Neonkilz

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He sees all and knows all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while all other choices lead to doom. The seer's words are absolute.
How might you recognize him you ask...?
There have been rumors of this man who wears all black. He wears from a Black Hermit Hat to black robes draped with thin black silk. And his eyes shine a clean crimson glare when provoked. He also carries a Demonic Black Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young.

Murim Is Cringe

"I so totally knew Neon wasn't his real name," exclaimed the eldest daughter of the Gu's.

"Now, now, girls, be careful. There is a steep slope over on this side," warned Miss Gu, catering to Muer.

"I can't say. This is a meaningless activity we should be talking about girl stuff, yes?" Ling Yue replied, getting pink, not just because of the water in the spring.

"We are talking girl stuff this is girl stuff," said the eldest daughter.

"You know, I don't think even Li Mie knows you are ahead," she whispered, pushing her weight and pulling her head as if to steer her into a corner.

Worthless, however, that was. Miss Gu showed up anyway.

"Sorry about that, what were you girls talking about..." she asked, sprouting out of the water.

"Oh, but of course, you were. You know, back when I was young, I had sooo many suitors," Miss Gu bragged, but none of the girls were interested.

Mu'er Says Fuck You