Chapter 3 Megumin part 3
Megumin swallowed and gathered up her courage. "Y-you owe me for being such a disgusting pervert with Darkness all the time," she replied bluntly. "You're making me and Aqua uncomfortable so the least you can do is help out."
"Is that right?" Kazuma asked as he stood up. "I seem to recall the two of you saying it was ok when me and Darkness brought it up a month ago."
"What did you expect?!" she snapped back, glancing back with a glare before blinking and looking away with a fresh blush. "Y-you two blindsided us, we couldn't think-"
"Sounds like a big load of not my problem," Kazuma replied, reaching down to fish his boxers out of the pile of his clothes. "If you didn't like it you should have said something, but you didn't," he told her as he slipped them on and began putting on his gear. "Not my problem you're regretting it now."
"That's not fair…" Megumin grumbled, peaking back at him tensely and visibly slumping with relief when she saw his clothes were going back on.
"And I don't care," Kazuma replied as the mage finally turned around to face him. "I had to put up with you three being the biggest headaches in my life for long enough, not my fault you can't handle me putting my foot down," he said as he buttoned up the last of his gear. "And speaking of, I'll be happy to help carry you back," he said making her visibly brighten up. "But…"
"But what?" she asked glowering immediately.
"If I do I'm going to do whatever I want with you until you can move again," he said, crossing his arms.
Megumin blinked. "What?" she asked dumbfounded.
Kazuma rolled his eyes. "From now on if you want me to carry you back from your daily explosions, I'm going to do whatever I feel like with your body until you can move again," he explained calmy as she turned bright red with flapping lips. "Or we could just do it beforehand, I don't mind giving you a pass if you do it yourself," he suggested.
"What's wrong with you?!" she squeaked, clutching her staff even tighter than before. "How can you just ask that?!"
"What's the problem?" Kazuma asked back. "You're the one demanding I carry you home on my back, the least you can do is make it worth my time."
Megumin shifted in place, glaring at the floor. "Pedo-NEET…" she grumbled, remembering what Aqua had called him once.
Kazuma just chuckled though. "Hey, you're the one who wants us to stop treating you like a little girl," he said making her grumble harder. "Well, this is what happens, big girls fuck around with guys, especially if they make those guys carry them around on their backs for hours on end," he told her pointedly as she trembled in place.
"Fine!" Megumin suddenly snapped feeling like she was being looked down on. "You can be a pervert as much as you want with me after I'm done today! Happy?" she asked while trying to psych herself up, trying to convince herself he wouldn't actually do anything to her.
Her resolve cracked ever so slightly though when he leaned down and looked her in the eye. "Fine," he agreed casually.
Her resolve crumbled even further then as he walked past her to open the door just as Darkness was returning with a flask of water. "Are you two going somewhere?" she asked with curiosity and disappointment upon seeing Kazuma clothed.
"Yeah, I need to carry Megumin back home after she blows something up again," he replied, snatching the water and gulping some down impatiently. "Get my bed ready, I'm stripping Megumin down the moment we get home," he ordered bluntly making the two girls jump in place as he walked out into the hall without another word.
Megumin trembled in the room as Darkness shook herself out of her stunned stupor before letting out an excited squeal and eagerly walking off towards Kazuma's room, leaving the mage to sit there and contemplate what exactly she had just agreed to. Kazuma was perverted scum… but he wouldn't actually do anything to her… right?