Neonkilz

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He sees all and knows all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while all other choices lead to doom. The seer's words are absolute.
How might you recognize him you ask...?
There have been rumors of this man who wears all black. He wears from a Black Hermit Hat to black robes draped with thin black silk. And his eyes shine a clean crimson glare when provoked. He also carries a Demonic Black Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young.

Murim Is Cringe

"OH NO, IT'S AN EMERGENCY! AN EMERGENCY!" Envy exited the elevator, his big belly bouncing up and down as he continued to pose as the doctor. "OUR TENTACLE LORD—HIS BALLS! HIS BALLS, THEY HAVE STOPPED WORKING!"

"i was not expecting to hear something like this today."

"what do you mean? this was bound to happen! the bastard is always at it, day and night, all month long!"

"DONORS! WE NEED DONORS!" Envy cried, running towards one of the demons.

"OWOOO, GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME, OLD MAN! I'M NOT A DONOR!"the demon resited back off running backwrds.

Envy switched targets, receiving a similar response from another demon.

"STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY!"scremed the other running away from him as well

"PLEASE, DON'T RESIST! I AM UNDER STRICT ORDERS TO GRAB THE FIRST DEMON I SEE AND EXTRACT HIS BALLS!"Envy continued shoting at the top of his lungs.

The Greedy Donor Scheme