upsidedown logic

when baby was done, he exited the dressing room. he was wearing a long, red round-collar robe with a long sleeve and a black putou (cap) which has a brocade brim. and curved wings. "beauty, has anyone ever told you that you look good on red." Rosa commented immediately he baby stepped out of the dressing room. baby decided to ignore him because Rosa loves to play tricks with his words. Rosa was wearing a red inner top, red inner skirts, a black ru Jacket(outer garment) with a black outer skirt. he was also wearing a red belt with a jade attached to it. his sleeves were tied with a red material and he was wearing a black leather like boots. his hair was tied into a ponytail. baby's eyes twitched. out of the colours in the world, why did he have to choose red and black. baby looked away but glanced at him again. what's wrong? I saw something just now. his sword tassel is cool. that must be it. and I think that his sword is also cool. no that isn't it. baby narrowed his eyes trying to figure out what's wrong with Rosa's outfit.

"beauty, I know I'm handsome but if you continue staring at me, we won't be able to get things done." baby scoffed and looked at his waist. this is it, why is the jade broken?, where is the broken part of it?. baby removed his cap and touched his hairpin. he removed it and his hair fell. baby rolled his eyes, why can't they pack the hair with a hairband? isn't this too unnecessary?. he looked at the hairpin and saw that the jade was attached or should I say the hairpin was carved from the broken part of the jade. what is this supposed to mean huh? is this boy and his president crazy? when did they even have the time to do all this. Kyle glared at baby and said "why did you remove the hairpin? you could have just ask." Ryan smiled, boss is really meticulous, he could even notice something as little as that. he brought a stood for baby to sit and stood behind him. "give the hairpin to me, I'd pack the hair for you." baby gave the hairpin a last glance before handing it to Ryan. Ryan packed his hair into a bun and inserted the hairpin. Rosa stared at Ryan then and baby then back to Ryan again. just like that? I thought he was going to chase me around for a few minutes. this little manager asked for the hairpin once and he handed it over. even Kyle was quite surprised having someone like this around Dana isn't that bad. everything has been going smoothly. i need someone like him as my assistant, he is suitable to be Kyle's assistant. Kyle and Rosa thought at the same time. if Ryan knew what was going on in their heads, he'll surely object instantly. "beauty, I never knew you could be this obedient, little manager, you are Kyle's assistant right?" Rosa asked. Ryan shook his head "I'm just here to assist him for a day."

Rosa sighed "Kyle is actually quite pitiful, all the assistants he had quitted halfway because they can't handle those three demons, especially Dana." Ryan rolled his eyes mentally, don't make it that pitiful, I know the story. "why are you telling me all this?"

"I just want you to consider being Kyle's assistant manager."

"NO." Ryan replied. "why?" Kyle asked. "I'm a student." Ryan replied. "Dana is also a student." Rosa said. "I have to read. case closed, Dana let's go." baby nodded and stood up. Rosa smiled and followed behind "Dana is also a student, and I heard that he's the best student in his school." Ryan spasmed his lips, you know quite much about boss, but you can compare me to him, If he read once, he understands while I have to read the same thing three to four times, thanks I ain't interested."thanks but I already have a part-time job, no it's two part time jobs."

"that isn't a problem, just make this your third part time job, don't worry, if it's too much, you can quit one and we'd pay you twice your salary." Rosa replied. Ryan grinned, paying me twice of my salary isn't that bad, if he can double the amount boss pays me monthly, then I don't need a part-time job anymore. baby looked at him from the corner of his eyes, hope it's not what I'm thinking, if you're thinking about doubling the money I pay you monthly, you can as well rob a bank.

Ryan was about to agree when he remembered something, wait! if I agree to become Kyle's assistant, does that mean that I'd also become Romeo and Raymond's manager? I'd better not. "who do you think I am huh? do you think I'd be moved by doubling my salary? let me tell you, I'm not someone who gets swayed by money."

baby's face twitched, are you sure? "how about I triple your salary?"

Ryan took a deep breath, what's the meaning of shame? who's Raymond, who's Romeo. he smiled and said "are you sure about that?" baby scoffed. "what is left for you to do is to get a gun."

Ryan put his hand on the right side of his chest and said "it freaking hurts, you are actually calling me a thief? I haven't even said yes but you are already insulting me indirectly. I wanted to agree but I don't think I can bear this insult." baby became speechless, this guy is really shameless, "your heart is at the left side."

Ryan looked at him and said "did I say that my heart hurts? whenever I'm emotional, my chest hurts." Ryan replied and started sobbing without tears. baby gasped, does he have to be so dramatic?, what kind of upsidedown logic is that.

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baby was sitting on top of the roof, while Rosa was sitting beside him. baby looked around, we can just do this in the studio, do I really have to sit on top of this roof? what if I fall off. he rubbed his chin and looked at Rosa an evil thought came to his mind, how about I kick him off and today's shoot will have to be postponed till further notice. he then shook his head, if I do that, I'd have to put up with Rosa again. baby yawned, rested his head on Rosa's shoulder and gazed at the sky. Rosa also looked up and the photographer quickly snapshot this moment. Ryan rolled his eyes, others would think that Boss already got into character by resting on Rosa's shoulder but he's just being lazy. he looked at the photographer and stiffed his laughter, what is he doing on the roof? ohh I see, I guess he's looking for a perfect angle to snap them.

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baby looked at Rosa, we could have gotten along smoothly if you aren't so annoying. Rosa also looked at baby and smiled. "do you know that you're more beautiful than the sunrise? how about I stare at you instead." baby grinned, it seems like we are done here, how many times have I told this idiot not to use beautiful for me, I'm a guy ok?. baby stretched out his hands and pushed Rosa off. "I guess the nurses in the hospital will be more pleasing to the eyes."