Neonkilz

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He sees all and knows all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while all other choices lead to doom. The seer's words are absolute.
How might you recognize him you ask...?
There have been rumors of this man who wears all black. He wears from a Black Hermit Hat to black robes draped with thin black silk. And his eyes shine a clean crimson glare when provoked. He also carries a Demonic Black Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young.

Murim Is Cringe

No, why do you fail me now, body? Why now? After I got dressed and left... right as I reach the door, you fail me. What's with this delayed reaction? How horribly late it hits me.

Oh, those slender legs, I felt those. Wait, I get it's Murim, but was that even consensual? This place sucks; it's rubbing off on me. That was sexual harassment.

No, no, that's not the problem. It's me, it's... this body, it's not normal. That has to be it. There is no way I am unable to suppress my emotions and feelings. I'm not human; something is definitely off. And not just with me... her as well.

"Yo, system. What's wrong with me?"

"Reply, bastard. You know what's up."

"This is not an urge like normal people have... this shell... It's screaming at me. It's telling me it will wither and die if its demands are not met."

I feel weak; it's nauseating... I can't muster the strength to get off the ground. Something's very wrong.

Coffee Making