Chapter 4
He sat on his bed,, his head was ringing like the sound of a stainless steel after it hit another stainless steel...that irritating noise,,
He rubbed his eyes and stood up and walked to the bathroom-- he looked at himself in the mirrow,,,,
"what happened last night"?
He laughed at himself..his eyes were as bright as the full moon,,,
"i hope Sasha didn't see me..wow"- his eyes widened---Shit! minus one point for me,,
While he was about to freshen up with a hot shower and beer as his usual morning routine on weekends a call came through,,,
he rushed to it before it went to voicemail-- he wanted answers,,,
Surprisingly it was an unsaved number,,
"hmm who could this be",, he watched it ring for 30 seconds wondering if he should take the call or not,,, in those seconds he remembered how he and his kindergarten friends used to call people and prank them just for the fun of it and how people used to panic at their terrified voices thinking they are in trouble---such naughty kids!!
He finally picked up the call,,,
Hello--With a deep sexy voice that got the caller lost for words for a few seconds!!
Ummm!! kgmmm! i ummm--She swallowed and gathered herself,,,,
"i just wanted to ask if you got home safe""?
"Who am i speaking to i dont have this number as one of my digits..
"ohhh excuse my manners,,,Its Donny"
"Wow i thought as much---annoyed! for a second he wished it was Sasha---
"Sorry what,,?
"Nahh nothing,,, about that what happened last night,,?
"What do you mean,, ?everyone was having a good time,, so i am just checking if everyone got home safe,,,
"All 100 of us..?
"ummm not really,,,but yeah most of you--scraching her head in embarrassment on the other side of the call!
he figured she doesn't know what happened to him after that puff he quickly cut the conversation short...
"Well yeah i got home safe thanks it was a great party i am glad i came,,"
"yeah i am also glad you came"
"Yeah sure bye"
"ummmm"
he cut the call----
beep!beep!beep!
I love you--She said on the other side of the call,,,,
Minutes after freshening up, he made himself breakfast,, it was suprising how super hungry he was..which was unusual--!
"hmmmm that's odd"--whispering to himself
He pulled out his Kentucky fried chicken he bought as his supper before "you know who" persuaded him to come to the party,,,it was 8 pieces of chicken,, his favorite meal
before he warmed it up,, he took one piece and finished it fast--
woah--Why the hell am i eating fast!!
He continued warming the rest of the food and a knock came through,,,
"Coming" in a low voice
the knock continued,,harder this time
"i said i am coming"--in a loud annoyed voice
geez!! who knocks like this early this morning don't they know people are sleeping,,,
He opened the door and it was Tim
Tim--Hi man
Ethen--Dude why the hell you knocking like a fucking police early this morning,, people are sleeping
Tim--Its 10 am and you are up
Ethen--Well some are still half alive
Tim-Well friend i am glad you are not them
__he walked inside,,, he sniffed
wow it smells nice in here,, what's cooking?
Well its food,,and i am not giving you until you tell me how i got home
Tim looked at him and bursted in laughter he laughed so hard until tears came out of his eyes...
duuuude!! i think you should give me food first i am gona need energy for this one!! um hungry to talk...
He gave him 3 pieces of meat which he finished within seconds...
mmmm shit is good..what is this,,?
its KFC!!
wow its tastes good like the pussy of Isabella dawg that chick she got like the finest punani..everytime i hit it she be like ohh Tim!! Right there babe right there..mann i miss my freak!!
Ethen looked at him,,
what,,,!!!
Nothing,,,So tell me,
What happened...?!
ohh that man he bursted in laughter....dawg you should have seen your self hahaha wooooahhhh!!!
Tim stop!!
Haha ok! ok! he took one look at him once again and he died,, tears started to fall from his eyes,, he fell down on the floor and laughed so hard he even struggled to breath like a goat getting slaughtered taking its last breath....
Tim stop!! fuck you man tell me
ok cool ,,well Alpha boy i dont even know you deserve to call yourself an Alpha anymore because wow!! your Alphaness was nowhere to be found..I have never seen someone react like that to weed even me i didn't do that, you smoked right!!
he looked at him with a bit of a serious face,,,,___
Tim continued,,, i dont know what the fuck you were doing,,,
After taking those puffs i dont know which planet you went to,,, you cried for no reason,after that you started laughing so i was like ok! ok! cool he is now enjoying it!! then you started screaming saying you seeing a ghost,,, You ran across the pool shirtless
Ethen looked at him,,,
"well luckily there were not a lot of people there",,,, by a lot of people i mean Sasha was no where to be found..think she went home or summm!!
He felt a deep sigh!!
___And then this one is going to shock you!!
__And then you kissed Donny,, you literally just went to her and kissed her.....!!
She was shocked but knowing that she likes you um sure the poor thing probably didnt sleep...
dawg you lie i did no such a thing,,,
ohh here i got the whole thing on Camera,,,
He took his phone out and showed him,,his eyes widened,,,,daaa hell!! He started to laugh seeing himself as if he was possessed....I am never smoking again...
Yeah you shouldn't,,,,
They looked at each other and bursted in laughter....
So yeahhh thats how you got home....
I had to carry you after that deep unconscious moment...and man were you heavy you owe me...i should have been the one eating those 4 pieces of chicken....
fuck no!!! you are a negative vibrational experience haha...Why didn't you even stop me from kissing Donny!!!
i dont know i dont even know where you went to..maybe wherever you went to, you felt Donny needed some birthday Kiss or some allien told you....
i swear when i find that allien i am going to punch it in the face!!!
Soooo thats why Donny called me in the morning talking about checking on people if they got home safe bla bla!!! what a mess!!
She is so into you...the bracelet and the kiss sealed everything for her..women!!
Women are funny creatures she is even planning y'alls wedding by now....and i bet she is picturing herself serving under your leadership
"ohhh take me Ethen ohh my gawddddd yesss yessss ohhhh yeeeesssss mmmmmmm!!!
Ethen looked at him and laughed...you watch too much porn,,,
nahhh nowadays they dont make nice videos,,
They sat in silence for some few minutes then Tim's phone rang it was Sasha...
ohh its Sasha,,
Put her on speaker,,,
Yooo stoner Queen waddup!!!
Nothing much just calling for our deal..!
ohh that let me forward the number..
Dope!!---Call ended
One of the good days i am going to confess my undying love to this woman...!!