Neonkilz

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. 
The seer's words are absolute.
How might you recognize him you ask...?
There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young.

P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Murim Is Cringe

"Hey, MOVE IT. MY problems are bigger than yours! THAT SPOT IS MINE!" yelled a sobbing man.

"SHUT UP! Mine are clearly more significant than yours. The spot is mine!" responded another, also crying uncontrollably.

"HALT! I COMMAND YOU!" boomed a voice as the commotion reached a peak. The guards had finally been summoned, and the captain stormed over, voice ringing out like a thunderclap.

"Why do you all fight amongst yourselves? We've received reports of nudity here. Have you all gone insane?" he roared again.

"Crazy? How dare you call us crazy! We're normal… *I'm* normal," one of the men sobbed, trembling. "You hear me? I'm normal... *bu huuuu*"

Best Shit I Ever Wrote!