"You don't believe I can get their numbers?"
"Philip, of course, you'll get their numbers. As much as it makes me want to throw up admitting this, your face is a huge advantage for you. And besides, weren't you still texting that alpha yesterday? The one you called a "waking dildo" from your night out?"
"Yeah, but I blocked him. He was too clingy. I don't like that. Though, I have to admit, he was a good rut partner—even if his size wasn't really my type."
"Seriously? You should be more mature at your age."
"I'm only twenty-five! Stop talking like I'm some old man."
"What I mean is, you shouldn't be playing with people's feelings. What if you get karma for it, Philip? Quit that toxic habit of yours and start looking for something serious."
"That's boring."