Chapter 20

Can the cultivators in this world go that far?

Yet her father, uncles and aunties were playing a Harvest Moon game life simulation. The pretty uncles and aunties would throw seeds, then her father would make the clouds rain!

Had they given up on cultivation? Maybe they're one of those cultivators who cultivate through unusual means. They were the new trend these days. Cultivate the land to cultivate. Cultivate numerical numbers to cultivate. Killing slimes to cultivate…

Were there slimes here? It's a fantasy world after all they should have 'em slimes, they're a staple in every fantasy world! Maybe that's only for the Western fantasy?

Today too she was stuck inside of her father's robes, her head poking out of her father's lapels. She wanted to complain to her father for carrying her inside of his robes instead of with his hands, but if she were to complain she was afraid that her father might really throw her away. Her father was already thinking about it, she shivered.

She could only suck it up. Life as her father's baby was harsh.

Well being stuck inside her father's robes wasn't too bad, it was actually breezy.

Her eyes caught the pretty blue uncle, he was rubbing his cheeks against the pouch pretty uncle had given him this morning. She wondered what was inside the bag to make the pretty blue uncle look… slightly ugly than his usual self. She did see a pretty uncle she hadn't had the chance to name sealed a golden building into a different pouch.

Then this pouch pretty blue uncle was holding — could there be candies in them? Candies were sweet and everyone loved sweets. Inside the pouch were definitely candies! She wanted to see what's inside of the bag, will her father help her?

Her father's eyes were closed, legs crossed in a lotus position. He was meditating again and this time her father was floating mid air, it was so domineering! (What was domineering again?) Ah, well it was cool, that's what matters. Her father works hard and meditates everyday to make the sky rain.

Fighting father! Your favorite daughter is rooting for you.

In the future if there was some stuck up heavenly emperor that tried to hit her, her father would hit them back for her. Let's hug father's golden thighs for extra protection.

"I'm out of seeds!" One of the pretty uncles with big muscles shouted.

That's right she hadn't given this uncle a nickname, since he's really muscly, he'll be pretty bodybuilder uncle from now on. Umm, uncle's nickname definitely suited him very much!

"Same here." Pretty uncle said.

The rest of the uncles and aunties shouted that they had no seeds left one by one.

"Eldest brother, we've finished spreading the grass seeds." Another pretty uncle she hadn't given a nickname told her father.

The pretty uncle was wearing silver robes, his personality and face was so stern, like a teacher. Pretty teacher uncle… yes, that sounded good!

Finally her father opened his eyes, and set foot on the ground once more. The action was so smooth, she was officially her father's faithful fan.

"Let's head back." With a single turn of body her father had brought her back to their house.

"Ah!" Father is soo cool!

Her father rubbed her head. "Why didn't you take a nap?"

She could feel that her father should be able to hear her words, and said, "Ah, ah." I'm not sleepy. Want to watch uncles and aunties.

Her father pinched her cheeks. "Don't fall asleep late in the afternoon, otherwise you won't be able to sleep at night."

Father really likes pinching her cheeks and rubbing her head. Her father only stopped squeezing her once her uncles and aunties had returned.

Pretty accountant uncle was moving the beads on his abacus really fast, his flying brush was writing something on the book at the same speed. Watching pretty accountant uncle made her dizzy.

"We should sell the loot elder brother, Jiang Xiaotong, Jie Qiqiang, and Lai Meihui had gathered. Then we should buy some more grass seeds." pretty accountant uncle said.

But pretty uncle groaned. "Can't we just buy fully grown grass and plant it?"

pretty accountant uncle smiled. "Of course we can, but it'll cost a few low grade spiritual stones more."

"There's no problem spending some more low grade spiritual stones, if it makes our lives easier." Pretty bodybuilder uncle commented.

"No, absolutely not! We are attempting to cover this entire Barren realm with grass, the some more low grade spiritual stones you speak of, Qiqiang, will amount to a fortune."

She nodded to pretty accountant uncle's explanation. She felt that what he said made sense, even though she didn't understand why she thought it made sense. All she knew was that in the rules of business, a small spending in large quantities units, will become a huge spending over time. It's called maximising one's gains.

Pretty accountant uncle was very smart!

"We still have yet to sell these loots, but if we go by my current calculations, we should earn five hundred million high grade spiritual stones." Pretty accountant uncle just dropped a bomb.

Pretty red aunty sputtered, "Five, five hundred?! Liwei, you didn't add too many zeroes in your calculations, correct?"

"I did not."

"We, we should buy one of those rare and expensive books!" Pretty booky uncle was very excited over books for some reason.

"We cannot! The profit from the Da dynasty secret realm will be used strictly to build the sect. If there are any leftovers then we can think of using it for personal use." Pretty teacher uncle was so strict!

Pretty pink aunty cleared her throat. "I'm afraid that your plan is impossible to fulfill, elder brother."

Why was the pretty pink aunty looking at her like that?

"Don't worry elder brother, I've calculated eldest brother's child's spending into account. We have more than enough to raise her, and build a sect." Pretty accountant uncle said.

"Ah!" Pretty accountant uncle is very considerate!

[You're an expensive child.] Her father began pinching both of her cheeks.

"I feel like we're raising a princess with that much money." Pretty uncle commented.

"Mah! Ah!" I am a princess, I'm my father's princess!

"I feel like the baby just said something incredibly prideful." Pretty red aunty said.

"She did." A lightning bolt seemed to have shocked her, her father sold her out!

"I proposed that we all split up and sell the loot to different vendors across the realms, and wear a disguise just to be safe." Pretty teacher uncle drew the uncles and aunties attention back on track, and away from her.

"I think we should send Liwei, Xiaotong, Huifang, Meihui, and Jinjing, to sell the loot. I'm terrible at bargaining." Pretty blue uncle had raised his hands in a defeated manner.

Pretty bodybuilder uncle and pretty booky uncle also refused to go out and sell the loot. Their reasoning was "we're bad at bargaining". The two uncles looked like soft persimmons a shark like vendor would swindle. Well, they didn't exactly look like soft persimmons, just that she knew they were not very bright when it comes to business.

Pretty teacher uncle started dividing the loots evenly to each of the uncles and aunties that they needed to sell.

Then was he father not going outside to sell the loots?

"Ah, ah?" Father, you're not going too?

[There's no need for me to go.]

This was a problem, she really wanted to go and see what this world was like, outside of the Barren realm she was currently in.

[Hmm, you want to go?]

"Ah!" Yes!

Was her father taking her out for a walk on a stroller? He was definitely—

[You can go with your aunt Jinjing.]

Father you liar!

[I never said that I would take you out, your imagination is too… creative.]

Her bottom lips stuck out and quivered.

[Cry and you won't leave this realm for one hundred years.]

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" Unfair! Father being unfair! I want to gooo!

[Didn't I say you can go with your aunt?]

But she wanted to go out with her father, not with one of her uncles or aunties!

[There's no difference if I go with you, or if your aunts or uncles go with you. In the end you will go out.]

"Ahhh!" Of course it's different, they're not father!

Her father only raised a brow and turned his head sideways, refusing to meet herin the eye. She really wanted to cry, but if she cried she'd be stuck in this realm. But she really wanted to go out with her father.

"I'm going out for a stroll." Her father suddenly said.

There were stars in her eyes, glittering brightly. Father! I know you love me!

"..."

"Eldest brother, allow me to accompany you."

The pretty teacher uncle wanted to tag along? Sure, let's go, the more the merrier it's officially a field trip!