use of the time before sailing, Try to be strong!

　　Full of ambition, you pulled weeds and ate grass all the way up the mountain. After killing a few fur wolves with a small wooden stick, your whole body withered again.

　　Fighting is not a problem, and there is no shortage of recovery medicines, but collecting the materials dropped after the battle...is a big problem.

　　Just picking up coins one by one will take you a lot of time, and the efficiency is extremely low. If you continue like this, you will have to wait until the year of the how long if you want to take revenge. If you want to improve efficiency, you have to stop picking up those coins. You coins, your heart is pierced like a knife, oh... dear coins, mom... Mom can't give up on you!

　　You are still scratching the ground for the renunciation that you can't give up, and at this time there is a ding ding dong dong system prompt in your ear: Are you still troubled by collecting the money and materials dropped after the battle? Don't worry, head back to the Whale Bar in the village and hire a servant.

Huh huh?

　　This is your third accident today, but soon you are a little annoyed: why did you not remind you until now? Your waist picking up gold coins is almost broken!

You walked back annoyed with your backpack, and when you went down the mountain, you saw Gon standing motionless at the foot of the mountain waiting for you. When you walked past him, Gon said "It's been a long time, are we going now? Carrots and potatoes", and then joined the team again."

　　You ignored Gon, and quickly ran back to the Whale Bar in the town, and then talked to the fat boss in front of the counter: "I want to hire a servant."

　　"No problem, we have many excellent followers here."

　　The fat boss smiled ho ho, took out a bell from under the counter and rang it, and then ran out of the room inside three very poor-looking people, standing side by side in front of you like animals waiting to be selected.

　　"Please choose your preferred employee."

　　The boss smiled and said, you can't help but frown, the three people you can choose are...a short, fat man with a runny nose, a sloppy middle-aged man, who looks relatively normal, but is naked, wearing only a pair of clothes all over his body. Big guy in yellow panties...

　　Nothing looks right...

　　"is there no one else?" You looked at the three people with disgust and asked.

　　"No anymore, if you want a better follower, go to the big city." The owner of the weapon shop said with a smile.

　　"...All right."

　　Maybe your current level is not enough, you can only hire this kind of people. You comforted yourself like this, and reluctantly returned to those three people, and looked over one by one.

　　System prompt: No. 1 Hans, a fat middle-aged man. Alcoholic, bad-tempered, with a quirk of smelling other people's smelly socks, and after divorcing he became addicted to gambling. Employment Amount 400, Mobility 26, Loyalty 43...

　　Leaving aside alcoholism or a bad temper, what kind of weird setup is it to like to smell other people's stinky socks... You shake your head, jump over him, and come to number two with a dirty-looking face and a big beard.

　　No. 2 Ricky, a sloppy middle-aged big man, because he is very lazy, he doesn't change his clothes all the year round, and his wife ran away from home because he couldn't bear him not taking a shower. The amount of employment is 550, the action power is 23, and the loyalty is 79.

　　PASS! Without even thinking about it, you jumped over him, as if you could smell the stench emanating from him, you quickly moved away from him.

　　There is only number three left, and you have been wondering why he is only wearing a pair of underwear. After seeing the system prompt, you feel that you may have entered the world of funny comics by mistake...

　　No. 3 Harrison, a bodybuilding coach with strong muscles, is full of confidence in his figure and likes to show off his muscles on the street wearing only tight underwear. Because his wife cheated and ran away with others, he lacks a sense of trust. The amount of employment is 1000, the action is 60, and the loyalty is 55.

　　Help... isn't there a normal person!

　　"Have you decided? Who are you going to hire?"

　　"I...let me think about it again..."

　　You stared at these three people for a long time, and finally despaired. With a stern face, you took out four hundred rings from your bag, and slapped them on the table of the bar unwillingly.

　　"It's Hans..."

Compared with exhibitionists and dirty men... having eccentricities is nothing!